I'm not calling you a slut, I'm calling you a penny: two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants.
Insult Jokes
Kris looks like a Neanderthal. The only difference is that Neanderthals serve a purpose in HUMAN HISTORY.
BlessedBrian must have been born on April Fools’ Day... because he’s a joke every day of the year.
What do you call your retard friend?
A homie with an extra cromie.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she got raped, the rapist was the one getting PTSD!
What's the difference between yo mama and a fat ugly pig? - I never fucked that fat ugly pig...
Jack is a loser and a gaybo and a trans and a fanny face.
If BLESSEDBRIAN were any more inbred, he’d be a SANDWICH.
I’d say Leo is as sharp as a marble, but that would be an insult to marbles.
I'd insult BlessedBrian, but it seems NATURE beat me to it.
I would call Slade dense, but that would be an insult to rocks.
Yo mama so clumsy, she gave birth to you.
Roses are red, Violets are ugly.
Violet thought she was ugly until she saw you!
What do you call an orange on a small stick?
Donald Trump.
What's the difference between three cocks and a joke?
Your mom can't take a joke.
Me yelling every gay slur to get suspended.
I’m in catholic school.
Your mum is so slow, it took her nine months to make a joke.
Why shouldn't you make fun of burn victims?
Because they've already been roasted!
Yo mama is such a slut, she could get slapped by a pack of hot dogs and get pregnant.
Yo mama so fat the scale said, "I need your weight, not your phone number."
