Quandale Dingle
Internet Meme Jokes
Chuck Norris once killed 50 people with a grenade. Then he threw the grenade.
Have you ever heard about the new virus in China? It's called Hupun.
Hupun DEEZ NUTS!
Sonic can run around the world in a second. I can do it in 0.5, but Chuck Norris has already done it before us.
Chuck Norris sent the chicken back across the road.
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Deez.
Deez who?
Deez nuts!
#RIPBOZO
Me: How do cowboys say hello?
Friend: Howdy.
Me: How do deez nuts fit in your mouth?
What are you willing to write in your notebook? These nuts.
Me: Hey Joe, updog.
Joe: What?
Me: Updog.
Joe: What's updog?
*Facepalms*
Me: Lol in the corner.
Nobody:
Me: "Nobody:" "Me:"
When Chuck Norris was asked, "Do you know the way?" he replied, "I am the way!"
Chuck Norris destroys the yo mama!
Deez nuts!
What's big, black, and touches children?
Harambe.
Joe mama is Joe mama (your mother) LMAO!
Me: Do you like smash?
Friend: Smash Rolls?
Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS!
Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)
A B C deez nuts!
Me: Do you like cobble?
My friend: No.
Me: Gobble deez nuts!
Chuck Norris can kick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever had.
