Intelligence jokes
What's the difference between the Grand Canyon and a blonde?
The Grand Canyon is a busy ditch.
Why can't blondes write comments on the jokes on this site?
Because they don't know what 2 X 4 is.
Your forehead is so big even Mega Mind knew you were smarter.
How is Stephen Hawking so smart? He uploads it to his software.
What is your name? What am I pointing at? 👃🏽 And what am I holding? Hahaha!!!!! Knows nothing.
I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.
I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"
She said, "He was a little tardy."
I replied to her, "I thought they all were."
Dumb person: Wat idk mean?
Person 1: I don’t know.
Dumb one: Oh u don’t know okie I ask Googol.
Person 1: Wait idk means--
Dumb one (to Googol): WAT DOS IDK MANNN?
Googol: I don’t know.
Dumb one: OH ME GOOOD EVEN GOGLO DOESYN KNOWWW
Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at the orange juice because it said "concentrate."
So Stephen Hawking walks into a bar...
If brains were taxed, Slade would get a rebate.
Why are baby elephants so smart? They hang out with friends!
What do you call a smart booty?
A wise-crack!
What do you call a stupid mannequin?
A dummy.
If I wanted to kill myself, I would climb to the top of your ego then jump to your IQ.
Question: Why did the blonde get excited after finishing a puzzle in 5 months?
Answer: The box said 3-5 years!
I was bullying Stephen Hawking. I told him, "Why not stand up for yourself?"
Ed is dumb.
Your forehead is so big, you think in 4K.
Your mom is so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
Your mom is so dumb, she called me asking for my phone #.
One reason I like to tell riddles is because they help with critical thinking skills.