Insult jokes
"COVERBITCH, your worthless."
Yo mama joke.
Your mama's like a cardboard box: open to the public and easy to nail.
What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?
A quarter pounder with cheese.
Where's your off button?
You calling me gay, but the pole is straighter than you.
Boy, your momma so ugly she’s denied from the homeless parties in the dumpster.
Quiet kid, your momma so funny she made a joke pop out her a*s.
Yo mama is so ugly that not even the Socs wanted to jump her.
Yo mama so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
What operating system do Indian scammers use?
"Window licker XP."
1. If being ugly was a crime, you would have a life sentence.
2. My phone battery lasts longer than your friendships.
3. There is a tree out there giving you oxygen, and you owe that tree an apology.
4. I don’t hate you, but I gotta unplug your life support to charge my phone.
5. When I saw your dad on the sidewalk, I didn’t laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
6. If I had powers, I would make you the dumbest person alive, but it seems life already beat me to the punch.
7. If karma ever comes to punch ya in the face, I wanna be there to help it.
8. If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I’d be broke.
9. You are more disappointing than a cake without frosting.
10. Were you born on a highway, 'cause that’s where most accidents happen?
11. Wow, that hurts, now I know how it felt when your mom said that to ya.
12. You're the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo, and you may as well be the reason why the middle finger was invented.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. When I'm taking out the trash, I remember you.
Yo momma so ugly, your grandma wanted to name her Abomination, but the registries agent changed it.
Your mum is a baby, huh? Not a little baby!
I would roast you but burning trash is bad for the environment.
You (DYM 23).
You smell like you farted. FARTED harted HARTED. A B honor rolls, all F's, you retarded. OHHHHHHHH!
What does a hear-moo say? "Fat cow!"
Where are you right now?
Looking at a fake joke? You are a waste of time and space.
Yo' mama is so ugly, she makes onions cry.