Internet meme jokes
Chuck Norris doesn’t go to heaven; Heaven comes to Chuck Norris. RIP.
Have you ever heard about the new virus in China? It's called Hupun.
Hupun DEEZ NUTS!
Chuck Norris once killed 50 people with a grenade. Then he threw the grenade.
Quandale Dingle
Sonic can run around the world in a second. I can do it in 0.5, but Chuck Norris has already done it before us.
Luke looks like Big Chungus and Fat Sonic.
Chuck Norris doesn't breathe. He holds air hostage.
Nobody:
Me: "Nobody:" "Me:"
Me: Hey Joe, updog.
Joe: What?
Me: Updog.
Joe: What's updog?
*Facepalms*
Me: Lol in the corner.
Chuck Norris strangled someone with a cordless phone.
#RIPBOZO
Me: How do cowboys say hello?
Friend: Howdy.
Me: How do deez nuts fit in your mouth?
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Deez.
Deez who?
Deez nuts!
What are you willing to write in your notebook? These nuts.
When Chuck Norris was asked, "Do you know the way?" he replied, "I am the way!"
Chuck Norris destroys the yo mama!
Deez nuts!
Joe Biden deez nuts.
"Ligma" is a disease, so does that mean "ligma balls?"
Chuck Norris can kick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever had.