Insult jokes
Ur mom gay dab.
My brother said, "Bruh, why you so ugly plus why do you stink?" Me: "Is that supposed to be a roast? I got one for you. Why do you look like you came out the wrong side of your mother? Instead of her stomach, you came out of her butt. That's why you were born with brown spots on your head. That's her poop, you stupid fuckface." My friends: "Ouch that's gotta hurt."
When my friend says I suck at something, I'm like, "U swallow."
FUCK OFF GULLER!
When I try to roast someone; Boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii you stink!
Ur mom, ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
I have no friends :'(
You're so ugly your mom said, "I want an abortion."
Your dad's a cunt.
Your mum so fat she's diabetic... LOL
If you're bored, hump Danny and fuck him. What is he, goons do fuck rock?
"Kill yourself."
"Kill me yourself, pussy."
You suck!
Dick muncher.
Cao ni man sha bi lalla shabi.
If your dad said, "Take out the trash," he means to take you out.
Who's Joe?
Joe Mama sucks my fat nuts, bitch!
My dad is a pussy.
Are you with Alex?
Fucking retarded. Go dig a home die, people!
Y'all smell like ass!
Yo mama so fat, she said the N-word!