New Internet Meme Jokes

Roses are red, your eyes are brown; never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.

How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do?

All of them.

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?

Stephen Hawking once stood up to bow down to Chuck Norris.

Deez nuts, can we get much higher?

Boioioioing boioioioing, my name Jeff.

Arabic Nokia ringtone, bingchungus, wholesome 100, everyone liked that, Keanu Reeves chungus, Ugandan Knuckles, YouTube poop XDDDDDDDDDDDD.

How is a child molester and Harambe the same? They both get shot for touching little kids.

I am whooping my doge's a$$. If you like, you can free him.

It's sad someone has ligma.

Why does Michael Jackson like Doge Miner? He thinks it's about minors dressed in doge costumes.

Today, I was at the Apple Store when I saw that a lot of phones were broken. When I looked around, I saw none other than Pristiano Penaldo smashing all the phones. He said he was mad because he ghosted vs a relegation team. Shame on you, Penaldo!

#RIPBOZO

Have you played the game Imagine Dragons? Imagine draggin' deez nuts!

Me: How do cowboys say hello?

Friend: Howdy.

Me: How do deez nuts fit in your mouth?

Little Herobrine, I'm cumming in ur mom! Call me Saddam Hussein cuz I'm dropping rap bombs!!

What happens when Rick Astley is getting an erection whilst singing "Never Gonna Give You Up"?

You get PRICKrolled.

"Deznuts up your ass."

"Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you." mucho_mango: just woke up from my dream what was that.