Interest jokes

Are your parents bakers? Because you're a cutie pie.

Are you a loan? Because you've got my interest.

Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout!

If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.

Are you an artist? Because you’re really good at drawing me in.

I believe in following my dreams. Can I have your Instagram?

If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple.

If you were a flower, you'd be a daaaaaamn-delion!

I watch gay porn.

Skeletons love to be in band. They love the trombone!

What's the one game emos hate?

Cut the rope.

What is an emo's favorite game?

Hangman.

What did a bee who was interested in philosophy say?

"To bee or not to bee."

This is just a bad emo pickup line, lmao.

Are you Maria? 'Cause you can sure as hell count ME in!

"When I heard that not arguing or fighting in a relationship represents a lack of interest, that's when my girlfriend started missing her makeup box."

This is two heads.

Deaf. "Deep water." ""

- "78 years."

Are you interested again? ""

"If you go ... you are there."

"No. 85 is good."

What is the most important value? It does not take cheese.

Are you interested in it?

More than two boot branches.

I call this my great talk with Siri.

Me: Hey Siri, give me a "yo mama" joke.

Siri: My mother? Huh?

Me: Did I stutter?

Siri: Interesting question.

Me: It wasn’t a question.

Siri: I’m not sure I understand?

Me: You should understand.

Siri: Hmm... Is there something else I can help with?

Me: No, you b***.

Health and safety tips: Looking at your hairline is hazardous. For your best interest, please look away.

I’ve seen doorknobs more interesting than LEO.

Why isn't Hilary Duff interested in education?

A. She said that she was not interested in learning about anything that was so yesterday.

How many Senators fans does it take to change a light bulb?

All 3 of them.

Hockey for life!

I always wonder what girls are thinking about. Maybe balls.

What do you call a nut who loves the game of chess?

A chess-nut.

It's been a while since I've talked to either Prince or tj. Do any of you boys wanna chat? Plapls?

Hi guys, I am starting a Gwen funny club. If you wanna join, then just type so here. Hope you have fun!

Oh, and also can be a Gwen name club for Gwens only!

I was watching the London Marathon one year, and I saw two runners in costumes. One of them was dressed a chicken and the other dressed as an egg. I thought: "This'll be interesting."