What do you think of your mom? I can do it.
If someone called you ugly, say before you call me ugly, look in a mirror.
Yo, you have the biggest Oliver brain, which means you are the dumbest boy ever.
Yo mama!
Why does shit come out your asshole? Cause fuck you, that's why.
Lol, dick, I'm the dick and duck.
Ya mums, ya dad.
I will mummyfry you!
Yo mama so fat, Trump used her like a wall.
I'm having sex with your mother. That makes me better than you.
I'm having sex with your mother. That makes me better than you.
*guitar solo*
Conor MacGregor to Poirier: "Your wife is your husband!"
(After the fight, or should I say after the fracture.)
Poirier: Really, bitch?
"Baka Johnny, fat baka."
"Get a life, dum dums!"
Says the fucking moron.
Yo, your hairline is so small that you're bald.
My brother said, "Bruh, why you so ugly plus why do you stink?" Me: "Is that supposed to be a roast? I got one for you. Why do you look like you came out the wrong side of your mother? Instead of her stomach, you came out of her butt. That's why you were born with brown spots on your head. That's her poop, you stupid fuckface." My friends: "Ouch that's gotta hurt."
When my friend says I suck at something, I'm like, "U swallow."
When I try to roast someone; Boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii you stink!
If you're bored, hump Danny and fuck him. What is he, goons do fuck rock?
You're so ugly your mom said, "I want an abortion."
Me and your mom in the bed.
