Insult jokes

Baka!

"Joe momma" is called that because it means "you're a mistake."

Yo mama so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest, they said she wasn’t allowed because no professionals were allowed.

You are adopted.

No cap. No one loves you.

Bye.

School sucks, just like you, get roasted nerds.

Roses are red, I am very cool, You, on the other hand, Need to drown yourself in a pool.

Yo mama's ass is mad crusty!

Your nan's gay.

"Zre, um, be careful when using a gun, okay? And meh not fat, boy."

I told my therapist you are too fat and ugly to date grown men. Then she asked me, "You wanna give a judgemental reaction about that?" I said, "Okay, you smell rat pee on somebody's cock."

"Little John, she is fat." How? He said, "Like a pig."

What's the difference between you and your mom?

I slept with your mom.

Here's a joke... you.

I can see your cameltoe, you nasty thot!

Yo momma is like a penny...

Two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants!

What did the triangle say to the circle?

"You're pointless!"

Imagine calling a dragon "fucking dewi."

Just to an orphan.

Orphan: You're stupid.

You: You're so ugly, it's the reason your parents are dead.

What do you call a gay cactus?

A "prick."

You are fat.