Intelligence jokes
Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my blind friend couldn’t see, she said, “Open yo eyes!”
Why is the orphan so dumb?
Because he didn’t have parents to pay for it.
Your forehead is so long, even Einstein didn’t know how to cross it.
Are people too thick to realize the difference between a fruit, a vegetable, and a person?
What did the Blonde say to the other Blonde?
They don’t know; they couldn’t figure out what to say.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she is a dumb b*tch!
It's funny dating someone smarter than you. My girlfriend knows how to push my buttons but never takes into account what a dick I can be if need be. Let me explain. Say, for example, she calls me retarded, I remind her that she's dating me.
Yo mama so dumb, she went to the eye doctor to get an iPhone.
TODAY'S BRAIN CELL COUNT:
2, and both are competing for 5th place.
What's 1 + 1? For some people, it's 1 #unibrow.
Your mom is SOO stupid, she was studying for a COVID test.
A blonde walks in and says, "I want to buy that TV."
The seller says, "I don't sell to blondes."
The blonde comes back the next day with brown hair and says, "I want to buy that TV."
The seller says, "I don't sell to blondes."
The blonde comes back the next day with brown hair and says, "I want to buy that TV."
The seller says, "I don't sell to blondes."
The blonde asks, "That's it, how'd you know I was a blonde?"
The seller replies, "Because that's a microwave."
Your mum is so smart, but she still can’t figure out why she had you.
A redhead, a dark-haired woman, and a blonde walk into a bar and agree to fly to the sun!
The blonde states, "I agree, let's leave at night!"
My sister said I'm stupid today, and she's the one who wrote this.
You really put the R in special.
You're so brilliant and bright that the Sun wears sunglasses when you're near!
Sister: Why does shampoo have directions?
Me: 'Cause God made you.
Yo mama so stupid that she thought Subway was a place where you buy subways.
Your forehead is so big that Mastermind thought you were his long lost brother!