Insult jokes
Political correctness has gone too far! You have to say "cognitive decline" rather than "Alzheimer's ridden shitbag"!
Your hairline is so ugly it looks worse than your mom's.
Yo mama so ugly, she went to a fat concert and they said no experts allowed! 😂
Yo mama is so ugly, even the ugliest person in the world looked like a sword standing next to her.
Yo momma so slutty, when she got a throat swab, the lab found eight different types of semen on her tonsils.
What do my cock and money have in common?
Your mom.
Poopy face, poopy face, poopy poopy poopy face!
How old is uuuuuurrrr mom?
Five.
Cringe.... I know that was a crap joke... not even a joke.
What did the boy say to the girl? "Damn! You pissy, stank!"
What is dumb, yo mama, you dumb stupid idiot?
Your mama.
I'm so smart, wanna know why? Because you're gay.
"I'm gay."
"No, u."
"Ur Grandma" You think you're funny? Well, sorry, but you're not.
You're so fat, when you say the n-word, boogers come out.
Your mom was born in a dumpster, as well as you.
You: I want my mama.
Me: Soz, you can't even get one.
Dani: What's so funny?
Tess: Your face! 'Cause you're ugly!
Dani: WHY!!!!!!!
You're the reason the middle finger got created.
Yo mama is so fat, she had to snap his finger twice.