Intelligence jokes
Yo mama so stupid that she sat on the TV and watched the couch.
We are in a matrix, wake up.
Me: I know why you don't have friends.
Kid: Why?
Me: Because you can't even figure that out.
For every blonde in the world,
scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.
Yo mama so stupid, she couldn't comment on this website because she didn't know the 2x4 check!
Why are fish smart?
They live in a school.
Yo mama is so fat, when she was a spy, she was called "double obese."
Yo mama so stupid, she thought a donut was dough shaped like a nut.
I was gonna make a joke about sex, but you won’t get it.
How did the retard get hurt raking the leaves?
Fell out of the tree.
Only a genius can say this.
I am stupid.
Why am I dumb?
Because I’m dumb.
Dumb person: Wat idk mean?
Person 1: I don’t know.
Dumb one: Oh u don’t know okie I ask Googol.
Person 1: Wait idk means--
Dumb one (to Googol): WAT DOS IDK MANNN?
Googol: I don’t know.
Dumb one: OH ME GOOOD EVEN GOGLO DOESYN KNOWWW
Why am I idiot?
Yo momma is so stupid, she eats cardboard boxes thinking they're chocolate bars.
What do you call a dumb and mean crocodile?
A crookodile.
Stephen Hawking = dead smart.
I saw that my brother has brain cancer, so I asked him: "Are you big brain?"
Hey, who thinks Gwen is a dummy, so is Jaden and Kenya!
If a blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who would hit the ground first?
The brunette, because the blonde would have to stop and ask for directions!
Yo mama's so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.