Insult jokes
You remind me of a pencil.
Why?
Because at one time, you actually made a valid point. This time, everything is pointless with you around.
You're so full of shit that you need a colostomy bag to clean you out.
Yo mama is so fat.
When the 🌞 retired, she was eligible to take its place.
What was the last thing going through the 9/11 victims' minds?
They don't say "shit for brains" for nothing. 🤣🤣
I would build you a monument so that you would finally come up with clever thoughts.
What does Ben 10 call his wife?
Humungouswhore
Yo mamma is so slutty, she uses a submarine as a dildo because it's long, hard, and filled with seamen.
Yo Mama so fat, she could fit you in her stomach.
Yo Mama so dumb, she needs 10 explanation bears to understand you.
What do Donald Trump and a dick have in common?
Liberals can't keep either one out of their mouths.
Yo mama is so ugly that Bumble accused her of catfishing.
Yo mama is so ugly that her DoorDash driver took her order away.
Yo mama so fat, even Dora can’t explore her.
Yo mama so poor, when I ring the doorbell, she says, "DING!"
Yo mama so ugly that she's the reason monsters hide under the beds.
Your insults are like a blank bullet: a stupid and harmless joke.
Is it just me or is your personality fake as well? Can't tell because everything about you is.
Yo mama is so fat that she crushed her PlayStation profile.
When they said sin was ugly to look at, I didn't know God would use you as an example.
What's one way to drain someone's ego?
Hand them a mirror, and say they should see how ugly they turned out in life.