Intelligence jokes
Dumb person: Wat idk mean?
Person 1: I don’t know.
Dumb one: Oh u don’t know okie I ask Googol.
Person 1: Wait idk means--
Dumb one (to Googol): WAT DOS IDK MANNN?
Googol: I don’t know.
Dumb one: OH ME GOOOD EVEN GOGLO DOESYN KNOWWW
All dumbs aren't blonde.
Yo momma's so stupid, she took a shower for 20 minutes after she heard a DIRTY JOKE!
You have more chin than brain cells!
Bro, your toenails are bigger than your IQ.
Memes
What did one brain cell say to the other brain cell?
"I think I feel a connection!"
1+1 answer 2 said all the kids, but 1 kid said 5. Then I said your mom feels embarrassed because everyday you look into the mirror, you see how empty your brain is.
Yo mama so clueless, she dialed 911 on the microwave.
How do you tell if a blond is really stupid?
Put a scratch and sniff on a bleach pod.
A blonde walks into a bar.
Ouch.
I was gonna make a joke about sex, but you won’t get it.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
Yo mama is so dumb that she went to the eye doctor just to buy an iPhone.
Yo mama so stupid, she shoved a battery up her butt and said, "I GOT THE POWER!"
Why did the dumb blonde pee inside the condom?
Because the doctor told the dumb blonde that the dumb blonde was going to get a urine test!
For every blonde in the world,
scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.
If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I'd be broke.
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found Steam on his computer. This means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
A man once sued smart water for not making him smart. Then a woman replied, “Okay cool, now I’m going to go sue Thin Mints for not making me thin.”
What food makes you smart? Salt, because it's a mined food.