Insult jokes

You look like a 2 year old drawing that came alive.

Your face was so ugly, you got adopted by a poop!

I call my sister a "fat cow," and she asks me, "Want to hear a joke?" I say, "Sure." She says, "You are the joke!"

Me: "Hey, you trashy pig woman, go in the toilet or lay on the grass where you belong."

Trashy pig woman: "Why?"

Because you smell like fart, and you're pretty much just a turd with lips.

Your mom gay.

Ur mum gay, lul.

Eat my butt.

What do you call a bitch? A dumbass, hahahahaha.

What am I doing?

Your mom.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll f*ck your mom, and you'll be next.

Make an ugly face in 3, 2... STOP! OMG, STOP! EWWWWW! Oh wait, that’s your normal face.

You're so fat that you're gonna be my next hamburger for dinner and the next In-N-Out, just like your parents.

Papyrus: I hate you, Frisk.

Frisk: This is why Mettaton doesn't fucking love you.

Sans: Kid, I will kill you.

Papyrus: (Remembers something) That's why you don't have a lover, you lonely giraffe!

What operating system do Indian scammers use?

"Window licker XP."

Your forehead is so big we could fit the whole alphabet on there.

Roses are red, violets are blue, poetry is gay, and so are you.

🌵funking prick!

Yo mama so clumsy, she gave birth to you.

You're really special.

But the R in special is silent.

Your face.