*America shoots down balloon*
China: "You killed an innocent man!!"
USA: "What?!"
China: "Yes, he was a famous sumo wrestler."
International Relations Jokes
Chump obviously wants to divorce Melania and marry Pootin, lmfao.
Qassem Soleimani is so popular today.
I mean, he just blew up overnight!
Russia: "Silence."
Ukraine: Help...
"Mayotteโs are sinking in the yogurt! (My Oatโs)" ๐พ๐น๐พ๐น๐พ๐น๐พ๐น๐พ๐น๐พ๐น
I've spent most of my life avoiding conflict. That's why I'm never intending to visit Syria.
Russia went from N-95 to M-16 real quick...
Putin be like, Finland and Sweden are bullying me with NATO, the same NATO that can't even reload a gun! Russians are pussies!
Why didn't Donald Trump build the wall?
Because Mexicans did not and would not build the damn wall!
Dear Kenya, I am very sorry for how rude I was to you. I just want you to know that I'm on your side and I'll never do it again. - Sincerely, Gwen
Once I was in South Korea doing stand up comedy... and I started with a "hidden" joke and I said: "I'm so happy to be here in one of the most beautiful Korea's in the world..." which is a good joke but they didn't get it, and they looked at me badly... so I said "I'm here in the South which is more beautiful... South good, North booooooo." But still nothing, they kept glaring at me... then I realized that maybe I was in the wrong Korea.
"History's repeating itself. WWIII is coming, and the second Russia nukes the U.S., they're all getting fucked."
