Internet meme jokes
Chuck Norris doesn’t go to heaven; Heaven comes to Chuck Norris. RIP.
A B C deez nuts!
Your mom... OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
The last number of your like is the Amogus you get.
1: Amogus trollface
2: Frogus
3: Amogus in 2013
4: Chogus
5: Classic Amogus
6: Wait this isn't Amogus
7: Amogus drip
8: Amog sus
9: Amog stuff
Sususususususu su usus u sussu susu susus us ususususus sususus red sussy amogus susususususus.
Big Chungus.
Chuck Norris is a ham weiner.
Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
Draw deez nuts.
Deez nuts, can we get much higher?
Boioioioing boioioioing, my name Jeff.
Arabic Nokia ringtone, bingchungus, wholesome 100, everyone liked that, Keanu Reeves chungus, Ugandan Knuckles, YouTube poop XDDDDDDDDDDDD.
Chuck Norris sent the chicken back across the road.
an (DYM 83)
The cycle of Pionel Pessi:
- Ghosting👻
- Diving🐬
- Complaining to teammates😡
- Complaining to refs🤬
- Missing sitters🤦♂️
- Gets a lucky open net tapin⚽️
- Proceed to get 🐐 shouts
- Repeat🔁
People with REAL ball knowledge know he’s just an overrated tapin merchant 😭
Yes, Stephen Hawking is alive.
YEET!
When Chuck Norris was asked, "Do you know the way?" he replied, "I am the way!"
Chuck Norris is...
What? You don't need to know what he is. He's just, Chuck.
Me: Hey, I have candy.
Kid: Right next to me, can I have some?
Me: Some of deez nuts.
It's sad someone has ligma.
Chuck Norris once stared a basilisk in the eye, and it DIED!
The Annoying Orange called Donald Trump a copycat.