Intelligence jokes

Bro, your toenails are bigger than your IQ.

1+1 answer 2 said all the kids, but 1 kid said 5. Then I said your mom feels embarrassed because everyday you look into the mirror, you see how empty your brain is.

Yo mama so clueless, she dialed 911 on the microwave.

God, I miss Stephen Hawking.

He was brainier than Kurt Cobain's ceiling.

What did one brain cell say to the other brain cell?

"I think I feel a connection!"

How do you tell if a blond is really stupid?

Put a scratch and sniff on a bleach pod.

A blonde walks into a bar.

Ouch.

I was gonna make a joke about sex, but you won’t get it.

Yo mama so stupid, she shoved a battery up her butt and said, "I GOT THE POWER!"

If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I'd be broke.

Why did the dumb blonde pee inside the condom?

Because the doctor told the dumb blonde that the dumb blonde was going to get a urine test!

For every blonde in the world,

scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found Steam on his computer. This means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.

What food makes you smart? Salt, because it's a mined food.

I told one of my friends, "You're the reason why gene pools have lifeguards."

Yo mama is so dumb that she went to the eye doctor just to buy an iPhone.

You are so intelligent that parents come running to beg you to be their child!

Dumb person: Wat idk mean?

Person 1: I don’t know.

Dumb one: Oh u don’t know okie I ask Googol.

Person 1: Wait idk means--

Dumb one (to Googol): WAT DOS IDK MANNN?

Googol: I don’t know.

Dumb one: OH ME GOOOD EVEN GOGLO DOESYN KNOWWW

Yo mama so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.

A man once sued smart water for not making him smart. Then a woman replied, “Okay cool, now I’m going to go sue Thin Mints for not making me thin.”