Insult

Insult jokes

Roses are red, flowers are pretty, I heard your mom has a nice pair of titties.

You’ve got something on your face. Wait, no, it’s just missing something. My dick.

Yo mama so ugly, when I put her next to a naked mole rat, it said "bluetooth connected."

Your hairline is so ugly, it’s receding from your face to never see you.

Kelly Clarkson wants to be Rosie O'Donnell so badly. Too bad Kelly is the "Queen of Incest" and not the "Queen of Nice".

(And Kelly came from a sundown town in the Deep South, and not from Long Island.)