Intelligence jokes
Did you hear about the clam that could play violin?
It had excellent mussel memory.
Dumb person: Wat idk mean?
Person 1: I don’t know.
Dumb one: Oh u don’t know okie I ask Googol.
Person 1: Wait idk means--
Dumb one (to Googol): WAT DOS IDK MANNN?
Googol: I don’t know.
Dumb one: OH ME GOOOD EVEN GOGLO DOESYN KNOWWW
All dumbs aren't blonde.
Yo momma's so stupid, she took a shower for 20 minutes after she heard a DIRTY JOKE!
Bro, your toenails are bigger than your IQ.
Yo mama so clueless, she dialed 911 on the microwave.
1+1 answer 2 said all the kids, but 1 kid said 5. Then I said your mom feels embarrassed because everyday you look into the mirror, you see how empty your brain is.
What did one brain cell say to the other brain cell?
"I think I feel a connection!"
How do you tell if a blond is really stupid?
Put a scratch and sniff on a bleach pod.
You have more chin than brain cells!
I was gonna make a joke about sex, but you won’t get it.
A blonde walks into a bar.
Ouch.
How do you tell when a blonde just lost her virginity?
Her crayons are still wet.
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found Steam on his computer. This means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I'd be broke.
Okay, what do you call a dummy that writes a dumb writer?
For every blonde in the world,
scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.
Why did the dumb blonde pee inside the condom?
Because the doctor told the dumb blonde that the dumb blonde was going to get a urine test!
You are so intelligent that parents come running to beg you to be their child!
Q: What's the difference between a smart Russian and a unicorn?
A: Nothing, they're both fictional characters.