Insult jokes
Your forehead is so leaned back you can see the dinosaurs.
Roses are red and violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the third one's for you.
Yo Momma so slutty she uses a SpaceX rocket as a dildo.
A woman walks onto the bus with her child. The driver says, "That's the ugliest child I have ever seen!" The woman sits down and tells her neighbor. The neighbor replies, "Go say something back. Here, I'll hold your monkey for you!"
I would call Slade dense, but that would be an insult to rocks.
You're so skinny, your mom actually enjoyed your birth!
Tarik is a retard.
Your mom's asshole.
Your hairline is so bad that the queen died when looking at it!
My short friend called me a scrub, even though he was the one below me.
There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.
Omg wassup dude, why does your hair look just like a young Whoopi Goldberg from "The Color Purple?" Them damn stanky looking corn bread rows on your head; you look like a damn cheetah pet. Che che che cheetah, they available at Wal-Mart, Dollar Tree, Target, and Kroger.
Question:
Did you hear the one about MAGA people?
Answer:
It "sucks" just like they do!
Yo momma is like a penny...
Two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants!
Your mama so chubby, people call her fat.
Somebody told me to go to hell, so I walked up to Donald Trump.
Who the f**k disliked my "yo mama" jokes? Comment now, b*tch!
"I will kill you with knife and gun, get ready, Explain Bear, stupid f***."
You could be sitting alone and still be the dumbest person in the room.
You stink!