Internet meme jokes
Chuck Norris doesn’t go to heaven; Heaven comes to Chuck Norris. RIP.
Chuck Norris once killed 50 people with a grenade. Then he threw the grenade.
Have you ever heard about the new virus in China? It's called Hupun.
Hupun DEEZ NUTS!
Quandale Dingle
Sonic can run around the world in a second. I can do it in 0.5, but Chuck Norris has already done it before us.
Chuck Norris doesn't breathe. He holds air hostage.
Luke looks like Big Chungus and Fat Sonic.
Chuck Norris strangled someone with a cordless phone.
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Deez.
Deez who?
Deez nuts!
#RIPBOZO
Me: How do cowboys say hello?
Friend: Howdy.
Me: How do deez nuts fit in your mouth?
What are you willing to write in your notebook? These nuts.
Nobody:
Me: "Nobody:" "Me:"
Me: Hey Joe, updog.
Joe: What?
Me: Updog.
Joe: What's updog?
*Facepalms*
Me: Lol in the corner.
When Chuck Norris was asked, "Do you know the way?" he replied, "I am the way!"
Chuck Norris destroys the yo mama!
Joe Biden deez nuts.
Deez nuts!
Chuck Norris can kick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever had.
What's big, black, and touches children?
Harambe.