Intelligence jokes

Yo mama's so stupid, she drowned in the pond because the sign said, "No Swimming!"

Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the "log in" page on her computer, she went and put a log in it.

My sister thinks she's sooooo smart. She said that the only food that makes you cry is onions, therefore I threw a coconut at her.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What do you call a stupid pig? A pious.

Bully: I'm going to hurt you so bad.

You: Well, your IQ is the same amount of teeth I'm about to knock out, so... you're so dumb that you don't even know how to do that.

And your IQ is 5.

James Bond gives all the ladies he's met the perfect birthday gift: Chlamydia.

Have you heard about the smart traveler? He's clearly going places.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?

You pull the pin and throw it back!

If James Bond is the most famous spy, wouldn't that also make him the worst spy?

You really put the R in special.

What do the initials CIA stand for?

Central Intelligence of A**holes.

Calling you an idiot would be an insult to stupid people. You're much worse than that.

My teacher asked the class to stand up if you're dumb. No one did, so she said, "Come on, someone must be dumb," and pointed over to the left side of the classroom. Lil Jonny stands up. "Do you think you're dumb, Lil Jonny?" asked the teacher. "No, I just feel bad for you. You're the only one who stood up," replied Lil Jonny!

Why do Asians excel at math?

Because their dog can never eat their homework.

Did you hear about the clam that could play violin?

It had excellent mussel memory.

Yes, I have gained weight. I have also gained more brains. Do you want some? You talk like you definitely need some more.

Me: I'm retarded.

Teacher: Why?

Me: It took me 2 hours to see "60 Minutes."

Your mom is SOO stupid, she was studying for a COVID test.

All dumbs aren't blonde.