Internet meme jokes

Roses are red, your eyes are brown; never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.

How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do?

All of them.

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

Chuck Norris threw a grenade once. It killed 300 people.

And then it exploded.

Chuck Norris doesn't breathe. He holds air hostage.

Did you hear that Joe contracted Sugondese Ligma on his trip to Suggon, and now he won’t be able to make it to Saw Con?

Foi o Chuck Norris que fez o parto da sua mãe.

Chuck Norris can kick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever had.

Yo mama is so ugly that Rick Astley gave her up.

Chuck Norris strangled someone with a cordless phone.

Your mama is so ugly even the trolls threw up.

Chuck Norris sent the chicken back across the road.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?

Stephen Hawking once stood up to bow down to Chuck Norris.

Deez nuts, can we get much higher?

Boioioioing boioioioing, my name Jeff.

Arabic Nokia ringtone, bingchungus, wholesome 100, everyone liked that, Keanu Reeves chungus, Ugandan Knuckles, YouTube poop XDDDDDDDDDDDD.

How is a child molester and Harambe the same? They both get shot for touching little kids.

Have you heard anything about this Chuck Norris guy? Yeh, me neither.

Never give up, 'cause never gonna give you up.

Never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you, never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna desert you.

I am whooping my doge's a$$. If you like, you can free him.

Me: How do you say yes in Spanish? You: Si. Me: Si if these nuts fit in your mouth.