Insult jokes

Your hairline so back it caused 9/11.

Wanna hear a joke?

YOUR MOM!

OHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

What goes in soft and comes out hard?

Gum, you whore!

"Fucking cracker and you smell like fish!"

You're an apple. Now suck my dick!

You're so poor, you only got 2 jokes.

What do you think of your mom? I can do it.

I met a lovely girl at a friend's house party, so I went and introduced myself by saying I'm Noah, what's yours?

She turned around angrily and offended and said, "I identify as a hockey puck, didn't you see the sign?"

To which I replied, "Bitch, that says hickey puck. If you identify as a hockey puck, then let me hit you!"

When I try to eat, but I hurt my feet. When I using a hoe, but I hurt my toe. When I going to a doctor, but then I get trolled. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!

When I using a copper, but I enveloped by a hopper. When I trying to draw someone, but it ended up with a punishment. When I spit on a bunny, it jumps right on me. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!

When I growing older, someone called me a slacker. When I was 33, I bumped into a tree. When I getting angry, people calls me crazy lady. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!

I fucked your mum!

I dicked your mom down so good, bitch!

You look like a 2 year old drawing that came alive.

Suck my butts, queer.

Your face was so ugly, you got adopted by a poop!

I call my sister a "fat cow," and she asks me, "Want to hear a joke?" I say, "Sure." She says, "You are the joke!"

Me: "Hey, you trashy pig woman, go in the toilet or lay on the grass where you belong."

Trashy pig woman: "Why?"

Because you smell like fart, and you're pretty much just a turd with lips.

Your mom gay.

Ur mum gay, lul.

Eat my butt.

What do you call a bitch? A dumbass, hahahahaha.