Intelligence jokes
"Addison, are you one of those kids who are very, very, very, very smart? Because you sound like one."
I'm not saying you're stupid.
But you're the reason plastic bags come with the warning, "Do not place over head!"
You smell like you farted. FARTED harted HARTED. A B honor rolls, all F's, you retarded. OHHHHHHHH!
Yo mama so stupid, she starved in a grocery store!
Don't make a person look a fool when you are the real one!
If you're going to be a smart ass, you have to be smart, or you're just an ass.
Your momma's so dumb, she took her driving lesson on a dinosaur.
Yo mama is so stupid, when she took a trip to Disneyland and a sign on the highway said “Disney left,” she went home.
Why are fish smart?
They live in a school.
Your dad is so stupid that when he jumped the fence, the gate was open.
"My sister said she was the only smart one in the class."
"What about the teacher you learn *from*?"
You smell like you farted hard. A, B, Honor Roll, all F’s, you retarded!
Julie: What's the difference between a chimp and a pizza?
John: I don't know.
Julie: Remind me not to send you to the store...
Where do smart hotdogs end up?
On the honor roll!
I'm so smart, wanna know why? Because you're gay.
Hey, who thinks Gwen is a dummy, so is Jaden and Kenya!
The Blonde got a Ph.D.?
Yeah, like that would ever happen.
Yo mama so clueless, she dialed 911 on the microwave.
Yo mama so stupid, she couldn't comment on this website because she didn't know the 2x4 check!
James Bond gives all the ladies he's met the perfect birthday gift: Chlamydia.