Insult jokes
Are you with Alex?
Fucking retarded. Go dig a home die, people!
Yo mama is so fat, she gave a memory foam mattress Alzheimer's.
Your forehead is so big NASA thought it was Mars.
Roses are red. Sunflowers are yellow.
Your mom is so fat she looks like a marshmallow.
Girl: You are gay.
Boy: Who says I’m gay?
Girl: You ARE GAY!
Boy: You are lesbian.
Crowd: OhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhbhbhhhbhH
Yo hairline so far back, it oversaw the creation of the earth!
Yo mama is so fat, when she saw the Titanic, she called it small.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You are so ugly, Do not tell me that is really you.
When you tell an orphan, "I did your mom in your home," and they start crying.
Me: You f&*k up.
The class: Oh sh!&
Kenya, if you keep smiling then you will become a positive bitchy!
Tenya, everyone hates you why I have no idea!
Kenya stop smiling and start dying!
Tenya, why are you so mean!
Kenya, stop acting like a mantrapp!
Tenya, stop being a bitch in a skirt!
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Your mom is fat.
Oooo, roasted!
Salman Rushdie got a new book out.
It's called "Buddha. You Fat Cunt."
It’s me back at it again.
The earth was flat till they buried yo mama!!!
Little Johnny was playing with his train and said, "All you motherf*ckers who want to get off, get off, and all you motherf*ckers who want to get on, get on." His mother hears him and asks, "Is that you cussing?" The mother said, "Go to your room for 1 hour." Little Johnny goes to his room, then comes back one hour later and said, "All you motherf*ckers who wanna get off, get off, and all you motherf*ckers who wanna get on, get on, and if you wanna know about the 1 hour delay, go ask the b*tch in the kitchen."
What can change color and get beat up?
You.
Roses are red, Your blood is too. You look like a monkey and belong in a zoo.
Do not worry, I will be there too, Not in a cage but laughing at you!
Yo mama is such a slut, she could get slapped by a pack of hot dogs and get pregnant.
FUCK OFF GULLER!
WARNING OFFENSIVE: What is the difference between a redhead and a brick? ... A brick gets laid.
Kill yourself!