Internet meme jokes
Joe mama is Joe mama (your mother) LMAO!
A B C deez nuts!
Me: Do you like smash?
Friend: Smash Rolls?
Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS!
Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)
"Ligma" is a disease, so does that mean "ligma balls?"
Chuck Norris can kick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever had.
Have you heard anything about this Chuck Norris guy? Yeh, me neither.
Knock knock. Who's there? Dees. Dees who? Dees nuts!
(Or dees nuts in yo mouth!)
Friend: You are joking.
Me: Joking on deez nuts.
What did Sally get for Christmas? Ligma?
Your mama is so ugly even the trolls threw up.
Deez nutz!
The last number of your like is the Amogus you get.
1: Amogus trollface
2: Frogus
3: Amogus in 2013
4: Chogus
5: Classic Amogus
6: Wait this isn't Amogus
7: Amogus drip
8: Amog sus
9: Amog stuff
Big Chungus.
Swiggity swooty, I'm coming for that booty!
Yo momma is so ugly, Slenderman runs from her.
It's also why he has no eyes.
Ok, I found this off of an internet meme, this isn't original:
*grabbing kid* Harambe: Ok kid, I don't have much time, but Obama's last name is- *gunshot*
Me: How do you say yes in Spanish? You: Si. Me: Si if these nuts fit in your mouth.
Deez nuts eat nuts.
I made this game called Ligma. Say it, "Ligma."
Lick my balls.
Why do they call it oven, when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?