Internet meme jokes
Me: Do you like smash?
Friend: Smash Rolls?
Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS!
Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)
"Ligma" is a disease, so does that mean "ligma balls?"
Have you heard anything about this Chuck Norris guy? Yeh, me neither.
Knock knock. Who's there? Dees. Dees who? Dees nuts!
(Or dees nuts in yo mouth!)
What did Sally get for Christmas? Ligma?
Memes
Caylez.cc, you need to stop
Friend: You are joking.
Me: Joking on deez nuts.
Your mama is so ugly even the trolls threw up.
Deez nutz!
The last number of your like is the Amogus you get.
1: Amogus trollface
2: Frogus
3: Amogus in 2013
4: Chogus
5: Classic Amogus
6: Wait this isn't Amogus
7: Amogus drip
8: Amog sus
9: Amog stuff
Yo momma is so ugly, Slenderman runs from her.
It's also why he has no eyes.
Big Chungus.
Swiggity swooty, I'm coming for that booty!
Ok, I found this off of an internet meme, this isn't original:
*grabbing kid* Harambe: Ok kid, I don't have much time, but Obama's last name is- *gunshot*
I made this game called Ligma. Say it, "Ligma."
Lick my balls.
Me: How do you say yes in Spanish? You: Si. Me: Si if these nuts fit in your mouth.
Deez nuts eat nuts.
Yo mama is so ugly that Rick Astley gave her up.
Chuck Norris doesn't breathe. He holds air hostage.
an (DYM 83)
RIP Candace.