Yo mama so ugly a rapist wouldn't even touch her with a barge pole.
Your forehead is so big I bet your dreams are in IMAX.
One day, the fat kid came up to me and asked me, "What's cracking?" The floorboards, you idiot. You're causing a 9.7 Richter scale earthquake and asking ME what's cracking. It would be best if you looked down for a second.
My friend said to me that I am gay my response I’m as straight as that pole that your mum danced on last night
A person could build a playground with your mood swings.
I’d roast you but your mirror does that for me everyday
I'm sorry your dad beat you instead of cancer
Yo mama is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl and a plate and ketchup to the red zone.
My cousin said being gay was such a pain in the ass and I asked him why and I said, "Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, I get made fun of." and I said, "Why? Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, turd." Then I said, "Wow, at least I'm not the one with real pains in my ass, bro."
This homeless lady called me ugly so I told her “ok then imma just go on home”
You're so fat that when you got on the scales they said "I need your weight not your phone number"
my cousinn called me ugly well im pritty shure 90% of her looks could be wiped away with a kleanex
If you think the Guy Calling you fat is offensive Try Salad 🥗
your hairlne so far back you look like frankenstein
When someone says: your are a mistake. say the only mistake I see is right in front of me.
Sister: You're adopted.
Me: At least they wanted me, they must feel terribly bad cuz they had to keep you :(
i went to an emo kid who just got a hair cut and instead of saying, like your cut g" and i slapped his arm and said i like your cuts g
Your mom is so slow, it took her 9 months to make a joke.
Your hairline is so far back I learned about it in history class.
Go fuck yourself cause I doubt anyone else will 💅
