Chuck Norris strangled someone with a cordless phone.
Yo mama is so ugly that Rick Astley gave her up.
Chuck Norris doesn't breathe. He holds air hostage.
Sususususususu su usus u sussu susu susus us ususususus sususus red sussy amogus susususususus.
Chuck Norris is the opposite to Oliver Savage.
The cycle of Pionel Pessi:
- Ghosting👻
- Diving🐬
- Complaining to teammates😡
- Complaining to refs🤬
- Missing sitters🤦♂️
- Gets a lucky open net tapin⚽️
- Proceed to get 🐐 shouts
- Repeat🔁
People with REAL ball knowledge know he’s just an overrated tapin merchant 😭
Ligma.
Balls.
Imposter: Did you do Sawcon task?
Crewmate: What's Sawcon?
Imposter: Sawcon deez nuts!
Me: Let's go to Randy's.
Friend: There's no Randy's.
Me: Ran deez nuts with a car.
Yes, Stephen Hawking is alive.
YEET!
Deez nuts!
GOT EEMMMMMMMM!
Me: Hey, I have candy.
Kid: Right next to me, can I have some?
Me: Some of deez nuts.
I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took a dick in the ass.
How many times do I tap that ass? OVER 9000!
"Deznuts up your ass."
Deez nuts, can we get much higher?
Boioioioing boioioioing, my name Jeff.
Arabic Nokia ringtone, bingchungus, wholesome 100, everyone liked that, Keanu Reeves chungus, Ugandan Knuckles, YouTube poop XDDDDDDDDDDDD.
BRUHS0UNDEFFECT!
Penis when sussy; bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bud buh dum boo dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum bfrhgtjkg buygubukbjkuhkbjub. AMOGUS (sus).
Chuck Norris is a ham weiner.
Did you hear that Joe contracted Sugondese Ligma on his trip to Suggon, and now he won’t be able to make it to Saw Con?
