Internet meme jokes
What's up guys! Quandale Dingle here (RUUEHEHEHEHEHEEHE). I have been arrested for multiple crimes (AHHHHHHHHHHHHH) including: Battery on a police officer (WHAT), Grand theft, Declaring war on Italy, and public indecency (RUHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE x2 speed).
I will be escaping prison on, MARCH 28TH! After that I will take over the worl[d].
What’d the fox say when he was asked to describe his wife? “Hottie hottie hottie hoe!”
Me: Do you like smash?
Friend: Smash Rolls?
Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS!
Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)
I made this game called Ligma. Say it, "Ligma."
Lick my balls.
Ok, I found this off of an internet meme, this isn't original:
*grabbing kid* Harambe: Ok kid, I don't have much time, but Obama's last name is- *gunshot*
Creeper?
Have you played the game Imagine Dragons? Imagine draggin' deez nuts!
Sonic can run around the world in a second. I can do it in 0.5, but Chuck Norris has already done it before us.
Luke looks like Big Chungus and Fat Sonic.
The Annoying Orange called Donald Trump a copycat.
Chuck Norris destroys the yo mama!
How many times do I tap that ass? OVER 9000!
Chuck Norris threw a grenade once. It killed 300 people.
And then it exploded.
Never give up, 'cause never gonna give you up.
Never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you, never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna desert you.
How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do?
All of them.
Roses are red, your eyes are brown; never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.
Yo momma is so ugly, Slenderman runs from her.
It's also why he has no eyes.
Foi o Chuck Norris que fez o parto da sua mãe.
Chuck Norris and Time had a race.
Result: Time is still running...
RIP Candace.