Intelligence jokes
Yo mama so stupid that she had an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
Your forehead is so big that Mastermind thought you were his long lost brother!
Humans. We are the joke. Retards.
Some say Stephen Hawking was a genius, but I never heard him say anything intelligent.
What do you call a person who's got their wisdom tooth removed too late?
Dumb.
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb?"
The other computer replied, "Because I have low memory."
Sister: Why does shampoo have directions?
Me: 'Cause God made you.
What does Marine stand for?
Muscles Are Required, Intelligence Not Expected.
How do you make a blond snowman? You can't, you have to hollow out the head.
Can we please stop the fricking drama! I see people bullying other people, too. Gwen is not the only one. For God's sake, just do jokes! If you want to bully someone, do it in your family! You people don't even know each other, but we're still doing this stupid nonsense! Just make jokes, people! That is why it's called "Worst Jokes Ever," not "Bully People Ever." So shut up and get a life, dum-dums! Geez! The only reason why I come here is to spread jokes and kindness like Gwen and others, not to spread hate and foolishness from people who don't even know better things to do but to hate on stupid strangers from different parts of the fricking world!!!!
"Addison, shut up. You're only 8 years old. What do you know?"
I might be 8, but at least I got some sense, and plus, I'm way smarter than you guys anyway. I'm in alert. You know, like a very, very, very intelligent kid! That can spell instead of saying "u," I say the true "you," instead of "pls," it's "please." Sorry if I did mean it... which I don't!
Where did Stephen Hawking go when he wanted to get drunk? The Genius Bar.
Yo Mama is so dumb, she works best when she is unemployed.
Stephen Hawking must have got a MacBook Pro. End of battery.
I saw a cat. It said, "Raisin" when he saw a nut. Hahaha, I am a crappy joker. Put me in the nerd club.
Top G advice: You’re either a smart fella or a fart smella.
Yo mama's so stupid, she took a Covid test and got an F.
Little Johnny is always being teased by the other neighborhood boys for being stupid.
Their favorite joke is to offer Johnny his choice between a nickel and a dime. Little Johnny always takes the nickel.
One day, after Johnny takes the nickel, a neighbor takes him aside and says, “Johnny, those boys are making fun of you. Don’t you know that a dime is worth more than a nickel, even though the nickel’s bigger?”
Johnny grins and says, “Well, if I took the dime, they’d stop doing it, and so far I’ve made $20!”
I’d say Leo is as sharp as a marble, but that would be an insult to marbles.
What do you call a gay retard? Fruit and vegetable soup.
My boyfriend entered a retarded contest, but they said no because they don’t allow perfectionists.