Internet meme jokes
The cycle of Pionel Pessi:
- Ghosting👻
- Diving🐬
- Complaining to teammates😡
- Complaining to refs🤬
- Missing sitters🤦♂️
- Gets a lucky open net tapin⚽️
- Proceed to get 🐐 shouts
- Repeat🔁
People with REAL ball knowledge know he’s just an overrated tapin merchant 😭
an (DYM 83)
When Chuck Norris was asked, "Do you know the way?" he replied, "I am the way!"
Chuck Norris is...
What? You don't need to know what he is. He's just, Chuck.
Nobody:
Me: "Nobody:" "Me:"
Me: Hey, I have candy.
Kid: Right next to me, can I have some?
Me: Some of deez nuts.
What happens when Rick Astley is getting an erection whilst singing "Never Gonna Give You Up"?
You get PRICKrolled.
Chuck Norris can kick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever had.
Chuck Norris once ran all the way around the equator and kicked himself in the back.
Ligma.
Balls.
What's the code thing on Minecraft that decides the world generation?
Seed?
Seedeeznuts!
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?
Chuck Norris doesn't zoom out; everything moves backwards.
Do you like CDs?
There's this really cool one called "C Deez Nuts."
Dez nuts!
Chuck Norris has been to Mars... that's why there are no signs of life there.
What starts with a "v" and ends with a "k"? A veggie Karen.
"Deznuts up your ass."
Kid amogus backwards.
SUGOMA DIK!
What did Sally get for Christmas? Ligma?