Internet meme jokes

The next woman who says she'd rather be alone in the woods with a bear, I'm throwing her in a pit with a bear and making her fight it with a wooden sword while drinking and singing "The Bear and the Maiden Fair."

Chuck Norris doesn’t go to heaven; Heaven comes to Chuck Norris. RIP.

Why do they call it oven, when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?

Your hairline’s going backwards in Ohio.

Luke looks like Big Chungus and Fat Sonic.

MANGO 67 MUSTARD. Skibidi Toilet. Sigma. Ohio. Those who knows. Gyat.

Roses are red, your eyes are brown; never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.

How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do?

All of them.

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

Chuck Norris threw a grenade once. It killed 300 people.

And then it exploded.

Chuck Norris doesn't breathe. He holds air hostage.

Did you hear that Joe contracted Sugondese Ligma on his trip to Suggon, and now he won’t be able to make it to Saw Con?

Foi o Chuck Norris que fez o parto da sua mãe.

Chuck Norris can kick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever had.

Yo mama is so ugly that Rick Astley gave her up.

Chuck Norris strangled someone with a cordless phone.

Your mama is so ugly even the trolls threw up.

Chuck Norris sent the chicken back across the road.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?

Stephen Hawking once stood up to bow down to Chuck Norris.