Intelligence jokes
If James Bond is the most famous spy, wouldn't that also make him the worst spy?
Why did the retard cross the road?
He never made it!
Everyone is able to be stupid, but you're just abusing the privilege.
I'm 50% human, so that 50% stupid is 100% you.
Yo mama so stupid, she failed a survey.
Your mom is so stupid that she thought LGBTQ was a sandwich.
Your mom is so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
What do the initials FBI stand for?
Federal Bureau of Idiots.
What do the initials CIA stand for?
Central Intelligence of A**holes.
Calling you an idiot would be an insult to stupid people. You're much worse than that.
What's the difference between a school in Pakistan and an Al Qaeda base?
Not too sure. I just fly the drone.
Motivational quote for today: if you think you're dumb, you're probably overestimating your intellectual abilities...
Yo mama is so dumb, she sits on the TV and watches sofa.
Yo mama so stupid, her favorite color is clear.
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
You pull the pin and throw it back!
How To Kill A Blonde 101:
First Step: Get a pool.
Second Step: Put a scratch-and-sniff at the bottom.
What do you call a blond with half a brain? Gifted.
How do you confuse a blonde?
Tell them to stand in the corner in a round room.
Q: What do you call a blonde with only two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
My teacher asked the class to stand up if you're dumb. No one did, so she said, "Come on, someone must be dumb," and pointed over to the left side of the classroom. Lil Jonny stands up. "Do you think you're dumb, Lil Jonny?" asked the teacher. "No, I just feel bad for you. You're the only one who stood up," replied Lil Jonny!