Yo mama so stupid, she failed a survey.
Intelligence Jokes
Yo mama is so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Everyone is able to be stupid, but you're just abusing the privilege.
I'm 50% human, so that 50% stupid is 100% you.
Yo mama so stupid, her favorite color is clear.
Have you heard about the smart traveler? He's clearly going places.
Motivational quote for today: if you think you're dumb, you're probably overestimating your intellectual abilities...
If James Bond is the most famous spy, wouldn't that also make him the worst spy?
Yo mama so dumb that when she went to Starbucks, she thought she could buy a star.
You really put the R in special.
I'm not saying you're stupid.
But you're the reason plastic bags come with the warning, "Do not place over head!"
My teacher asked the class to stand up if you're dumb. No one did, so she said, "Come on, someone must be dumb," and pointed over to the left side of the classroom. Lil Jonny stands up. "Do you think you're dumb, Lil Jonny?" asked the teacher. "No, I just feel bad for you. You're the only one who stood up," replied Lil Jonny!
Why do Asians excel at math?
Because their dog can never eat their homework.
Your mom is SOO stupid, she was studying for a COVID test.
Yes, I have gained weight. I have also gained more brains. Do you want some? You talk like you definitely need some more.
Did you hear about the clam that could play violin?
It had excellent mussel memory.
Me: I'm retarded.
Teacher: Why?
Me: It took me 2 hours to see "60 Minutes."
All dumbs aren't blonde.
You have more chin than brain cells!
Yo momma's so stupid, she took a shower for 20 minutes after she heard a DIRTY JOKE!
