Intelligence jokes
What did the Blonde say to the other Blonde?
They don’t know; they couldn’t figure out what to say.
Retards.
I’d say Leo is as sharp as a marble, but that would be an insult to marbles.
Your forehead is so long, even Einstein didn’t know how to cross it.
What went up but never came down?
Stephen Hawking's IQ.
Yo mama so dumb, when she looked at the light, she said, "Why is the sun so close to me?"
What do you call a gay retard? Fruit and vegetable soup.
What do you call a blonde?
A piss-head.
Some say Stephen Hawking was a genius, but I never heard him say anything intelligent.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because chickens are mindless creatures and do not know any better.
Yo mama so dumb, she failed the survey.
Your mama is so stupid. She fell off a bike and didn't know which way to fall!
Stephen Hawking is intelligent.
He is not as green as he is cabbage.
Yo mama's so stupid, she took a Covid test and got an F.
Q: Why can't a blonde call 911?
A: Because she can't find the 11.
Yo mama is so dumb, she put speed bumps on the race track.
My dog is a genius... I asked him what is two minus two, he said nothing.
Yo mama was so dumb, he didn't know how to turn on his computer.
You say to your slow friend: "Damn, you're slower than Stephen Hawking!" And that takes some talent.
What do you call a person who's got their wisdom tooth removed too late?
Dumb.