Me: Hey, are you going to Sawcon?
Sensei: What is that?
Me: Saw con deez nu...
Sensei: Oh, is it for people with ligma?
Me: What’s ligm...
Sensei: 😈
Me: no no no no
Sensei: Ligma ba...
Internet Jokes
Are you Shane Dawson?
Because I can be your pussy.
Ever heard of account stealing?
Ever heard of someone by the name of "#SHUT THE HELL UP GWEN DON'T EVEN DATE PRINCE ON FACE BOOK!!!!!!!! I HATE IT WHEN UR HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"?
You know what's so horrible about this website?
When I mimic another person's account, the picture ALWAYS changes color. No more identity theft for me.
Hey guys! Want to know something cool? Google Jesus' language. It's Aramaic.
Next, google "God in Aramaic". See the results for yourself. <3
Skibidi toilet skibidi skibidi toilet toilet skibidi skibidi bidet lalaalallalala.
What did Andrew Tate say to the fat kid?
"I miss you."
POV: You're sitting here waiting for a good joke. I wait, unfulfilled.
I looked so deep in the dark web, I started to see Tyrone.
I went up to an orphan bully and I said, "Here, look, I made a website!"
The orphan likes it, but the kid says, "I forgot one feature, though... the home button."
I was asked to design a website for an orphanage, so I decided to design it without the home page.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My name is Ya.
Ya who?
Yahooooo!!!
This is how I got [redacted]
So I was just chilling in the World Trade Center, and I got airplane Wi-Fi. I wonder why....
Yo mama so fat she is the Google JavaScript loading.
I’m not funny! Please do not laugh at my jokes! But do check them out, they’re very unpredictable. Read them, do not laugh, they’re jokes, do not laugh at them!
Someone: hah- Me: NO DON’T YOU DARE!😠😠
I am Paul Walker.
I am no longer anonymous.
Where's the best place to hide a body? In the second page of Google search results.
Hey guys! Just a reminder that the guy below me is a crying bitch! Have a good day!
