Internet meme jokes
Have you ever heard about the new virus in China? It's called Hupun.
Hupun DEEZ NUTS!
Chuck Norris once killed 50 people with a grenade. Then he threw the grenade.
Quandale Dingle
Chuck Norris doesn’t go to heaven; Heaven comes to Chuck Norris. RIP.
Sonic can run around the world in a second. I can do it in 0.5, but Chuck Norris has already done it before us.
#RIPBOZO
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Deez.
Deez who?
Deez nuts!
Me: How do cowboys say hello?
Friend: Howdy.
Me: How do deez nuts fit in your mouth?
What are you willing to write in your notebook? These nuts.
Nobody:
Me: "Nobody:" "Me:"
Me: Hey Joe, updog.
Joe: What?
Me: Updog.
Joe: What's updog?
*Facepalms*
Me: Lol in the corner.
Chuck Norris strangled someone with a cordless phone.
When Chuck Norris was asked, "Do you know the way?" he replied, "I am the way!"
Chuck Norris destroys the yo mama!
Deez nuts!
Joe Biden deez nuts.
What's big, black, and touches children?
Harambe.
Me: Do you like cobble?
My friend: No.
Me: Gobble deez nuts!
Joe mama is Joe mama (your mother) LMAO!
A B C deez nuts!