Yo' mama is so stupid, she couldn't find a needle in a haystack.
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.
Why are mountains so smart?
'Cause they have a degree.
Why is the queen in chess the most powerful piece? Because the board looks like a kitchen floor.
New teacher: Everyone stand up if you think you are stupid.
Student: Stands up.
Teacher: Why did you stand up?
Student: I hate seeing you stand up there by yourself.
How do you get a blonde to drown? You tell them the bottom of the pool smells weird.
Yo mama so stupid she thought seaweed was something fish smoke.
Julie: What's the difference between a chimp and a pizza?
John: I don't know.
Julie: Remind me not to send you to the store...
I'm not saying you're stupid.
But you're the reason plastic bags come with the warning, "Do not place over head!"
What's a smart person's favorite candy? Nerds! :D
Yo momma is so stupid, she eats cardboard boxes thinking they're chocolate bars.
Did you know that..
Studies show 9 in 10 Americans do not have basic math skills.
Oh, thank god I'm in that 1%.
Why was an oven so smart?
It had 70 degrees.
What's the smartest insect? A spelling bee!
What does the initials CIA stand for? Central Intelligence of Assholes
what do you call a blond with half a brain? gifted
Yo, dad is so stupid, he brought the milk after two years, and he said, "Oh, sorry son. I'm going back to the store. Bye."
According to a recent poll, your mother said, "I like the guy who saw the guy who doesn't have a brain!"
what do you call a group of special ed kids with guns............... special forces
My mom said you failed school. I said, "Don't be surprised, I'm a retard, Mom."
