Insult jokes
Your mum gay. LOL. Funny me!
You're so poor, you only got 2 jokes.
Why did the idiot post so many 9/11 jokes?
Answer: Because his mom is a whore!
Your hairline so back it caused 9/11.
Friend, you're bold and fat.
Me: Bro, go to the bathroom and look at the mirror. You will probably break it.
Memes
My bully: Your face is ugly.
Me: Yeah well your mom is so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.
My bully: :(
I don't shut up, I grow up, and when I see you, I throw up.
Why is your mom ugly, bozo?
Were you born on a highway? Because that is where most mistakes happen.
Sissy Baka
Bitch
You're an apple. Now suck my dick!
"Fucking cracker and you smell like fish!"
You suck.
Your mom is so ugly, you look like her. Oh, got 'em!
Say, "Hey, you're pretty." Then she'll say, "OMG, thank you so much," or something cringe. Then you say, "Pretty f***ing ugly, aha, gottie!"
I told people your mom is also known as "MBD" because you're a mega baby dispenser.
Yo hairline be looking like a chicken nugget, headass.
Tarik is a retard.
Stick your head up someone's butt. What do you get? A Butthead!
"Get your butt out of my face!"
"Then get your face out of my butt!!!"
Yo mama is so ugly, she scared the sh*t out of the toilet.