Internet meme jokes
Dez nuts!
Hey, you know Slugma?
Slugma balls.
an (DYM 83)
RIP Candace.
Luke looks like Big Chungus and Fat Sonic.
Your hairline’s going backwards in Ohio.
Yo mama is so ugly that Rick Astley gave her up.
Chuck Norris doesn't breathe. He holds air hostage.
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Chuck Norris is the opposite to Oliver Savage.
The cycle of Pionel Pessi:
- Ghosting👻
- Diving🐬
- Complaining to teammates😡
- Complaining to refs🤬
- Missing sitters🤦♂️
- Gets a lucky open net tapin⚽️
- Proceed to get 🐐 shouts
- Repeat🔁
People with REAL ball knowledge know he’s just an overrated tapin merchant 😭
Me: Let's go to Randy's.
Friend: There's no Randy's.
Me: Ran deez nuts with a car.
Imposter: Did you do Sawcon task?
Crewmate: What's Sawcon?
Imposter: Sawcon deez nuts!
Have you heard of deez nuts?
Ligma.
Balls.
Yes, Stephen Hawking is alive.
YEET!
DEEZ NUTS
GOTTEM!
DEEZ NUTS!
Deez nuts!
GOT EEMMMMMMMM!
Me: Hey, I have candy.
Kid: Right next to me, can I have some?
Me: Some of deez nuts.