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You’ve got something on your face. Wait, no, it’s just missing something. My dick.

Yo mama so ugly, when I put her next to a naked mole rat, it said "bluetooth connected."

Your hairline is so ugly, it’s receding from your face to never see you.

Kelly Clarkson wants to be Rosie O'Donnell so badly. Too bad Kelly is the "Queen of Incest" and not the "Queen of Nice".

(And Kelly came from a sundown town in the Deep South, and not from Long Island.)

Yo mama so fat, when she touched the stairs, it said, "To be continued!"

A guy is sitting at a bar when a drunk man walks up to him, calling his mom a whore. The guy just ignores it and stays in his spot drinking his beer. An hour goes by and the drunk man comes back saying, "Your mom is a whore!" The guy sitting looks around the bar, sees people staring and says, "Don't worry, everything is cool here," and shrugs it off. After a few more shots, the drunk man walks up a third time and says, "Your mom... is such... a whore!" The guy finally gets mad, throws his fist on the table and says, "You know what? Go home Dad!"

A husband comes home from work one day, and his wife is watching the Food Network. The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still can’t cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still can’t fuck."

I'm not calling you a slut, I'm calling you a penny: two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants.

Kris looks like a Neanderthal. The only difference is that Neanderthals serve a purpose in HUMAN HISTORY.

BlessedBrian must have been born on April Fools’ Day... because he’s a joke every day of the year.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she got raped, the rapist was the one getting PTSD!

What's the difference between yo mama and a fat ugly pig? - I never fucked that fat ugly pig...

I’d say Leo is as sharp as a marble, but that would be an insult to marbles.