Insult jokes
Ur mum—oh wait, you don't have that.
Paki curry is shit.
My bully: Your face is ugly.
Me: Yeah well your mom is so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.
My bully: :(
When you cream pie a tardy hottie, it’s called a loaded potato. 🥴🦴💨🥔
Were you born on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen.
I bet you're a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, btw your roasts are not fucking funny, they're bullshit like your face and your hairline.
What animal gets easily offended? The chicken; they always get roasted.
Here's a joke... you.
My sister keeps cursing... so I made fun of her... "fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk", fowl language is for chickens!
A brother and a sister always kept fighting. One day the brother said, "You're adopted!"
Then the sister replies, "At least they wanted me!"
The brother yells back, "Well, at first, when they didn't know you'd turn out like this."
Your mom.
Your mum's foreheads.
Your momma is so hairy that when you were born, you got rug burn.
You are the joke.
Your face was so ugly, you got adopted by a poop!
“If you're a dwarf and you're offended by that, grow up.”
What is a chode?
What did the salt say to the vinegar during the sweet and sour dynasty?
"STUPID VINIGGER!"
Up your pp with a piece of crap!
What's the difference between your mom and a laundromat washer?
The washer doesn't take loads for free.