Chuck Norris once threw a grenade and killed 80 people.
Then it exploded.
Internet Meme Jokes
How many times do I tap that ass? OVER 9000!
Penis when sussy; bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bud buh dum boo dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum bfrhgtjkg buygubukbjkuhkbjub. AMOGUS (sus).
Chuck Norris is a ham weiner.
A: Do you eat food?
B: Yes...
A: You can sit on deez nuts then!
B: Omg I have depression now.
Sorry.
Why are you sorry?
Sorry for putting deez nuts in your mouth.
Did you hear that Joe contracted Sugondese Ligma on his trip to Suggon, and now he won’t be able to make it to Saw Con?
Press F to pay respects to Grumpy Cat!
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
What's up guys! Quandale Dingle here (RUUEHEHEHEHEHEEHE). I have been arrested for multiple crimes (AHHHHHHHHHHHHH) including: Battery on a police officer (WHAT), Grand theft, Declaring war on Italy, and public indecency (RUHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE x2 speed).
I will be escaping prison on, MARCH 28TH! After that I will take over the worl[d].
What starts with a "v" and ends with a "k"? A veggie Karen.
My grandpa died to ligma :(
LIGMA BALLS!
What's the code thing on Minecraft that decides the world generation?
Seed?
Seedeeznuts!
Have you learned SoDN in chemistry? It's so hard.
What's SoDN?
Suck on deez nuts.
Never give up, 'cause never gonna give you up.
Never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you, never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna desert you.
Do you know Ligma... potatoes?
What's Pokémon #539 (Sawk)?
Sawk on deez nuts!
Doin' (DYM 34).
The (DYM 137).
Looks dragon!
Draggin' these nuts across yo face!
Foi o Chuck Norris que fez o parto da sua mãe.
