Intelligence jokes
You're so retarded, if there was a clone of you that was supposed to be smart, it would still be retarded.
For every blonde in the world,
scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.
Yo mama so stupid, she raised you.
Yo mama so stupid she studied for a COVID-19 test.
Ur momma's so fat that when she became a spy her codename was OObese.
The KGB, the FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove they are the best at catching criminals. The Secretary-General of the UN decides to set them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest, and each of them has to catch it.
The CIA people go in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations, they conclude that the rabbit does not exist.
The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads, they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and make no apologies: the rabbit had it coming.
The KGB goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling:
"Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.
If I wanted to kill myself, I would just climb up your ego and jump down to your IQ.
Alya is so retarded.
How many brain cells does a pregnant blonde have?
Two, one for her and one for the baby.
What's a mentally retarded person's favorite color? Clear.
Why did the dumb blonde pee inside the condom?
Because the doctor told the dumb blonde that the dumb blonde was going to get a urine test!
Why did the dumb blonde take a shower outside of the house while it was raining?
Because the dumb blonde did not pay the water bill!
Yo mama so dumb, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept!
1+1? Too hard.
Yo mama is so dumb, she put speed bumps on the race track.
"Addison, are you one of those kids who are very, very, very, very smart? Because you sound like one."
I'm not saying you're stupid.
But you're the reason plastic bags come with the warning, "Do not place over head!"
You smell like you farted. FARTED harted HARTED. A B honor rolls, all F's, you retarded. OHHHHHHHH!
Yo mama so stupid, she starved in a grocery store!