Insult jokes
You are so ugly my man died.
"Baka Johnny, fat baka."
Yo mama's ass is mad crusty.
Yo mama so fat, Trump used her like a wall.
I will mummyfry you!
Conor MacGregor to Poirier: "Your wife is your husband!"
(After the fight, or should I say after the fracture.)
Poirier: Really, bitch?
"Get a life, dum dums!"
Says the fucking moron.
Ur mom gay dab.
Hey, do you know who Dragon248 is? No, who is he? He's dragging these balls off your face.
My brother said, "Bruh, why you so ugly plus why do you stink?" Me: "Is that supposed to be a roast? I got one for you. Why do you look like you came out the wrong side of your mother? Instead of her stomach, you came out of her butt. That's why you were born with brown spots on your head. That's her poop, you stupid fuckface." My friends: "Ouch that's gotta hurt."
When my friend says I suck at something, I'm like, "U swallow."
When I try to roast someone; Boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii you stink!
Ur mom, ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
I have no friends :'(
FUCK OFF GULLER!
You're so ugly your mom said, "I want an abortion."
You suck!
Your mum so fat she's diabetic... LOL
If you're bored, hump Danny and fuck him. What is he, goons do fuck rock?
"Kill yourself."
"Kill me yourself, pussy."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yo mama!