International relations jokes

Just told Putin to get some b*tches.

Waiting for 3801 missiles to strike my house.

America saying they are more stupid. Russia saying they are more stupid = the stupidest war.

Why is the USA bad at Clash Royale?

Because they already lost 2 towers.

What did Trump say to Ukraine when Putin bombed them?

"It was Antifa!!!! And China!!!!"

What's Penaldo's least favorite food?

Indian Murukku, because it reminds him of Morocco! 🤣🤣🤣

Little Johnny is my son, and he got hit by a semi-truck owned by a Russian. Now I am on my way on a nuclear submarine with a Burger King Whopper to Moscow, then take revenge for little Johnny!

Trump built a wall that Mexicans can't get over it.

Yo, if Russia comes to the USA, just know their reboot cards don't expire.

What's the difference between economy and Vietnamese?

Economy doesn't work.

As the Navy SEALs burst into Osama Bin Laden's room in his Pakistani compound, his last dying words forever rang in the ears of the SEALs...

"It was just a prank bro."

Nah, North Korea got inspired by the fatman nuke that he also became a fatman with nukes.

What's blue, red, and white and dead all over?

Trump's dead Russian mates.

Well on the positive side: the Mexicans will probably want to pay for, and build, that wall at this point! Maybe the Canadians as well; two free walls!

Nothing is free in this world, including "Free Palestine."

Canada is the Keanu Reeves of countries. Too bad the US is the Kanye West of countries instead of the Dolly Parton of countries.

No joke. I just want to say that my thoughts are with the Ukrainian people, and I wish them the best. Best of luck.

The Israeli government is the biggest joke of all.

Don't make Iran jokes. My mom died by a rocket launcher. She was the best sharp shooter in the Iranian army.

"Vladymoron Pootin and Drunkard Chump sittin' in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G."

A Russian wife turned to her husband and asked...

"What's this special military operation our glorious leader keeps talking about?"

Her husband replied, "It's a proxy war between Russia and NATO."

"Oh, right. How's it going?"

"Well," he replied, "so far we've lost 200,000 soldiers, 4,000 tanks, 500 aircraft, numerous helicopters, loads of armoured vehicles and artillery pieces along with our 'flag ship'."

"Wow! What about NATO?"

"They haven't turned up yet."