Internet jokes

Not a joke.

Any girls looking for a steamy hot man?

Thank you guys for 6 whole followers! I'm so happy!

What's the similarities between anonymous and a cow? I think you know...

Here are 4 different ways to do UwU.

1. UwU 2. OwO 3. OwU 4. UwO

Hi UwU!

Hi, I am just wondering who went into my account, 'cause I've changed my password, by the way.

I've tried to like all of your jokes. They are funny 😆 and joshisboss, you are awesome. Keep up the good work 👍!

Hi guys, I just found this website. I got emailed by joshisboss or something. Have a great day! 👍

Me: Hey, are you going to Sawcon?

Sensei: What is that?

Me: Saw con deez nu...

Sensei: Oh, is it for people with ligma?

Me: What’s ligm...

Sensei: 😈

Me: no no no no

Sensei: Ligma ba...

Are you Shane Dawson?

Because I can be your pussy.

Ever heard of account stealing?

Ever heard of someone by the name of "#SHUT THE HELL UP GWEN DON'T EVEN DATE PRINCE ON FACE BOOK!!!!!!!! I HATE IT WHEN UR HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"?

You know what's so horrible about this website?

When I mimic another person's account, the picture ALWAYS changes color. No more identity theft for me.

Hey guys! Want to know something cool? Google Jesus' language. It's Aramaic.

Next, google "God in Aramaic". See the results for yourself. <3

Skibidi toilet skibidi skibidi toilet toilet skibidi skibidi bidet lalaalallalala.

What did Andrew Tate say to the fat kid?

"I miss you."

POV: You're sitting here waiting for a good joke. I wait, unfulfilled.

I looked so deep in the dark web, I started to see Tyrone.

I went up to an orphan bully and I said, "Here, look, I made a website!"

The orphan likes it, but the kid says, "I forgot one feature, though... the home button."

I was asked to design a website for an orphanage, so I decided to design it without the home page.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

My name is Ya.

Ya who?

Yahooooo!!!