Q: What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
Intelligence Jokes
You're so bald, I can see what's on your mind.
Yo mamma is so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.
If I wanted to kill myself, I'd climb your ego and jump to your IQ.
It's better to let someone think you are an idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.
Average bee is 50x smarter than the smartest flat earther.
Yo mama so dumb, she went to the eye doctor to get an iPhone.
Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
Yo mama's so stupid, when I said, "Drinks on the house," she got a ladder.
Yo mama's so stupid, she got locked in the grocery store and starved to death.
Yo mama's so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo mama's so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at a cup of orange juice for 12 hours because it said "concentrate."
Yo momma so dumb, when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.
Two balls sit inside a bucket. One turned to another and said, "Hey man, boing, are you sentient, too?"
The other one said, "I’m sapient, you are sentient!"
BOINGZINGA!?!
Follow me if you know someone smart.
Your mum is so stupid, when she went on your phone it got fat.
What do you call a retard with AK special forces?
