Interest jokes

My priest asked if anyone had any questions or anything interesting they wanted to say.

So I raised my hand, he said why don’t you tell everyone what you have to say.

In front of the whole church I said I did not know Jesus Christ was the first scarecrow.

High school students are also more interesting to see, but they are you on your way. Just kidding! 🤣

I done a thing where we have chat hangouts with people that like Gwen or just want to hang out, do stuff.

All people are invited!

We have a lot! Enjoy!

I'm Jessica, and I really want to talk to Ashton Parkes.

A guy starts chatting to a pretty woman at a party.

Seeing that she didn't back off, he asked her name. "Carmen," she replied. "That's a nice name," he said, warming up the conversation. "Who named you, your mother?"

"No, I named myself," she answered.

"Oh, that's interesting. Why Carmen?"

"Because I like cars, and I like men," she said, looking directly into his eyes. "So what's your name?" she asked.

‘BJ Titsngolf’

What is a photographer's favorite card game?

SNAP!

Hi, my name is Meer Adnan Hussain. I am a Muslim. I live in Karachi, an area of Pakistan. I want this job. I am interested in this work. Please take me in this work. Your porn star, Meer Adnan Hussain. Wait for your email. Okay.

This chess game against America and England is getting interesting. First, America lost both of its towers, but now England has lost its queen.

What’s the difference between a parentless child and someone who is fond of unprocessed metals?

One is an orphan, and the other is an ore fan.

Are you interested in it?

More than two boot branches.

Call me a bad economy with high interest rates and low spending, 'cause I'm in a great depression.

Why is NASA so sus?

'Cause they wanted to see Uranus.

What do orgasms and impulses have in common?

I don’t care if they have either of them.

What made you suddenly lose interest in someone you were pursuing?

When I found out they liked me back. Not interested in someone with poor judgment.

What's an emo's favorite game? Fruit Ninja.

What's an Emo's favorite game? Hangman.

I find it interesting that if you rearrange the letters in the word “Mother-in-law” you get the words “Woman Hitler”.

I used to be a banker but I lost interest.

Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball.

Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired).

One time a blind person grabbed my arm thinking it was something else.

"Oh wow, this is such an interesting book!"

I swear I always finish on page 3 when I'm looking at family pictures.