Internet meme jokes
Chuck Norris is...
What? You don't need to know what he is. He's just, Chuck.
Have you ever heard about the new virus in China? It's called Hupun.
Hupun DEEZ NUTS!
Quandale Dingle
Chuck Norris once killed 50 people with a grenade. Then he threw the grenade.
Sonic can run around the world in a second. I can do it in 0.5, but Chuck Norris has already done it before us.
Chuck Norris strangled someone with a cordless phone.
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Deez.
Deez who?
Deez nuts!
#RIPBOZO
Me: How do cowboys say hello?
Friend: Howdy.
Me: How do deez nuts fit in your mouth?
What are you willing to write in your notebook? These nuts.
Me: Hey Joe, updog.
Joe: What?
Me: Updog.
Joe: What's updog?
*Facepalms*
Me: Lol in the corner.
Nobody:
Me: "Nobody:" "Me:"
When Chuck Norris was asked, "Do you know the way?" he replied, "I am the way!"
Chuck Norris destroys the yo mama!
Deez nuts!
Joe Biden deez nuts.
Chuck Norris can kick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever had.
What's big, black, and touches children?
Harambe.
Joe mama is Joe mama (your mother) LMAO!
Me: Do you like smash?
Friend: Smash Rolls?
Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS!
Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)