Insult jokes
Yo mama so fat, she wears Orion's belt!
Your sense of humor is like being a short bus kid: it's retarded.
Two brothers were arguing. One went: "You're an idiot!"
The other went: "Your brother's a mother!"
He replied: "Yeah, I know. Thanks for agreeing with me."
Your hairline is so far back that even my dad wasn't fetching the milk back then.
What did the triangle say to the circle?
"You're pointless!"
Are your forehead and hairline friends? 'Cause they go way back.
Looks dragon!
Draggin' these nuts across yo face!
Your mom checked for your hairline, but she could not find it.
Lol, dick, I'm the dick and duck.
"Hey, kid, why are you so fat?"
"Why did you insult him? That's not nice."
"It won't matter, he's deaf."
Fuck all y'all hoes!
Your mamma's so stinky that perfume leaks where she puts it on.
You dream in 4K.
A guy walks into a bar, he's like, "What's your number, lad?" and the woman is like, "298-777-fatso.com" and he walked home depressed.
Ur Granny, tranny.
Ur Dad, lesbian.
Ur Mom, gay.
Cheer for fun on the telephone and singing, "We are family!" Even then, your dad, really, he's fat, just like your dad. And your mom's fat ass, b**** ass, looking like an Oompa Loompa self, looking like an ugly.
Autistic spesh people are drongos.
Did you just kill the last brain cell you have? Or are you just plain stupid?
Yo mama is so ugly, she gave Michael Myers nightmares.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. When I'm taking out the trash, I remember you.