International relations jokes

How do you become with NATO? Promise no more world wars by secretly performing military practices behind their back.

Chump obviously wants to divorce Melania and marry Pootin, lmfao.

*America shoots down balloon*

China: "You killed an innocent man!!"

USA: "What?!"

China: "Yes, he was a famous sumo wrestler."

Russia: "Silence."

Ukraine: Help...

"Mayotte’s are sinking in the yogurt! (My Oat’s)" 🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹

I've spent most of my life avoiding conflict. That's why I'm never intending to visit Syria.

How would negotiations between Putin and Zelensky play out?

QUEUE THE MUSIC

BANG BANG INTO THE ROOM I KNOW U WANT IT

Qassem Soleimani is so popular today.

I mean, he just blew up overnight!

Once I was in South Korea doing stand up comedy... and I started with a "hidden" joke and I said: "I'm so happy to be here in one of the most beautiful Korea's in the world..." which is a good joke but they didn't get it, and they looked at me badly... so I said "I'm here in the South which is more beautiful... South good, North booooooo." But still nothing, they kept glaring at me... then I realized that maybe I was in the wrong Korea.

Russia went from N-95 to M-16 real quick...

Putin be like, Finland and Sweden are bullying me with NATO, the same NATO that can't even reload a gun! Russians are pussies!

Why didn't Donald Trump build the wall?

Because Mexicans did not and would not build the damn wall!

Dear Kenya, I am very sorry for how rude I was to you. I just want you to know that I'm on your side and I'll never do it again. - Sincerely, Gwen

"History's repeating itself. WWIII is coming, and the second Russia nukes the U.S., they're all getting fucked."