Insult jokes
If BLESSEDBRIAN were any more inbred, he’d be a SANDWICH.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I forgot you are homo.
That is so bad, just like you.
Yo mama so gay that she made left and right turn straight.
Roses are red, Violets are ugly.
Violet thought she was ugly until she saw you!
I can see your cameltoe, you nasty thot!
Here's a joke... you.
What do you call a gay cactus?
A "prick."
What did the triangle say to the circle?
"You're pointless!"
You a cunt.
10 dicks up your mom's ass!
What's the difference between you and your mom?
I slept with your mom.
My arse hole hurts like no joke, man. I just had to tell that your heads a peanut, you fucking nonce, kid, you fat fuck sack, your mum you dirty cow!
Nick sucks dick.
Yo mama’s official weight (in tonnes)
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Your dick is as flat as your grandma's heart rate.
A skeleton walks into a bar and said it takes "backbone" to mess with me, and if you try to insult me, I have thick skin.
Q: You have problems, I think your disease is BOOFA.
Q: What boofa?
A: Boofa deez nuts in yo mouth!
Yo mama soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 1 hour later ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
"Ur mum gay..."
Sorry wrong person.