Internet meme jokes
Today, I was at the Apple Store when I saw that a lot of phones were broken. When I looked around, I saw none other than Pristiano Penaldo smashing all the phones. He said he was mad because he ghosted vs a relegation team. Shame on you, Penaldo!
Your mama is so ugly even the trolls threw up.
I would try to make a Fortnite joke, but I can't seem to build on it.
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Chuck Norris sent the chicken back across the road.
What makes Squidward and a Quandale Dingle the same?
They both got them big parts.
Yo mama is so ugly that Rick Astley gave her up.
Me: Hey Joe, updog.
Joe: What?
Me: Updog.
Joe: What's updog?
*Facepalms*
Me: Lol in the corner.
Once upon a time... Chuck Norris stepped on a Lego. R.I.P. the Lego piece.
Knock knock. Who's there? Dees. Dees who? Dees nuts!
(Or dees nuts in yo mouth!)
"Ligma" is a disease, so does that mean "ligma balls?"
BRUHS0UNDEFFECT!
Yes, Stephen Hawking is alive.
YEET!
Roses are red, your eyes are brown; never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.
"Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you." mucho_mango: just woke up from my dream what was that.
It's sad someone has ligma.
What's Pokémon #539 (Sawk)?
Sawk on deez nuts!
Deez
Chuck Norris once stared a basilisk in the eye, and it DIED!
Sorry.
Why are you sorry?
Sorry for putting deez nuts in your mouth.