Insult jokes

I don't shut up, I grow up, and when I see you, I throw up.

Friend, you're bold and fat.

Me: Bro, go to the bathroom and look at the mirror. You will probably break it.

My bully: Your face is ugly.

Me: Yeah well your mom is so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.

My bully: :(

Yo hairline be looking like a chicken nugget, headass.

Tarik is a retard.

I told people your mom is also known as "MBD" because you're a mega baby dispenser.

What do you think of your mom? I can do it.

Yo mama is so ugly, she scared the sh*t out of the toilet.

Stick your head up someone's butt. What do you get? A Butthead!

"Get your butt out of my face!"

"Then get your face out of my butt!!!"

What goes in soft and comes out hard?

Gum, you whore!

Wanna hear a joke?

YOUR MOM!

OHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

You're an apple. Now suck my dick!

"Fucking cracker and you smell like fish!"

Your hairline so back it caused 9/11.

Why did the idiot post so many 9/11 jokes?

Answer: Because his mom is a whore!

I met a lovely girl at a friend's house party, so I went and introduced myself by saying I'm Noah, what's yours?

She turned around angrily and offended and said, "I identify as a hockey puck, didn't you see the sign?"

To which I replied, "Bitch, that says hickey puck. If you identify as a hockey puck, then let me hit you!"

When I try to eat, but I hurt my feet. When I using a hoe, but I hurt my toe. When I going to a doctor, but then I get trolled. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!

When I using a copper, but I enveloped by a hopper. When I trying to draw someone, but it ended up with a punishment. When I spit on a bunny, it jumps right on me. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!

When I growing older, someone called me a slacker. When I was 33, I bumped into a tree. When I getting angry, people calls me crazy lady. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!

I fucked your mum!

I dicked your mom down so good, bitch!

You look like a 2 year old drawing that came alive.