Insult jokes

Stick your head up someone's butt. What do you get? A Butthead!

"Get your butt out of my face!"

"Then get your face out of my butt!!!"

Yo mama is so ugly, she scared the sh*t out of the toilet.

What do you think of your mom? I can do it.

What goes in soft and comes out hard?

Gum, you whore!

"Fucking cracker and you smell like fish!"

You're an apple. Now suck my dick!

I met a lovely girl at a friend's house party, so I went and introduced myself by saying I'm Noah, what's yours?

She turned around angrily and offended and said, "I identify as a hockey puck, didn't you see the sign?"

To which I replied, "Bitch, that says hickey puck. If you identify as a hockey puck, then let me hit you!"

When I try to eat, but I hurt my feet. When I using a hoe, but I hurt my toe. When I going to a doctor, but then I get trolled. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!

When I using a copper, but I enveloped by a hopper. When I trying to draw someone, but it ended up with a punishment. When I spit on a bunny, it jumps right on me. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!

When I growing older, someone called me a slacker. When I was 33, I bumped into a tree. When I getting angry, people calls me crazy lady. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!

I fucked your mum!

I dicked your mom down so good, bitch!

Suck my butts, queer.

You look like a 2 year old drawing that came alive.

Your face was so ugly, you got adopted by a poop!

I call my sister a "fat cow," and she asks me, "Want to hear a joke?" I say, "Sure." She says, "You are the joke!"

Me: "Hey, you trashy pig woman, go in the toilet or lay on the grass where you belong."

Trashy pig woman: "Why?"

Because you smell like fart, and you're pretty much just a turd with lips.

Your mom gay.

Ur mum gay, lul.

Eat my butt.

What do you call a bitch? A dumbass, hahahahaha.

What am I doing?

Your mom.