What's Penaldo's least favorite food?
Indian Murukku, because it reminds him of Morocco! ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
The Israeli government is the biggest joke of all.
You gotta give it to JD Vance. He is consistent; he is Putin his dick where it don't belong!
Well, somebody has to cushion the blow.
Because of all the rampant inbreeding in America, it's not a surprise that Hollywood had to poach models, comedians, and actors from Canada and Australia.
What did Donald Trump serve Justin Trudeau at the state dinner?
Poutine in traditional Russian dressing!
People claim that Trump has Russian ties. Thatโs not true, just some crazy conspiracy theorists. All of Trump's ties are made in China.
Why does Donald Trump have a fervent crush on the Russian president?
He is Putin his dick where it don't belong!
If the UK is 6 hours ahead of us, why didn't they just warn us about 9/11?
People say that Pakistan is a terrorist nation...
Guys, it's not true, even Osama bin Laden lived there peacefully for 6 years.
As the Navy SEALs burst into Osama Bin Laden's room in his Pakistani compound, his last dying words forever rang in the ears of the SEALs...
"It was just a prank bro."
People claim that Trump has Russian ties.
FAKE NEWS!
All of Trump's ties are made in China.
Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
Nothing is free in this world, including "Free Palestine."
Americans when they think they have the best offensive British jokes: "we threw your tea in the ocean." ๐
British people making offensive jokes about America: "our towers didnโt explode."๐
Zelensky: I'm begging for Russian forces to withdraw from the whole of Ukraine.
Putin: Crimea river.
Question: Why did Donald Trump convert to Judaism?
Answer: Because he heard that Vladimir Putin likes to drink vodka with "Orange Jews"!
What do Joe Biden and Russia have in common?
Neither of them respect boundaries.
Bro, the US keeps bullying the UK because the queen died, and do you know the meme "No Bitches?" Yeah, they put "No Queen" instead. And guess what? The UK replied this time and said, "No Towers?" I was shocked. UK's most devious lick.
People have been telling me that you can get things for free now.
The other day I saw a sign saying "FREE PALESTINE."
Why do Swedish warships have barcodes on them?
So that when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.
