Intelligence jokes
If I wanted to kill myself, I would just climb up your ego and jump down to your IQ.
Alya is so retarded.
How many brain cells does a pregnant blonde have?
Two, one for her and one for the baby.
What's a mentally retarded person's favorite color? Clear.
Why did the dumb blonde pee inside the condom?
Because the doctor told the dumb blonde that the dumb blonde was going to get a urine test!
Why did the dumb blonde take a shower outside of the house while it was raining?
Because the dumb blonde did not pay the water bill!
Yo mama so dumb, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept!
1+1? Too hard.
Yo mama is so dumb, she put speed bumps on the race track.
"Addison, are you one of those kids who are very, very, very, very smart? Because you sound like one."
I'm not saying you're stupid.
But you're the reason plastic bags come with the warning, "Do not place over head!"
You smell like you farted. FARTED harted HARTED. A B honor rolls, all F's, you retarded. OHHHHHHHH!
Yo mama so stupid, she starved in a grocery store!
Don't make a person look a fool when you are the real one!
If you're going to be a smart ass, you have to be smart, or you're just an ass.
Your momma's so dumb, she took her driving lesson on a dinosaur.
Yo mama is so stupid, when she took a trip to Disneyland and a sign on the highway said “Disney left,” she went home.
Why are fish smart?
They live in a school.
Your dad is so stupid that when he jumped the fence, the gate was open.
"My sister said she was the only smart one in the class."
"What about the teacher you learn *from*?"