Intelligence jokes
What did the Blonde say to the other Blonde?
They don’t know; they couldn’t figure out what to say.
Yo momma so stupid that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Yo mama is so dumb that she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
What do you call a person in America that is not a retard?
A foreign exchange student.
How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
I'll tell you tomorrow!
Yo mama so stupid,
she thought DUNKIN' DONUTS was a basketball team.
What do you call a blond with half a brain? Gifted.
What do you call an autistic army special forces?
Dark humor is like water, some people get it, some people don’t.
Your forehead is so big, you think in 4K.
Yo mama so stupid, she stared at a bottle of orange juice for 12 hours because it said "concentrate."
The first time you have to do a full body workout in chess.
Your mama is so stupid she stayed up all night so she can get some sleep.
I might slide up to your block with intelligence. I'm a genius with a glock. There's some relevance. Took his chain, took his rocks. Took his sediments. There's no cap inside my speech. No impediments.
Putting numbers on the board, I use my calculator. Put a opp below the floor, he's a denominator. E = mc2, you didn't notice that? Had the shot, but he's too scared. Why didn't he buss it back?
Yo mama so stupid, she shoved a battery up her butt and said, "I GOT THE POWER!"
What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla? One of them is fat and hairy, while the other one has a functional brain (the gorilla, of course).
Why are you rolling your eyes? Are you looking for your brain?
My friend told me I was so dark that I had no bright ideas.
Your mama is so stupid, her phone died, so she buried it in the backyard!
Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was, "Who threw that Twinkie at me?"