Intelligence jokes

How do you confuse a blonde?

Tell them to stand in the corner in a round room.

What do you call a blond with half a brain? Gifted.

Q: What do you call a blonde with only two brain cells?

A: Pregnant.

Stephen was a mad role model. He never taught me to stand up for myself.

What do you call a stupid mannequin?

A dummy.

Your mama is so stupid that she put a ruler under her pillow to see how long she slept.

Yo mama's so stupid, she drowned in the pond because the sign said, "No Swimming!"

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the "log in" page on her computer, she went and put a log in it.

What do you call a stupid pig? A pious.

Hey, can you tell that a blonde likes you? She only gives you two nights in a row.

Your momma is so dumb that when they said it was chilly outside, she came outside with a bowl.

My sister thinks she's sooooo smart. She said that the only food that makes you cry is onions, therefore I threw a coconut at her.

I'm not saying you're stupid.

But you're the reason plastic bags come with the warning, "Do not place over head!"

Bully: I'm going to hurt you so bad.

You: Well, your IQ is the same amount of teeth I'm about to knock out, so... you're so dumb that you don't even know how to do that.

And your IQ is 5.

James Bond gives all the ladies he's met the perfect birthday gift: Chlamydia.

Yo mama so stupid, her favorite color is clear.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?

You pull the pin and throw it back!

You really put the R in special.

My teacher asked the class to stand up if you're dumb. No one did, so she said, "Come on, someone must be dumb," and pointed over to the left side of the classroom. Lil Jonny stands up. "Do you think you're dumb, Lil Jonny?" asked the teacher. "No, I just feel bad for you. You're the only one who stood up," replied Lil Jonny!