Intelligence jokes

How do you confuse a blonde?

Tell them to stand in the corner in a round room.

What do you call a stupid mannequin?

A dummy.

Stephen was a mad role model. He never taught me to stand up for myself.

Your mama is so stupid that she put a ruler under her pillow to see how long she slept.

Two balls sit inside a bucket. One turned to another and said, "Hey man, boing, are you sentient, too?"

The other one said, "I’m sapient, you are sentient!"

BOINGZINGA!?!

Yo mama's so stupid, she drowned in the pond because the sign said, "No Swimming!"

Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the "log in" page on her computer, she went and put a log in it.

Q: What do you call a blonde with only two brain cells?

A: Pregnant.

Your momma is so dumb that when they said it was chilly outside, she came outside with a bowl.

My sister thinks she's sooooo smart. She said that the only food that makes you cry is onions, therefore I threw a coconut at her.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What do you call a stupid pig? A pious.

Hey, can you tell that a blonde likes you? She only gives you two nights in a row.

I'm not saying you're stupid.

But you're the reason plastic bags come with the warning, "Do not place over head!"

James Bond gives all the ladies he's met the perfect birthday gift: Chlamydia.

Bully: I'm going to hurt you so bad.

You: Well, your IQ is the same amount of teeth I'm about to knock out, so... you're so dumb that you don't even know how to do that.

And your IQ is 5.

Have you heard about the smart traveler? He's clearly going places.

Yo mama so stupid, her favorite color is clear.

Why are Asians good at math?

Because the dog can’t eat their homework.

What do the initials FBI stand for?

Federal Bureau of Idiots.