International relations jokes

Stand-up comedy

Once I was in South Korea doing stand up comedy... and I started with a "hidden" joke and I said: "I'm so happy to be here in one of the most beautiful Korea's in the world..." which is a good joke but they didn't get it, and they looked at me badly... so I said "I'm here in the South which is more beautiful... South good, North booooooo." But still nothing, they kept glaring at me... then I realized that maybe I was in the wrong Korea.

History

Omnom · 4 years ago

"History's repeating itself. WWIII is coming, and the second Russia nukes the U.S., they're all getting fucked."

Wall

Forgive me of my sins · 4 years ago

Why didn't Donald Trump build the wall?

Because Mexicans did not and would not build the damn wall!

Break up

what’s dudeese · 4 years ago

Why’s it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl? You gotta drop the bomb twice.

Geopolitics

what’s dudeese · 9 months ago

A screenshot of an iMessage conversation. The timestamp says Today 4:39 PM. Messages on the left are accompanied by the flag of Venezuela and say, "we're short staffed for tonight" and "we could use some extra help". The first set of replies on the right are accompanied by the flag of Russia and say, "damn thats crazy" and "goodluck tho". The second set of replies on the right are accompanied by the flag of Iran and say, "yeah i bet" and "goodluck man".

International relations memes

Wall

kacper the pedafile · 3 years ago

Trump built a wall that Mexicans can't get over it.

Pakistan

Shower thoughts · 2 years ago

People say that Pakistan is a terrorist nation...

Guys, it's not true, even Osama bin Laden lived there peacefully for 6 years.

Friend

PScantron · 7 years ago

My Japanese friend told me a Pearl Harbor joke. I told him he bombed it.

Wall

Anonymous · 8 years ago

Why did Trump decide to build the wall?

Because China built a wall and they do not have any Mexicans.

Letter

Anonymous · 5 years ago

After getting in the White House, D. Trump gets a letter...

...from the Iranian president. He opens it and to his surprise there is a paper with a weird looking code on it:

370HSSV 0773H

All confused, Trump contacts the FBI and forwards the letter to them in hope they can figure out the meaning, but they weren't able to. Trump gets angry and sends the letter to both the CIA and NSA, and they also fail to figure out the meaning of the letter.

One of the agents suggests Trump ask for MI6's help, so he does and few minutes after a British agent sends a fax to his secretary:

"Tell your president he was holding the letter upside down."