Why does Donald Trump have a fervent crush on the Russian president?
He is Putin his dick where it don't belong!
People claim that Trump has Russian ties.
FAKE NEWS!
All of Trump's ties are made in China.
What did Donald Trump serve Justin Trudeau at the state dinner?
Poutine in traditional Russian dressing!
Because of all the rampant inbreeding in America, it's not a surprise that Hollywood had to poach models, comedians, and actors from Canada and Australia.
What did Donald Trump serve to Justin Trudeau at a state dinner?
Poutine with Russian dressing!
Why did Trump decide to build the wall?
Because China built a wall and they do not have any Mexicans.
What do Joe Biden and Russia have in common?
Neither of them respect boundaries.
Trying to make a baby talk is like trying to negotiate with North Korea.
Russia and Ukraine are running a marathon. Who do you think won? Russia did. Russia gave Ukraine a migraine.
Why did the United Nations stop the French government from using the guillotine in public?
Because the French government was using the guillotine on newborn babies for circumcision.
The KGB, the FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove they are the best at catching criminals. The Secretary-General of the UN decides to set them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest, and each of them has to catch it.
The CIA people go in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations, they conclude that the rabbit does not exist.
The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads, they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and make no apologies: the rabbit had it coming.
The KGB goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling:
"Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"
When Kim Jong-un said "nuke the Chinese", he meant put the take away in the oven. Some simple misunderstandings start a war.
Zelensky: I'm begging for Russian forces to withdraw from the whole of Ukraine.
Putin: Crimea a river.
What are Russia's favorite netball positions?
Goal Shooter and Wing Attack.
if the UK is 6 hours ahead of us why didnt they just warn us about 9/11
What did trump say to Ukraine when putin bombed them?
It was antifa!!!! And China!!!!
yo, if russia comes to the USA just know their reboot cards dont expire
The Israeli government is the biggest joke of all.
