What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection A quarter pounder with cheese
Yo mama so old, she was a waitress at the last supper.
Yo mama is so ugly that the Grinch fell out when he saw her!
My girlfriend called me a cocksucker, but hey, 20 dollars is 20 dollars.
Wanna know the last words of the south tower?
"HAHA LOOK AT YOU! IMAGINE BEING HIT YOU L BOZO!"
Yo mama is so ugly that if she went on stage, the show would instantly say, "And that's a wrap!"
Your mum stinks of disabled people.
Wanna know why?
I don't know either, you tell me.
The only thing drier than these jokes is your mom.
Yo mama so disgusting, she hangs toilet paper to dry after she wiped with them.
I asked my friend what the best gay joke is, and she said "You."
The median salary of a clown is $36,763. And yet, here you are, doing it for free.
On Paxomedy channel, I made a video of a Rooster and a dog fighting.
I needed to know why they were fighting. Once I dug down into the issue, it turned out that the Dog called the Rooster a Cock, and the Rooster laughed and called the Dog a useless Bitch, and that was the beginning of their fight, and weird enough, the Cock won!
I went to congratulate the winner, but he thought he was insulting me by calling me Zinjathropus, but I said that was a compliment because Zinja was an old skeleton found in Africa, and I am African. I said to the Rooster he shouldn't have fought with the dog just because he called him a Cock. He said that being called a Cock is a compliment, and the fighting was his exercise to toughen up for serious fights with Dogs!
Your mama's like a cardboard box: open to the public and easy to nail.
Wife: I will leave you if you call me fat again.
Husband: Wait, dear... Don’t do it for the sake of our kid!
Wife: Kid?
Husband: Yeah, aren’t you pregnant?
"Yo mama's so fat that when she farts, Al Gore accuses her of global warming."
Yo momma is so fat, when she tried to hang herself, the noose broke.
Yo mama so ugly even bullets refuse to kill her.
Yo mama is so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
Yo mama's so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for burgers and fries.
When someone says you're adopted, say, "But you're still at the orphanage."
