Internet meme jokes
What's big, black, and touches children?
Harambe.
Me: Do you like cobble?
My friend: No.
Me: Gobble deez nuts!
Joe mama is Joe mama (your mother) LMAO!
Me: Do you like smash?
Friend: Smash Rolls?
Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS!
Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)
A B C deez nuts!
Knock knock. Who's there? Dees. Dees who? Dees nuts!
(Or dees nuts in yo mouth!)
Have you heard anything about this Chuck Norris guy? Yeh, me neither.
What did Sally get for Christmas? Ligma?
Friend: You are joking.
Me: Joking on deez nuts.
Your mama is so ugly even the trolls threw up.
Deez nutz!
The last number of your like is the Amogus you get.
1: Amogus trollface
2: Frogus
3: Amogus in 2013
4: Chogus
5: Classic Amogus
6: Wait this isn't Amogus
7: Amogus drip
8: Amog sus
9: Amog stuff
Yo momma is so ugly, Slenderman runs from her.
It's also why he has no eyes.
Swiggity swooty, I'm coming for that booty!
Big Chungus.
Ok, I found this off of an internet meme, this isn't original:
*grabbing kid* Harambe: Ok kid, I don't have much time, but Obama's last name is- *gunshot*
Why do they call it oven, when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?
Me: How do you say yes in Spanish? You: Si. Me: Si if these nuts fit in your mouth.
I made this game called Ligma. Say it, "Ligma."
Lick my balls.
Deez nuts eat nuts.