Internet meme jokes
Your hairline’s going backwards in Ohio.
Yo mama is so ugly that Rick Astley gave her up.
Dez nuts!
Kindly yeet someone!
Hey, you know Slugma?
Slugma balls.
What makes Squidward and a Quandale Dingle the same?
They both got them big parts.
RIP Candace.
an (DYM 83)
Chuck Norris is the opposite to Oliver Savage.
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The cycle of Pionel Pessi:
- Ghosting👻
- Diving🐬
- Complaining to teammates😡
- Complaining to refs🤬
- Missing sitters🤦♂️
- Gets a lucky open net tapin⚽️
- Proceed to get 🐐 shouts
- Repeat🔁
People with REAL ball knowledge know he’s just an overrated tapin merchant 😭
Ligma.
Balls.
Me: Let's go to Randy's.
Friend: There's no Randy's.
Me: Ran deez nuts with a car.
Imposter: Did you do Sawcon task?
Crewmate: What's Sawcon?
Imposter: Sawcon deez nuts!
Have you heard of deez nuts?
Yes, Stephen Hawking is alive.
YEET!
DEEZ NUTS
GOTTEM!
DEEZ NUTS!
Deez nuts!
GOT EEMMMMMMMM!
Me: Hey, I have candy.
Kid: Right next to me, can I have some?
Me: Some of deez nuts.