Intelligence jokes
Yo mama's so stupid, she took a Covid test and got an F.
How do you tell if a blond is really stupid?
Put a scratch and sniff on a bleach pod.
Bro, your toenails are bigger than your IQ.
My grandpa asked me to pass him his phone, but I passed him a calculator. He couldn't tell the difference.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought a donut was dough shaped like a nut.
Yo mama's so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.
What's the smartest crime?
3rd degree murder.
How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.
What was the one test Stephen Hawking couldn't pass? The beep test.
Sister: You're so stupid.
Me: Calling me stupid doesn't make you any smarter!
1+1 answer 2 said all the kids, but 1 kid said 5. Then I said your mom feels embarrassed because everyday you look into the mirror, you see how empty your brain is.
According to a recent poll, your mother said, "I like the guy who saw the guy who doesn't have a brain!"
Blondies.
I think your hairline is too stupid.
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found Steam on his computer. This means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
I was gonna make a joke about sex, but you won’t get it.
A blond, a brunette, and a redhead walked into a bar. The bartender told them there was a magic mirror in the bathroom. He said that if you spoke the truth in front of the mirror, you would have your greatest desires, but if you told a lie, you would disappear.
The redhead said that she was the prettiest girl in the bar, and she walked out of the bathroom, and she got a thousand dollars. The brunette walked in and said she was the smartest one in the bar. She walked out of the bar with a new car. The blonde went in, she said, "I think..." poof, she was gone.
You know what really grinds my gears? Robots and liars...for example that Stephen Hawking fella. He sure looks and sounds like a robot!! And a major liar too! If he wanted to show me how smart he really was he would have figured out how to get up out of that four wheeler and tell me how smart he is!!!!!
I might slide up to your block with intelligence. I'm a genius with a glock. There's some relevance. Took his chain, took his rocks. Took his sediments. There's no cap inside my speech. No impediments.
Putting numbers on the board, I use my calculator. Put a opp below the floor, he's a denominator. E = mc2, you didn't notice that? Had the shot, but he's too scared. Why didn't he buss it back?
Why is April the smartest month?
It can never be fooled.