Intelligence jokes
What's a smart person's favorite candy? Nerds! :D
Joe mama so dumb she studies for the COVID test.
It's funny dating someone smarter than you. My girlfriend knows how to push my buttons but never takes into account what a dick I can be if need be. Let me explain. Say, for example, she calls me retarded, I remind her that she's dating me.
Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.
3 men go to hell. Satan says if you can question me and I can't answer, you go to heaven.
The first man asks if Satan knew how to make computers. He goes to hell. The next man asks if he knew how to make furniture. He goes too. The third man pokes a ton of holes in a bottle cap and farts in the bottle, asks Satan where the fart came from. Satan said every possible answer and the man pointed to his butthole and said "nope this one"😂
My sister thinks she's sooooo smart. She said that the only food that makes you cry is onions, therefore I threw a coconut at her.
Yo mama so stupid, she brought weed to the highway. Then she realized, "I'm not stupid, I was just high as a bitch." She just got fucked so hard by her man, she thought she was high.
Yo mama so stupid, she put a ruler under a pillow to see how long she slept.
Your family is so messed up that they shared one brain cell to have you even exist.
Yo momma so stupid that someone said, "You're not that wealthy," and she went to a doctor.
Yo mama so dumb, when her computer was asking for cookies, she grabbed a cookie, smashed it onto the screen, and broke the computer.
What do you say when your brother has too many jeans?
"Gene-ious!"
Donald Trump is so smart he got to take a cognitive test 4 times.
And if you think that's impressive, wait until you hear how many times he got to retake first grade.
Why are you dumb? Because you can’t find LOLA.
What's the difference between intelligence and apathy?
I don't know! I don't care!
Yo mama is so dumb, she sits on the TV and watches sofa.
Why did the blondie put her iPad in the blender? To make apple juice.
My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a PDF file!
Your forehead's so big, it's built like Megamind's robot, period.
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found Steam on his computer. This means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.