I'm sorry your dad beat you instead of cancer
This homeless lady called me ugly so I told her “ok then imma just go on home”
You're so fat that when you got on the scales they said "I need your weight not your phone number"
my cousinn called me ugly well im pritty shure 90% of her looks could be wiped away with a kleanex
If you think the Guy Calling you fat is offensive Try Salad 🥗
your hairlne so far back you look like frankenstein
When someone says: your are a mistake. say the only mistake I see is right in front of me.
i went to an emo kid who just got a hair cut and instead of saying, like your cut g" and i slapped his arm and said i like your cuts g
Your hairline so far back I learned about it in history class
Go fuck yourself cause I doubt anyone else will 💅
you so flat you make pancakes look thiccc
My friend who is in a wheelchair told me a joke and i burst out laughing. I told him he should be a stand up comedian.
You should should go back into the abortion bucket maybe you'll find half a brain in there.
I hope you have to pull hard on a candy wrapper only for the bag to pop and have the candy fall on the floor
I hope youi have to squeeze the hell out of toothpaste only for the little bit to fall down the sink drain
Yo mama so fat when step on a scale it say to be continued
I hope you forget your password to something only to send something to an email that you also forgot the password to.
I hope you never find out whether that pressure in your ass is a fart or a shit
I hope every time you watch youtube, you get 30 second unskippable ads
I hope your cookie is too big to fit in your glass of milk
