Yo mama is so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
Yo mama's so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for burgers and fries.
What's the difference between you and an egg?
An egg gets laid.
When someone says you're adopted, say, "But you're still at the orphanage."
I know you don't like me, and that implies you need better taste.
I'm not an astronomer, but I'm pretty sure the Earth revolves around the sun... not you.
I'd give you a nasty look, but it seems like you've already got one.
Your birth certificate should be rewritten as a letter of apology.
You haven't changed since the last time I saw you. You really should.
My enemy told me I’m adopted, so I told him at least I got adopted.
I was gonna say when you were born your mum saw you and screamed, but I remembered you were adopted...
Roses are red, violets are blue, I thought the Grinch was ugly until I saw you.
1, 2 look at your shoes.
3, 4 they look better than yours.
5, 6 you have no friends.
7, 8 you look like a ape.
9, 10 don't you like men?
11, 12 hell naw I like females.
1, 2 you built like a dork.
3, 4 you got no girl, 4, 5 you're shorter than a remote.
If your daily is a Chevy, then your mom is super heavy.
The Earth was flat once. 'Til yo mama got buried.
Anybody can use this :)
Slow and steady wins the race, but it won't fix your ugly face. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
An orphan comes up to me and says, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
I just had the worst gig of my life! I told yo mama jokes at the orphanage.
You're so poor, you only got 2 jokes.
Are you a dog because you're a fucking bitch?
A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Q: What do you call a pervert with no legs?
A: A creepy crawly.
God needed an extra two hands to make your fat ass of a mother.
