My Daughter is Super Smart! She pours her own drinks on the floor
What food makes you smart? Salt, because it's a mined food.
What’s the difference between being a genius and being an idiot? Being a genius has it’s limits
Your forehead's so big, it's built like Megamind's robot, period.
What do you call a dumb and mean crocodile?
A crookodile.
my sister said im stupig todah and shes the on whu wrot dis
Your momma is so stupid, when someone said it’s chilly outside, she brought a spoon and bowl.
Leo: Mother, what is an idiot?
Mother: An idiot is someone that explains something in a long, boring way so that the person that the idiot is trying to explain to doesn't understand.
Mother: Do you understand?
Leo: No.
It's funny dating someone smarter than you, my girlfriend knows how to push my buttons but never takes into account what a dick I can be if need be, let me explain, say for example she calls me retarded, I remind her that she's dating me.
What do you call a person who's got their wisdom tooth removed too late?
Dumb.
Why shouldn’t you pick on a midget with learning difficulties?
... Because it’s not big and it’s not clever.
Why are dolphins so smart?
Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
Yo mama so dumb, she tried to put m&m's in alphabetical order.
Question: What's the smallest thing on earth?
Answer: Your brain.
A man once sued smart water for not making him smart. Then a woman replied, “Okay cool, now I’m going to go sue Thin Mints for not making me thin.”
Why are baby elephants 🐘 so smart? To hang out with friends
How is Stephen Hawking so smart? He uploads it to his software.
My friend: "Yo, stupid."
Me: "Is that right? And what exactly have you done in your lifetime that makes you Einstein?"
My friend: *rolls eyes* and says, "Whatever."
Me: "Keep on rolling them; you might find your brain in there."
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Q: Why can't a blonde call 911?
A: Because she can't find the 11.
