Intelligence jokes
Yo mama was so dumb, he didn't know how to turn on his computer.
The "S" in Putin stands for smart.
Yo momma so dumb, she washes her dishes in the river.
Your momma's so dumb, she took her driving lesson on a dinosaur.
Motivational quote for today: if you think you're dumb, you're probably overestimating your intellectual abilities...
Why do men get great ideas in bed?
'Cause they are plugged into a genius!
Average bee is 50x smarter than the smartest flat earther.
Yo mama so stupid that she had an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
Yo momma so dumb, the doctor wanted to give her a blood transfusion but she said no because she thought it would turn her trans.
Your momma is so stupid, when someone said it’s chilly outside, she brought a spoon and bowl.
What's a similarity between blondes and a vacuum cleaner? You have to turn them on before they start to suck.
Q: What do you call a blonde with only two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
1+1? Too hard.
What do you call a retard?
"Kahin."
Why did my brother cross the road?
Because he was looking for his brain.
Yo mama is so retarded, they tell her it was gonna be chilly outside, she went and got a bowl!
Alya is so retarded.
Which of these is the smartest; also, list them too: Is it autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
Ed is dumb.
How do you confuse a blonde?
Tell them to stand in the corner in a round room.