Insult jokes

Take it in the ear day? More like take it in the rear day.

Ur fat.

You're so fat that when you got on the scales, they said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"

Roses are red, colors are blue, if I was you, I'd look like you.

George, when I saw your face, I had to shoot you with a Nerf gun. If you died, wimp.

Yo mama so poop and peepee and sucks on dick.

You smell like you farted. FARTED harted HARTED. A B honor rolls, all F's, you retarded. OHHHHHHHH!

Cooper, your mum gay, lol.

Why are the jokes fat? Because you made it.

I said to my wife that she's so ugly that she threw a boomerang and it never came back.

You wanna hear a joke?

You.

Yo mama so fat, COW!

I fucked your girl.

If BLESSEDBRIAN were any more inbred, he’d be a SANDWICH.

"Yo mama's so fat that when she farts, Al Gore accuses her of global warming."

Roses are red, Violets are ugly.

Violet thought she was ugly until she saw you!

Just to an orphan.

Orphan: You're stupid.

You: You're so ugly, it's the reason your parents are dead.

10 dicks up your mom's ass!

I can see your cameltoe, you nasty thot!

Here's a joke... you.