Internet meme jokes

Chuck Norris can kick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever had.

Dez nuts!

How many times do I tap that ass? OVER 9000!

Chuck Norris once stared a basilisk in the eye, and it DIED!

Have you played the game Imagine Dragons? Imagine draggin' deez nuts!

Foi o Chuck Norris que fez o parto da sua mãe.

RIP Candace.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?

What starts with a "v" and ends with a "k"? A veggie Karen.

Do you like CDs?

There's this really cool one called "C Deez Nuts."

Me: How do cowboys say hello?

Friend: Howdy.

Me: How do deez nuts fit in your mouth?

How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do?

All of them.

Me: How do you say yes in Spanish? You: Si. Me: Si if these nuts fit in your mouth.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Ligma?

What happens when Rick Astley is getting an erection whilst singing "Never Gonna Give You Up"?

You get PRICKrolled.

Did you hear that Joe contracted Sugondese Ligma on his trip to Suggon, and now he won’t be able to make it to Saw Con?

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took a dick in the ass.

Have you heard anything about this Chuck Norris guy? Yeh, me neither.

I went to a girl and I said, "DEEZ NUTS!"

A Souls fan raped me. He said, "Try finger, but hole."