What did Trump say to Ukraine when Putin bombed them?
"It was Antifa!!!! And China!!!!"
Little Johnny is my son, and he got hit by a semi-truck owned by a Russian. Now I am on my way on a nuclear submarine with a Burger King Whopper to Moscow, then take revenge for little Johnny!
As the Navy SEALs burst into Osama Bin Laden's room in his Pakistani compound, his last dying words forever rang in the ears of the SEALs...
"It was just a prank bro."
What's the difference between economy and Vietnamese?
Economy doesn't work.
Yo, if Russia comes to the USA, just know their reboot cards don't expire.
Just told Putin to get some b*tches.
Waiting for 3801 missiles to strike my house.
Nah, North Korea got inspired by the fatman nuke that he also became a fatman with nukes.
Well on the positive side: the Mexicans will probably want to pay for, and build, that wall at this point! Maybe the Canadians as well; two free walls!
No joke. I just want to say that my thoughts are with the Ukrainian people, and I wish them the best. Best of luck.
What do ICE and Mexican drug cartels both have in common?
They both kidnap Canadian women!
Don't make Iran jokes. My mom died by a rocket launcher. She was the best sharp shooter in the Iranian army.
"Vladymoron Pootin and Drunkard Chump sittin' in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G."
The Israeli government is the biggest joke of all.
A Russian wife turned to her husband and asked...
"What's this special military operation our glorious leader keeps talking about?"
Her husband replied, "It's a proxy war between Russia and NATO."
"Oh, right. How's it going?"
"Well," he replied, "so far we've lost 200,000 soldiers, 4,000 tanks, 500 aircraft, numerous helicopters, loads of armoured vehicles and artillery pieces along with our 'flag ship'."
"Wow! What about NATO?"
"They haven't turned up yet."
How do you become with NATO? Promise no more world wars by secretly performing military practices behind their back.
Nothing is free in this world, including "Free Palestine."
*America shoots down balloon*
China: "You killed an innocent man!!"
USA: "What?!"
China: "Yes, he was a famous sumo wrestler."
Chump obviously wants to divorce Melania and marry Pootin, lmfao.
I've spent most of my life avoiding conflict. That's why I'm never intending to visit Syria.
Russia: "Silence."
Ukraine: Help...
