Internet meme jokes
Chuck Norris once killed 50 people with a grenade. Then he threw the grenade.
Quandale Dingle
Have you ever heard about the new virus in China? It's called Hupun.
Hupun DEEZ NUTS!
Sonic can run around the world in a second. I can do it in 0.5, but Chuck Norris has already done it before us.
#RIPBOZO
Memes
Falling out of the seat hitting the desk
Me: How do cowboys say hello?
Friend: Howdy.
Me: How do deez nuts fit in your mouth?
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Deez.
Deez who?
Deez nuts!
What are you willing to write in your notebook? These nuts.
Nobody:
Me: "Nobody:" "Me:"
Me: Hey Joe, updog.
Joe: What?
Me: Updog.
Joe: What's updog?
*Facepalms*
Me: Lol in the corner.
Chuck Norris strangled someone with a cordless phone.
When Chuck Norris was asked, "Do you know the way?" he replied, "I am the way!"
Chuck Norris destroys the yo mama!
Joe Biden deez nuts.
Deez nuts!
Chuck Norris can kick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever had.
Me: Do you like cobble?
My friend: No.
Me: Gobble deez nuts!
What's big, black, and touches children?
Harambe.
A B C deez nuts!
Me: Do you like smash?
Friend: Smash Rolls?
Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS!
Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)