Intelligence jokes

What do a convention of nerds and Kurt Cobain's garage have in common?

There's brains all over the place.

What is dumb, yo mama, you dumb stupid idiot?

Yo mama is so stupid that she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's.

Yo mama is so stupid that she thought NASA is a gaming program!

How do you confuse a blonde?

Put her in a square room and tell her to run in a circle.

How do you make a blond snowman? You can't, you have to hollow out the head.

What had more brains than Hitler? The wall behind him.

Why did people bully Steven Hawking?

Because he couldn't stand up for himself.

Roll your eyes back, you might find a brain back there.

Why is April the smartest month?

It can never be fooled.

3+3=****

Three blonde girls are on an island, and they are much too far away from land to swim. They find a genie on the island who offers them each one wish. The first girl says, "I wish I was smart enough to get off this island!" So the genie makes her a redheaded girl, she cuts down a tree, makes it into a boat, and proceeds to row off the island.

The next girl says, "I wish I was even smarter than her so I don't have to do so much manual labor!" So she turns into a brunette and makes a sailboat and lets the wind take her off the island.

The final girl says, "I wish I was smarter than both of them!" So she turns into a man and takes the bridge.

What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?

A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it.

My boyfriend entered a retarded contest, but they said no because they don’t allow perfectionists.

I asked my zombie boyfriend, "Does he have a brain?" Because he's stupid asf.

How do you drown a blonde? You tape a mirror to the bottom of a 13-foot deep pool.

What do you call a smart egg? An egghead.

That was an egg-cellent joke!

Yo mama so stupid, when I told her she needed some cats, she came back with...

CRASH, ARENA, TURBO STARS!

Yo mama is so stupid, she had to retake preschool 20 times!

Why did the blondie put her iPad in the blender? To make apple juice.