Internet meme jokes

It's sad someone has ligma.

I am whooping my doge's a$$. If you like, you can free him.

How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do?

All of them.

Chuck Norris is so immortal, even he killed Death.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Do you like CDs?

There's this really cool one called "C Deez Nuts."

Creeper?

Isac, I suck deez nuts!

Little Herobrine, I'm cumming in ur mom! Call me Saddam Hussein cuz I'm dropping rap bombs!!

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?

Chuck Norris threw a grenade once. It killed 300 people.

And then it exploded.

Chuck Norris sent the chicken back across the road.

"DEEZ NUTS"

"Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you." mucho_mango: just woke up from my dream what was that.

A Souls fan raped me. He said, "Try finger, but hole."

Roses are red, Justin Bieber is gay, But most importantly, You know de way.

I would try to make a Fortnite joke, but I can't seem to build on it.

Once upon a time... Chuck Norris stepped on a Lego. R.I.P. the Lego piece.

Chuck Norris doesn't ride horses.

Horses ride him.

Chuck Norris is...

What? You don't need to know what he is. He's just, Chuck.