Interest jokes

I love bread so much that I might join a bread cult.

What's an Emo's favorite game? Hangman.

Hii! Oh my gosh. It has been forever! How have you guys been? Comment your favorite movie!!!! <3

How many Senators fans does it take to change a light bulb?

All 3 of them.

Hockey for life!

I love still things.

What is a photographer's favorite card game?

SNAP!

I like ramen. If you do, like!

Wow, I can't believe you'd take the time to read this!

I quit my job at the bank today. I lost interest.

"Gay Furry Femboys are cool."

I'm gonna eat a hell of a lot of popcorn kernels before I die just to make the cremation a little more interesting.

What is an Emo's favorite hobby?

Hanging in.

Q. Which game does necro like the most?

Into the dead part 1.

So I was at the store and I saw a pretty woman, and I said, "Hi."

Quickly, she said, "I am not interested. I have a husband."

And when I saw the woman again, she said, "I need help."

I said, "No, call your husband!" KARMA. 😂😜

A blind man went to a restaurant.

"Menu sir?" asked the owner. "I'm blind, just bring me one of your dirty forks, I will smell it and order." The confused owner went to the kitchen to retrieve a fork and returned to the blind man.

The blind man smelled the fork with a deep breath, "Yes I will have the lamb with seasoned potatoes and spring vegetables." Unbelievable, thought the owner. The blind man ate and left. Two weeks later the blind man returned. The owner, wanting to know how good his smell is, quickly went to the kitchen where his wife Brenda was cooking and said, "Do me a favor and rub this fork over your private part" which she did. He then goes to the blind man and gives him the fork. The blind man takes it and puts it to his nose and says, "Oh interesting! I never knew Brenda works here!"

I love balls, bro. So do you.

I like fire trucks and monster trucks.

What's an emo's favorite game? Fruit Ninja.

My priest asked if anyone had any questions or anything interesting they wanted to say.

So I raised my hand, he said why don’t you tell everyone what you have to say.

In front of the whole church I said I did not know Jesus Christ was the first scarecrow.

Q: What do you call two nuns watching television?

A: Not very interesting.