Intelligence jokes

9 out of 10 Americans are stupid... I'm so glad I'm in the 1%.

Yo mama so stupid, she asks for the restroom on Amazon.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to straighten her pubic hair and burned her balls.

A blonde walks into a bar.

Ouch.

Your momma's so dumb, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.

Did you hear about the clam that could play violin?

It had excellent mussel memory.