Interest jokes

What is an Emo's favorite movie?

"Suicide Squad."

Are your parents bakers? Because you're a cutie pie.

Are you a loan? Because you've got my interest.

Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout!

If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.

Are you an artist? Because you’re really good at drawing me in.

I believe in following my dreams. Can I have your Instagram?

If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple.

If you were a flower, you'd be a daaaaaamn-delion!

I watch gay porn.

Are you interested in it?

More than two boot branches.

This is two heads.

Deaf. "Deep water." ""

- "78 years."

Are you interested again? ""

"If you go ... you are there."

"No. 85 is good."

What is the most important value? It does not take cheese.

"When I heard that not arguing or fighting in a relationship represents a lack of interest, that's when my girlfriend started missing her makeup box."

Hi, my name is Meer Adnan Hussain. I am a Muslim. I live in Karachi, an area of Pakistan. I want this job. I am interested in this work. Please take me in this work. Your porn star, Meer Adnan Hussain. Wait for your email. Okay.

What did a bee who was interested in philosophy say?

"To bee or not to bee."

What's the one game emos hate?

Cut the rope.

What is an emo's favorite game?

Hangman.

This is just a bad emo pickup line, lmao.

Are you Maria? 'Cause you can sure as hell count ME in!

Skeletons love to be in band. They love the trombone!

I call this my great talk with Siri.

Me: Hey Siri, give me a "yo mama" joke.

Siri: My mother? Huh?

Me: Did I stutter?

Siri: Interesting question.

Me: It wasn’t a question.

Siri: I’m not sure I understand?

Me: You should understand.

Siri: Hmm... Is there something else I can help with?

Me: No, you b***.

I’ve seen doorknobs more interesting than LEO.

What do you call a group of people who are interested in Nintendo monkeys?

A Kongregation.

What do renovators and lesbians have in common?

They're both not interested in exposed wood, apparently.

Health and safety tips: Looking at your hairline is hazardous. For your best interest, please look away.

What do you call a nut who loves the game of chess?

A chess-nut.

I always wonder what girls are thinking about. Maybe balls.

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