Insult jokes

Were you born on a highway? Because that is where most mistakes happen.

Sissy Baka

Bitch

I don't shut up, I grow up, and when I see you, I throw up.

You're an apple. Now suck my dick!

Yo mama is so ugly, she scared the sh*t out of the toilet.

What do you think of your mom? I can do it.

Stick your head up someone's butt. What do you get? A Butthead!

"Get your butt out of my face!"

"Then get your face out of my butt!!!"

"Fucking cracker and you smell like fish!"

What goes in soft and comes out hard?

Gum, you whore!

Wanna hear a joke?

YOUR MOM!

OHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

My bully: Your face is ugly.

Me: Yeah well your mom is so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.

My bully: :(

Friend, you're bold and fat.

Me: Bro, go to the bathroom and look at the mirror. You will probably break it.

Your hairline so back it caused 9/11.

Why did the idiot post so many 9/11 jokes?

Answer: Because his mom is a whore!

You're so poor, you only got 2 jokes.

I met a lovely girl at a friend's house party, so I went and introduced myself by saying I'm Noah, what's yours?

She turned around angrily and offended and said, "I identify as a hockey puck, didn't you see the sign?"

To which I replied, "Bitch, that says hickey puck. If you identify as a hockey puck, then let me hit you!"

When I try to eat, but I hurt my feet. When I using a hoe, but I hurt my toe. When I going to a doctor, but then I get trolled. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!

When I using a copper, but I enveloped by a hopper. When I trying to draw someone, but it ended up with a punishment. When I spit on a bunny, it jumps right on me. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!

When I growing older, someone called me a slacker. When I was 33, I bumped into a tree. When I getting angry, people calls me crazy lady. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!

I fucked your mum!

I dicked your mom down so good, bitch!

Suck my butts, queer.