Yo mama's so stupid that she studied for her eye test.
Yo momma's so stupid, she took a shower for 20 minutes after she heard a DIRTY JOKE!
How do you tell when a blonde just lost her virginity?
Her crayons are still wet.
9 out of 10 Americans are stupid... I'm so glad I'm in the 1%.
A blonde walks into a bar.
Ouch.
Your momma's so dumb, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
Did you hear about the clam that could play violin?
It had excellent mussel memory.
