Insult jokes
What did the triangle say to the circle?
"You're pointless!"
What do you call a gay cactus?
A "prick."
Yo momma is like a penny...
Two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants!
Imagine calling a dragon "fucking dewi."
You a cunt.
Yo mama so gay that she made left and right turn straight.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I forgot you are homo.
That is so bad, just like you.
Your mama so chubby, people call her fat.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I took a poo, and it smelt like you.
Sike, I lied, your mom is a guy!
Baka!
Your hairline is so big, not even a black hole can eat it!
Yo mama is so fat that when she jumps, the earth was shaking!
Yo mama is so fat that when I was printing a picture of her last year, it's still printing.
"Joe momma" is called that because it means "you're a mistake."
You're so bald, I can see what's on your mind.
I'm going to destroy your momma's [vulgar term] just like I destroyed that Tastykake.
You want an insult? Right, look at the mirror.
You are fat.