International relations jokes
Because of all the rampant inbreeding in America, it's not a surprise that Hollywood had to poach models, comedians, and actors from Canada and Australia.
Nothing is free in this world, including "Free Palestine."
What Did Iran Say To Oman?
"Oh man, I ran out of ideas!"
Russia: "Silence."
Ukraine: Help...
Why does Donald Trump have a fervent crush on the Russian president?
He is Putin his dick where it don't belong!
A Russian wife turned to her husband and asked...
"What's this special military operation our glorious leader keeps talking about?"
Her husband replied, "It's a proxy war between Russia and NATO."
"Oh, right. How's it going?"
"Well," he replied, "so far we've lost 200,000 soldiers, 4,000 tanks, 500 aircraft, numerous helicopters, loads of armoured vehicles and artillery pieces along with our 'flag ship'."
"Wow! What about NATO?"
"They haven't turned up yet."
Putin be like, Finland and Sweden are bullying me with NATO, the same NATO that can't even reload a gun! Russians are pussies!
Honestly, Ukraine is just built to annoy Russia.
What do ICE and Mexican drug cartels both have in common?
They both kidnap Canadian women!
What did Donald Trump serve Justin Trudeau at the state dinner?
Poutine in traditional Russian dressing!
What happens at night in Bangladesh?
It gets Dhaka.
People claim that Trump has Russian ties. That’s not true, just some crazy conspiracy theorists. All of Trump's ties are made in China.
Trying to make a baby talk is like trying to negotiate with North Korea.
People claim that Trump has Russian ties.
FAKE NEWS!
All of Trump's ties are made in China.
