🌵funking prick!
Insult Jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue, poetry is gay, and so are you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll f*ck your mom, and you'll be next.
Make an ugly face in 3, 2... STOP! OMG, STOP! EWWWWW! Oh wait, that’s your normal face.
Your forehead is so big we could fit the whole alphabet on there.
You're so fat that you're gonna be my next hamburger for dinner and the next In-N-Out, just like your parents.
Papyrus: I hate you, Frisk.
Frisk: This is why Mettaton doesn't fucking love you.
Sans: Kid, I will kill you.
Papyrus: (Remembers something) That's why you don't have a lover, you lonely giraffe!
What operating system do Indian scammers use?
"Window licker XP."
Yo mama so clumsy, she gave birth to you.
You're really special.
But the R in special is silent.
Your face.
Your mum!
You're so skinny you're a thin stick.
You're so fat that when you got in Pacific Ocean, you became the Pacific Ocean.
You're so ugly you got stuff for free.
You're so nasty that when you eat spaghetti, you thought it was throw up.
You're so fat you're the fattest person on Earth.
You are so gay you kissed the boy last night.
Ur mum smells like shit, yeah, so she sucks a man off and washing machine. Yo, don’t at me, yeah, you chicken breath.
Your mama is so ugly, her reflection ran away!
Your mama's breath smells so bad, people can't wait for her to fart.
Yo, hairline as long as George Washington's date of birth.
"Deez nutz" are a hairline.
Shup up, transparent hairline. Look like you got splashed by some clear soap.
Your mom is a joke.
