I know you don't like me, and that implies you need better taste.
I'm not an astronomer, but I'm pretty sure the Earth revolves around the sun... not you.
I'd give you a nasty look, but it seems like you've already got one.
Your birth certificate should be rewritten as a letter of apology.
You haven't changed since the last time I saw you. You really should.
My enemy told me I’m adopted so I told him at at least I got adopted
I was gonna say when you were born your mum saw you and screamed, but I remembered you were adopted...
If your daily is a Chevy, then your mom is super heavy.
A poor person came up to me and said your ugly i said you remind me of SpiderMan SpiderMan no way home
Q: What do you call a pervert with no legs?
A: A creepy crawly.
Yo mama is so fat, when she saw the Titanic, she called it small.
Guy your hairline was the reason adolf hitler said let there be war
Your hairline is the reason why some women have miscarriage
Yo mama so ugly, when she tried to enter an ugly contest, they said they didn't allow professionals.
Yo mama so fat, she don't need the internet because she is already worldwide.
When someone calls me ugly, I get sad and hug them.
I know life can be difficult for those with weak vision. );
An ugly, arrogant woman walked into a store with her 2 kids, yelling at them.
The store clerk pleasantly said, "Good morning ma'am and welcome. Nice children, are they twins?"
The ugly woman stopped yelling and said, "Hell no they are not, one is 9 and the other is 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just bloody stupid?"
The clerk replied, "I'm neither blind nor stupid ma'am, I just can't believe someone would screw you twice."
oh, you just got owned, like my ancestors
Your forehead is deeper then the ocean
- Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow dress, people yell "Taxi!"
- Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
- Yo mama is so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
- Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
- Yo mama is so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.
If ugliness was a brick, you would be the Great Wall of China.
If I wanted to commit suicide, I would climb up to your ego, and then jump down to your IQ.
Why don’t you act like your hairline and kindly take several steps back?
Your mum is so old that when I told her to act her age, she died.
