Intelligence jokes
"What's the capital of Texas?" said the brown hair.
"T," said the blonde.
What's the difference between the Grand Canyon and a blonde?
The Grand Canyon is a busy ditch.
James Bond gives all the ladies he's met the perfect birthday gift: Chlamydia.
Wanna hear the car joke?
Nah, it's too fast for you.
Why are you dumb? Because you can’t find LOLA.
Your family is so messed up that they shared one brain cell to have you even exist.
Dark humor is like water: some people get it, and some people don't.
Yo mama so dumb, when her computer was asking for cookies, she grabbed a cookie, smashed it onto the screen, and broke the computer.
What’s one thing smarter than Stephen Hawking? His computer.
Your mom is so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
1+1? Too hard.
What do you call a smart egg? An egghead.
That was an egg-cellent joke!
If a blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who would hit the ground first?
The brunette, because the blonde would have to stop and ask for directions!
Putin is the only person whose country is bigger than his mind.
If James Bond is the most famous spy, wouldn't that also make him the worst spy?
Yo mama is so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
I asked my zombie boyfriend, "Does he have a brain?" Because he's stupid asf.
If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I'd be broke.
Yes, I have gained weight. I have also gained more brains. Do you want some? You talk like you definitely need some more.
My sister thinks she's so smart. She said only an onion can make you cry, so I brought the belt out, and she started crying.