International relations jokes
Why does Donald Trump have a fervent crush on the Russian president?
He is Putin his dick where it don't belong!
People claim that Trump has Russian ties.
FAKE NEWS!
All of Trump's ties are made in China.
Because of all the rampant inbreeding in America, it's not a surprise that Hollywood had to poach models, comedians, and actors from Canada and Australia.
What did Donald Trump serve Justin Trudeau at the state dinner?
Poutine in traditional Russian dressing!
What did Donald Trump serve to Justin Trudeau at a state dinner?
Poutine with Russian dressing!
People claim that Trump has Russian ties. That’s not true, just some crazy conspiracy theorists. All of Trump's ties are made in China.
Iran: We can beat the USA.
Japan is typing...
Why doesn’t the US want to play chess with the UK?
The US is already down 2 towers, and the UK has an unkillable queen.
You gotta give it to JD Vance. He is consistent; he is Putin his dick where it don't belong!
Well, somebody has to cushion the blow.
Question: Why did Donald Trump convert to Judaism?
Answer: Because he heard that Vladimir Putin likes to drink vodka with "Orange Jews"!
What is the difference between the President of Ukraine and the President of the United States?
The President of Ukraine is a comedian, and the President of the United States is a joke!
I'm going to pull out your lungs faster than Joe Biden pulled troops out of Afghanistan.
Why did Trump decide to build the wall?
Because China built a wall and they do not have any Mexicans.
What do Joe Biden and Russia have in common?
Neither of them respect boundaries.
Trying to make a baby talk is like trying to negotiate with North Korea.
Americans when they think they have the best offensive British jokes: "we threw your tea in the ocean." 💀
British people making offensive jokes about America: "our towers didn’t explode."😎
Why did the United Nations stop the French government from using the guillotine in public?
Because the French government was using the guillotine on newborn babies for circumcision.
Russia and Ukraine are running a marathon. Who do you think won? Russia did. Russia gave Ukraine a migraine.
Australian says to American: why do you have such bad gun laws?
American: Self defense.
Australian: Self defense against 50 innocent children?
Why’s it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl? You gotta drop the bomb twice.