Insult jokes

Yo, you have the biggest Oliver brain, which means you are the dumbest boy ever.

Yo mama!

Your mom.

Why does shit come out your asshole? Cause fuck you, that's why.

Lol, dick, I'm the dick and duck.

Ya mums, ya dad.

Hey, do you know who Dragon248 is? No, who is he? He's dragging these balls off your face.

I'd say you were the spawn of Satan, but that would be an insult to Satan.

Bro, you can't be talking. You built like Barney the dinosaur. Barney is a dinosaur with dinosaur sensation.

Ur mom gay dab.

Your name is baller cuz ur in my mom's baller.

Conor MacGregor to Poirier: "Your wife is your husband!"

(After the fight, or should I say after the fracture.)

Poirier: Really, bitch?

Yo mama's ass is mad crusty.

"Get a life, dum dums!"

Says the fucking moron.

"Baka Johnny, fat baka."

Yo, your hairline is so small that you're bald.

You are so ugly my man died.

I'm having sex with your mother. That makes me better than you.

I'm having sex with your mother. That makes me better than you.

*guitar solo*

I will mummyfry you!

Yo mama so fat, Trump used her like a wall.