RIP Candace.
Chuck Norris doesn't breathe. He holds air hostage.
Yo mama is so ugly that Rick Astley gave her up.
Chuck Norris strangled someone with a cordless phone.
Sususususususu su usus u sussu susu susus us ususususus sususus red sussy amogus susususususus.
Chuck Norris is the opposite to Oliver Savage.
The cycle of Pionel Pessi:
- Ghosting👻
- Diving🐬
- Complaining to teammates😡
- Complaining to refs🤬
- Missing sitters🤦♂️
- Gets a lucky open net tapin⚽️
- Proceed to get 🐐 shouts
- Repeat🔁
People with REAL ball knowledge know he’s just an overrated tapin merchant 😭
Imposter: Did you do Sawcon task?
Crewmate: What's Sawcon?
Imposter: Sawcon deez nuts!
Have you heard of deez nuts?
Me: Let's go to Randy's.
Friend: There's no Randy's.
Me: Ran deez nuts with a car.
Ligma.
Balls.
Yes, Stephen Hawking is alive.
YEET!
DEEZ NUTS
GOTTEM!
DEEZ NUTS!
Deez nuts!
GOT EEMMMMMMMM!
Me: Hey, I have candy.
Kid: Right next to me, can I have some?
Me: Some of deez nuts.
Deez nuts, can we get much higher?
Boioioioing boioioioing, my name Jeff.
Arabic Nokia ringtone, bingchungus, wholesome 100, everyone liked that, Keanu Reeves chungus, Ugandan Knuckles, YouTube poop XDDDDDDDDDDDD.
"Deznuts up your ass."
I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took a dick in the ass.
BRUHS0UNDEFFECT!
