International relations jokes
Russia went from N-95 to M-16 real quick...
Why does Donald Trump have a fervent crush on the Russian president?
He is Putin his dick where it don't belong!
Because of all the rampant inbreeding in America, it's not a surprise that Hollywood had to poach models, comedians, and actors from Canada and Australia.
People have been telling me that you can get things for free now.
The other day I saw a sign saying "FREE PALESTINE."
I've spent most of my life avoiding conflict. That's why I'm never intending to visit Syria.
Well on the positive side: the Mexicans will probably want to pay for, and build, that wall at this point! Maybe the Canadians as well; two free walls!
As the Navy SEALs burst into Osama Bin Laden's room in his Pakistani compound, his last dying words forever rang in the ears of the SEALs...
"It was just a prank bro."
Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
Once I was in South Korea doing stand up comedy... and I started with a "hidden" joke and I said: "I'm so happy to be here in one of the most beautiful Korea's in the world..." which is a good joke but they didn't get it, and they looked at me badly... so I said "I'm here in the South which is more beautiful... South good, North booooooo." But still nothing, they kept glaring at me... then I realized that maybe I was in the wrong Korea.
Why didn't Donald Trump build the wall?
Because Mexicans did not and would not build the damn wall!
My Japanese friend told me a Pearl Harbor joke. I told him he bombed it.
"History's repeating itself. WWIII is coming, and the second Russia nukes the U.S., they're all getting fucked."
What are Russia's favorite netball positions?
Goal Shooter and Wing Attack.
Trump built a wall that Mexicans can't get over it.
Why doesn’t the US want to play chess with the UK?
The US is already down 2 towers, and the UK has an unkillable queen.
"Mayotte’s are sinking in the yogurt! (My Oat’s)" 🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹
If the UK is 6 hours ahead of us, why didn't they just warn us about 9/11?
When Kim Jong-un said "nuke the Chinese", he meant put the take away in the oven. Some simple misunderstandings start a war.
Why did the United Nations stop the French government from using the guillotine in public?
Because the French government was using the guillotine on newborn babies for circumcision.
Zelensky: I'm begging for Russian forces to withdraw from the whole of Ukraine.
Putin: Crimea river.