International relations

International Relations Jokes

Donald Trump

Why does Donald Trump have a fervent crush on the Russian president?

He is Putin his dick where it don't belong!

People

People claim that Trump has Russian ties.

FAKE NEWS!

All of Trump's ties are made in China.

Dinner

What did Donald Trump serve Justin Trudeau at the state dinner?

Poutine in traditional Russian dressing!

Inbreeding

Because of all the rampant inbreeding in America, it's not a surprise that Hollywood had to poach models, comedians, and actors from Canada and Australia.

Donald Trump

What did Donald Trump serve to Justin Trudeau at a state dinner?

Poutine with Russian dressing!

People

People claim that Trump has Russian ties. That’s not true, just some crazy conspiracy theorists. All of Trump's ties are made in China.

Chess

Why doesn’t the US want to play chess with the UK?

The US is already down 2 towers, and the UK has an unkillable queen.

JD Vance

You gotta give it to JD Vance. He is consistent; he is Putin his dick where it don't belong!

Well, somebody has to cushion the blow.

Donald Trump

Question: Why did Donald Trump convert to Judaism?

Answer: Because he heard that Vladimir Putin likes to drink vodka with "Orange Jews"!

President

What is the difference between the President of Ukraine and the President of the United States?

The President of Ukraine is a comedian, and the President of the United States is a joke!

Tea

Americans when they think they have the best offensive British jokes: "we threw your tea in the ocean." 💀

British people making offensive jokes about America: "our towers didn’t explode."😎

Lung

I'm going to pull out your lungs faster than Joe Biden pulled troops out of Afghanistan.

Wall

Why did Trump decide to build the wall?

Because China built a wall and they do not have any Mexicans.

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  • Boundary

    What do Joe Biden and Russia have in common?

    Neither of them respect boundaries.

    Baby

    Trying to make a baby talk is like trying to negotiate with North Korea.

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  • Russia

    Russia and Ukraine are running a marathon. Who do you think won? Russia did. Russia gave Ukraine a migraine.

    Baby

    Why did the United Nations stop the French government from using the guillotine in public?

    Because the French government was using the guillotine on newborn babies for circumcision.

    Self-defense

    Australian says to American: why do you have such bad gun laws?

    American: Self defense.

    Australian: Self defense against 50 innocent children?

    Break up

    Why’s it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl? You gotta drop the bomb twice.