Insult jokes
When they said sin was ugly to look at, I didn't know God would use you as an example.
What's one way to drain someone's ego?
Hand them a mirror, and say they should see how ugly they turned out in life.
You're so dark that even God's light can't shine upon you.
Your family is so messed up that they shared one brain cell to have you even exist.
I think someone left trash at the doorstep. Oh, wait, it's your parents dropping you off at the kid's store.
You're more depressing than your own abortion video.
Are those tears real or are they like you? Fake.
Yo mama's so—oh wait, you don't have one.
Yo mama so fat, when I went to the beach, the sun went down.
Which hole talks faster? Your mouth or your ass? Can't tell the difference because they both run shit at once.
Yo momma so slutty, when she got a throat swab, the lab found eight different types of semen on her tonsils.
What is Lizzo?
Big, fat, and ugly.
Yo momma so dumb, the doctor wanted to give her a blood transfusion but she said no because she thought it would turn her trans.
You are so skinny, you probably wipe your butt with floss.
What do you call a rude math teacher with a lisp?
A mathive dick.
Something you can say about your furniture, but not your partner: "Those legs sure hold a lot of weight."
What do you call a woman who sleeps with multiple men?
A whore.
It's a joke, not a dick. Don't take it so hard.
"I think my baby is so similar to me!"
"True, but the most important thing is that he is healthy!"
Your mom is so fat, when she went to the ugly contest, they said, "No professionals."