Insult jokes
Baka!
Your hairline is so big, not even a black hole can eat it!
Yo mama is so fat that when she jumps, the earth was shaking!
Yo mama is so fat that when I was printing a picture of her last year, it's still printing.
Person 1: Somebody farted.
Person 2: No, all I can smell is your breath.
Yo mama is so fat, the country of Russia isn't big enough to house her!
Your hairline goes so far back that even Gavin, who looks like a monkey, can't see it!
Yo mama so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest, they said she wasn’t allowed because no professionals were allowed.
You are adopted.
No cap. No one loves you.
Bye.
If you're an orphan, it must be pretty hard taking "your mom" jokes.
I told my therapist you are too fat and ugly to date grown men. Then she asked me, "You wanna give a judgemental reaction about that?" I said, "Okay, you smell rat pee on somebody's cock."
School sucks, just like you, get roasted nerds.
Jorden Calerendiá.
I bet you are a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, by the way your roasts are not fucking funny they are bullshit like your face and your hairline.
Yo mama's ass is mad crusty!
Your nan's gay.
"Little John, she is fat." How? He said, "Like a pig."
"Zre, um, be careful when using a gun, okay? And meh not fat, boy."
Roses are red, I am very cool, You, on the other hand, Need to drown yourself in a pool.
Just to an orphan.
Orphan: You're stupid.
You: You're so ugly, it's the reason your parents are dead.
What's the difference between you and your mom?
I slept with your mom.