International relations jokes
Russia: "Silence."
Ukraine: Help...
A Russian wife turned to her husband and asked...
"What's this special military operation our glorious leader keeps talking about?"
Her husband replied, "It's a proxy war between Russia and NATO."
"Oh, right. How's it going?"
"Well," he replied, "so far we've lost 200,000 soldiers, 4,000 tanks, 500 aircraft, numerous helicopters, loads of armoured vehicles and artillery pieces along with our 'flag ship'."
"Wow! What about NATO?"
"They haven't turned up yet."
Chump obviously wants to divorce Melania and marry Pootin, lmfao.
How would negotiations between Putin and Zelensky play out?
QUEUE THE MUSIC
BANG BANG INTO THE ROOM I KNOW U WANT IT
Honestly, Ukraine is just built to annoy Russia.
Putin be like, Finland and Sweden are bullying me with NATO, the same NATO that can't even reload a gun! Russians are pussies!
Just told Putin to get some b*tches.
Waiting for 3801 missiles to strike my house.
The Israeli government is the biggest joke of all.
Nothing is free in this world, including "Free Palestine."
What do ICE and Mexican drug cartels both have in common?
They both kidnap Canadian women!
What's blue, red, and white and dead all over?
Trump's dead Russian mates.
Nah, North Korea got inspired by the fatman nuke that he also became a fatman with nukes.
What Did Iran Say To Oman?
"Oh man, I ran out of ideas!"
Canada is the Keanu Reeves of countries. Too bad the US is the Kanye West of countries instead of the Dolly Parton of countries.
What did Trump say to Ukraine when Putin bombed them?
"It was Antifa!!!! And China!!!!"
What happens at night in Bangladesh?
It gets Dhaka.
Bro, the US keeps bullying the UK because the queen died, and do you know the meme "No Bitches?" Yeah, they put "No Queen" instead. And guess what? The UK replied this time and said, "No Towers?" I was shocked. UK's most devious lick.
Little Johnny is my son, and he got hit by a semi-truck owned by a Russian. Now I am on my way on a nuclear submarine with a Burger King Whopper to Moscow, then take revenge for little Johnny!
People claim that Trump has Russian ties. That’s not true, just some crazy conspiracy theorists. All of Trump's ties are made in China.
Trying to make a baby talk is like trying to negotiate with North Korea.