Internet meme jokes

#RIPBOZO

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took a dick in the ass.

Have you heard anything about this Chuck Norris guy? Yeh, me neither.

I went to a girl and I said, "DEEZ NUTS!"

John Cena once insulted Chuck Norris. That's why we can't see him anymore.

Joe Biden deez nuts.

How many times do I tap that ass? OVER 9000!

Chuck Norris doesn't ride horses.

Horses ride him.

Friend: You are joking.

Me: Joking on deez nuts.

Your mama is so ugly even the trolls threw up.

I made this game called Ligma. Say it, "Ligma."

Lick my balls.

Penis when sussy; bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bud buh dum boo dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum bfrhgtjkg buygubukbjkuhkbjub. AMOGUS (sus).

Dez nuts!

Did you hear that Joe contracted Sugondese Ligma on his trip to Suggon, and now he won’t be able to make it to Saw Con?

Do you know Ligma... potatoes?

Me: How do cowboys say hello?

Friend: Howdy.

Me: How do deez nuts fit in your mouth?

Chuck Norris and Time had a race.

Result: Time is still running...

Me: Do you like smash?

Friend: Smash Rolls?

Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS!

Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)

How is a child molester and Harambe the same? They both get shot for touching little kids.

Once upon a time... Chuck Norris stepped on a Lego. R.I.P. the Lego piece.