International relations jokes

How do you become with NATO? Promise no more world wars by secretly performing military practices behind their back.

*America shoots down balloon*

China: "You killed an innocent man!!"

USA: "What?!"

China: "Yes, he was a famous sumo wrestler."

Chump obviously wants to divorce Melania and marry Pootin, lmfao.

How would negotiations between Putin and Zelensky play out?

QUEUE THE MUSIC

BANG BANG INTO THE ROOM I KNOW U WANT IT

Qassem Soleimani is so popular today.

I mean, he just blew up overnight!

Russia: "Silence."

Ukraine: Help...

"Mayotte’s are sinking in the yogurt! (My Oat’s)" 🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹

I've spent most of my life avoiding conflict. That's why I'm never intending to visit Syria.

Once I was in South Korea doing stand up comedy... and I started with a "hidden" joke and I said: "I'm so happy to be here in one of the most beautiful Korea's in the world..." which is a good joke but they didn't get it, and they looked at me badly... so I said "I'm here in the South which is more beautiful... South good, North booooooo." But still nothing, they kept glaring at me... then I realized that maybe I was in the wrong Korea.

Russia went from N-95 to M-16 real quick...

Putin be like, Finland and Sweden are bullying me with NATO, the same NATO that can't even reload a gun! Russians are pussies!

Why didn't Donald Trump build the wall?

Because Mexicans did not and would not build the damn wall!

Dear Kenya, I am very sorry for how rude I was to you. I just want you to know that I'm on your side and I'll never do it again. - Sincerely, Gwen

"History's repeating itself. WWIII is coming, and the second Russia nukes the U.S., they're all getting fucked."