Me: Hey Joe, updog.
Joe: What?
Me: Updog.
Joe: What's updog?
*Facepalms*
Me: Lol in the corner.
Me: How do cowboys say hello?
Friend: Howdy.
Me: How do deez nuts fit in your mouth?
#RIPBOZO
Chuck Norris sent the chicken back across the road.
When Chuck Norris was asked, "Do you know the way?" he replied, "I am the way!"
Chuck Norris destroys the yo mama!
Deez nuts!
What's big, black, and touches children?
Harambe.
Me: Do you like smash?
Friend: Smash Rolls?
Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS!
Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)
Knock knock. Who's there? Dees. Dees who? Dees nuts!
(Or dees nuts in yo mouth!)
Have you heard anything about this Chuck Norris guy? Yeh, me neither.
Your mama is so ugly even the trolls threw up.
Deez nutz!
The last number of your like is the Amogus you get.
1: Amogus trollface
2: Frogus
3: Amogus in 2013
4: Chogus
5: Classic Amogus
6: Wait this isn't Amogus
7: Amogus drip
8: Amog sus
9: Amog stuff
Yo momma is so ugly, Slenderman runs from her.
It's also why he has no eyes.
Swiggity swooty, I'm coming for that booty!
Ok, I found this off of an internet meme, this isn't original:
*grabbing kid* Harambe: Ok kid, I don't have much time, but Obama's last name is- *gunshot*
I made this game called Ligma. Say it, "Ligma."
Lick my balls.
RIP Candace.
What makes Squidward and a Quandale Dingle the same?
They both got them big parts.
