Intelligence jokes
Who needs storage on a computer? Just use an Asian's brain.
So Stephen Hawking walks into a bar...
Why was Stephen Hawking good at football? Because he is a pro dribbler.
Yo momma so dumb, she washes her dishes in the river.
Yo momma so stupid that someone said, "You're not that wealthy," and she went to a doctor.
I was talking to this absolutely gorgeous woman, and I asked her, “What do you do?” And she said, “I’m a brain surgeon.” And I don’t know if this makes me sexist or not, but I was really impressed.
Most women can’t pull off sarcasm.
What did the mentally retarded kid get on his test?
Drool.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Not Stephen Hawking."
You know what really grinds my gears? Robots and liars...for example that Stephen Hawking fella. He sure looks and sounds like a robot!! And a major liar too! If he wanted to show me how smart he really was he would have figured out how to get up out of that four wheeler and tell me how smart he is!!!!!
Where did Stephen Hawking go when he wanted to get drunk? The Genius Bar.
If Stephen Hawking was so fucking smart, why hasn't he learned to walk yet?
One day a teacher stands up in front of her class and asks if anyone in the class is an idiot, and says that if there is one, then he/she should stand up.
After a minute, a boy stands up.
The teacher then asks the boy if he actually thinks he's an idiot.
The boy says, "No, I just didn't want to see you standing there all by yourself."
When Stephen Hawking was asked why he was instantly attracted to his new girlfriend, he said, "It's simple, she pushes all the right buttons."
Ed is dumb.
How do you confuse a blonde? Put it in a circle and tell it to sit in the corner.
Why am I idiot?
Louis' IQ is like his running; always two points below average.
What do you call a retard?
"Kahin."
Yo mama so stupid, her favorite color is clear.
How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
5
4 to turn the table, and 1 to hold the bulb.