Intelligence jokes

Stephen was a mad role model. He never taught me to stand up for myself.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What do you call a stupid pig? A pious.

I'm not saying you're stupid.

But you're the reason plastic bags come with the warning, "Do not place over head!"

Yo mama's so stupid, she drowned in the pond because the sign said, "No Swimming!"

Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the "log in" page on her computer, she went and put a log in it.

Two balls sit inside a bucket. One turned to another and said, "Hey man, boing, are you sentient, too?"

The other one said, "I’m sapient, you are sentient!"

BOINGZINGA!?!

Hey, can you tell that a blonde likes you? She only gives you two nights in a row.

Your momma is so dumb that when they said it was chilly outside, she came outside with a bowl.

My sister thinks she's sooooo smart. She said that the only food that makes you cry is onions, therefore I threw a coconut at her.

Bully: I'm going to hurt you so bad.

You: Well, your IQ is the same amount of teeth I'm about to knock out, so... you're so dumb that you don't even know how to do that.

And your IQ is 5.

James Bond gives all the ladies he's met the perfect birthday gift: Chlamydia.

Yo mama so stupid, her favorite color is clear.

Have you heard about the smart traveler? He's clearly going places.

What's the difference between a school in Pakistan and an Al Qaeda base?

Not too sure. I just fly the drone.

My teacher asked the class to stand up if you're dumb. No one did, so she said, "Come on, someone must be dumb," and pointed over to the left side of the classroom. Lil Jonny stands up. "Do you think you're dumb, Lil Jonny?" asked the teacher. "No, I just feel bad for you. You're the only one who stood up," replied Lil Jonny!

Why do Asians excel at math?

Because their dog can never eat their homework.

Dumb person: Wat idk mean?

Person 1: I don’t know.

Dumb one: Oh u don’t know okie I ask Googol.

Person 1: Wait idk means--

Dumb one (to Googol): WAT DOS IDK MANNN?

Googol: I don’t know.

Dumb one: OH ME GOOOD EVEN GOGLO DOESYN KNOWWW

Your mom is SOO stupid, she was studying for a COVID test.

Yes, I have gained weight. I have also gained more brains. Do you want some? You talk like you definitely need some more.