Insult jokes
It would be a miracle if someone figured out the length of your hairline.
Yo mama so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest, they said she wasn’t allowed because no professionals were allowed.
What's the difference between you and your mom?
I slept with your mom.
If you're an orphan, it must be pretty hard taking "your mom" jokes.
Yo mama is so fat, the country of Russia isn't big enough to house her!
When some1 talks shit about you, simply say, "I'm surprised that your teeth aren't brown from all the shit talking you do"
Person 1: Somebody farted.
Person 2: No, all I can smell is your breath.
Your hairline goes so far back that even Gavin, who looks like a monkey, can't see it!
You are adopted.
No cap. No one loves you.
Bye.
Jorden Calerendiá.
I bet you are a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, by the way your roasts are not fucking funny they are bullshit like your face and your hairline.
Roses are red, I am very cool, You, on the other hand, Need to drown yourself in a pool.
"Zre, um, be careful when using a gun, okay? And meh not fat, boy."
School sucks, just like you, get roasted nerds.
Your nan's gay.
Yo mama's ass is mad crusty!
I told my therapist you are too fat and ugly to date grown men. Then she asked me, "You wanna give a judgemental reaction about that?" I said, "Okay, you smell rat pee on somebody's cock."
"Little John, she is fat." How? He said, "Like a pig."
My arse hole hurts like no joke, man. I just had to tell that your heads a peanut, you fucking nonce, kid, you fat fuck sack, your mum you dirty cow!
Nick sucks dick.
Your dick is as flat as your grandma's heart rate.
"Ur mum gay..."
Sorry wrong person.