I know you don't like me, and that implies you need better taste.
I'm not an astronomer, but I'm pretty sure the Earth revolves around the sun... not you.
I'd give you a nasty look, but it seems like you've already got one.
Your birth certificate should be rewritten as a letter of apology.
You haven't changed since the last time I saw you. You really should.
My enemy told me I’m adopted, so I told him at least I got adopted.
I was gonna say when you were born your mum saw you and screamed, but I remembered you were adopted...
1, 2 look at your shoes.
3, 4 they look better than yours.
5, 6 you have no friends.
7, 8 you look like a ape.
9, 10 don't you like men?
11, 12 hell naw I like females.
1, 2 you built like a dork.
3, 4 you got no girl, 4, 5 you're shorter than a remote.
If your daily is a Chevy, then your mom is super heavy.
Anybody can use this :)
Slow and steady wins the race, but it won't fix your ugly face. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
An orphan comes up to me and says, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
I just had the worst gig of my life! I told yo mama jokes at the orphanage.
You're so poor, you only got 2 jokes.
Are you a dog because you're a fucking bitch?
A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Q: What do you call a pervert with no legs?
A: A creepy crawly.
God needed an extra two hands to make your fat ass of a mother.
Yo mama is so fat, when she saw the Titanic, she called it small.
Your mum is so ugly, she tried to join an ugly competition. They said, "Sorry, no professionals."
Bully: Shut up.
Me: I don't shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you, I throw up.
Yo papa's wife is so dumb and fat that we had to use yo papa.
Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.
Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(
The only thing running in THIS family’s your big ass mouth! Oh, I’d better shut up, or Big Bertha’s gonna confuse my head for a burger!
