International relations jokes
Don't make Iran jokes. My mom died by a rocket launcher. She was the best sharp shooter in the Iranian army.
How do you become with NATO? Promise no more world wars by secretly performing military practices behind their back.
America saying they are more stupid. Russia saying they are more stupid = the stupidest war.
What should you never say to a Japanese person? "You're da bomb!"
You gotta give it to JD Vance. He is consistent; he is Putin his dick where it don't belong!
Well, somebody has to cushion the blow.
What did Donald Trump serve Justin Trudeau at the state dinner?
Poutine in traditional Russian dressing!
Did you hear about the baseball game between America and Ethiopia?
America - 8
Ethiopia - didn't.
What is the difference between the President of Ukraine and the President of the United States?
The President of Ukraine is a comedian, and the President of the United States is a joke!
My young son saw Trump on TV. He asked, "Why is the man on TV painted orange?" I replied, "Son, when Russia pays that much for equipment, they don't want it to rust."
"Vladymoron Pootin and Drunkard Chump sittin' in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G."
Why does Donald Trump have a fervent crush on the Russian president?
He is Putin his dick where it don't belong!
Dear Kenya, I am very sorry for how rude I was to you. I just want you to know that I'm on your side and I'll never do it again. - Sincerely, Gwen
Why do Swedish warships have barcodes on them?
So that when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.
Because of all the rampant inbreeding in America, it's not a surprise that Hollywood had to poach models, comedians, and actors from Canada and Australia.
*America shoots down balloon*
China: "You killed an innocent man!!"
USA: "What?!"
China: "Yes, he was a famous sumo wrestler."
Russia went from N-95 to M-16 real quick...
What's Penaldo's least favorite food?
Indian Murukku, because it reminds him of Morocco! 🤣🤣🤣
People have been telling me that you can get things for free now.
The other day I saw a sign saying "FREE PALESTINE."
"Mayotte’s are sinking in the yogurt! (My Oat’s)" 🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹
Well on the positive side: the Mexicans will probably want to pay for, and build, that wall at this point! Maybe the Canadians as well; two free walls!