Insult jokes
Enyaw’s fanny smells of dirty, moist, fishy, rotten egg, dead Elizabeth, pig dick, cow cum filth.
Dirty bitch!
The first time I heard your voice, my foreskin fell off.
This person ( :I ) It wasn't meant to be a joke; it was just to make space like your mother's ass in space because it's so big.
Are you with Alex?
Fucking retarded. Go dig a home die, people!
what do you call a bunch of retarded kids in a hot tub?
steamed vegetables.
You a cunt.
Yo mama is so ugly she's the reason why Batman fights crime at night.
Jimmy: Your mom is gay.
Me: No, you.
Jimmy: I have no mom.
My sister was getting something from the basement, and seeing rats, she said: "Rats are so disgusting and ugly."
I turned to her, "Sis, self-hate is not okay."
I see my friends at school. They talk to me, they go back to class, but they forgot I am their classmate, and they were like, "You're a dumbie." And I was, "Well, you're a dumbass, bi***!"
I would roast you, but you don't have any meat!
Three people having sex is a threesome; two people is a twosome. So next time someone calls you "handsome," don't take it as a compliment.
I know 5 fat people, and your mama is 4 of them.
You're all gay. HEHEHE!
Your family is so messed up that they shared one brain cell to have you even exist.
My pansexual son was asked to form a sentence with a word "Carry" on his zoom class earlier on today and he said "Pessi was carried by Iniesta and Neymar to his Mickey Mouse UCL". He received a standing ovation. Children are our hope and I'm proud of the education system!
Trump keeps calling people "nasty", "failing", and "disgusting".
Doesn't he own a mirror?
I would build you a monument so that you would finally come up with clever thoughts.
You're so ugly, when you went to the makeup store, it shut down.
Eat my ass!