Insult

Insult jokes

Yo mama is such a slut, she could get slapped by a pack of hot dogs and get pregnant.

Yo mama so fat the scale said, "I need your weight, not your phone number."

Yo mama is so stupid, she thought keeping you was a good idea!

My girlfriend called me a cocksucker, but hey, 20 dollars is 20 dollars.

Wanna know the last words of the south tower?

"HAHA LOOK AT YOU! IMAGINE BEING HIT YOU L BOZO!"

Yo mama is so ugly that if she went on stage, the show would instantly say, "And that's a wrap!"

Your mum stinks of disabled people.

Wanna know why?

I don't know either, you tell me.

Yo mama so disgusting, she hangs toilet paper to dry after she wiped with them.

The median salary of a clown is $36,763. And yet, here you are, doing it for free.