Internet meme jokes

Deez nuts, can we get much higher?

Boioioioing boioioioing, my name Jeff.

Arabic Nokia ringtone, bingchungus, wholesome 100, everyone liked that, Keanu Reeves chungus, Ugandan Knuckles, YouTube poop XDDDDDDDDDDDD.

"Deznuts up your ass."

BRUHS0UNDEFFECT!

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took a dick in the ass.

Chuck Norris once threw a grenade and killed 80 people.

Then it exploded.

How many times do I tap that ass? OVER 9000!

Penis when sussy; bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bud buh dum boo dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum bfrhgtjkg buygubukbjkuhkbjub. AMOGUS (sus).

Chuck Norris is a ham weiner.

A: Do you eat food?

B: Yes...

A: You can sit on deez nuts then!

B: Omg I have depression now.

Sorry.

Why are you sorry?

Sorry for putting deez nuts in your mouth.

Press F to pay respects to Grumpy Cat!

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Did you hear that Joe contracted Sugondese Ligma on his trip to Suggon, and now he won’t be able to make it to Saw Con?

What's up guys! Quandale Dingle here (RUUEHEHEHEHEHEEHE). I have been arrested for multiple crimes (AHHHHHHHHHHHHH) including: Battery on a police officer (WHAT), Grand theft, Declaring war on Italy, and public indecency (RUHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE x2 speed).

I will be escaping prison on, MARCH 28TH! After that I will take over the worl[d].

What starts with a "v" and ends with a "k"? A veggie Karen.

My grandpa died to ligma :(

LIGMA BALLS!

Do you know Ligma... potatoes?

Never give up, 'cause never gonna give you up.

Never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you, never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna desert you.

What's the code thing on Minecraft that decides the world generation?

Seed?

Seedeeznuts!

Have you learned SoDN in chemistry? It's so hard.

What's SoDN?

Suck on deez nuts.

What's Pokémon #539 (Sawk)?

Sawk on deez nuts!