Intelligence jokes

Yo momma's so stupid, she took a shower for 20 minutes after she heard a DIRTY JOKE!

Yo mama is so stupid it takes her an hour to cook minute rice.

Yo momma so stupid... weather man says it's chilly outside... instead of a jacket, she gets a bowl and spoon!

Why did the blonde run outside naked?

She thought the steam was a gas leak.

My brother truly is a numbskull.

How do you tell when a blonde just lost her virginity?

Her crayons are still wet.

What do you call a stupid turtle?

Retorted.

9 out of 10 Americans are stupid... I'm so glad I'm in the 1%.

Yo mama so stupid, she asks for the restroom on Amazon.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to straighten her pubic hair and burned her balls.

A blonde walks into a bar.

Ouch.

Your momma's so dumb, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.

Did you hear about the clam that could play violin?

It had excellent mussel memory.