Insult jokes
You don't have a forehead, you have a fivehead.
You don't have dreams, you have movies.
Your head looks like a joke.
What’s the difference between me and Glow In The Dark Intelligent Putty? The putty’s intelligent!
Yo momma is so ugly, she made my Happy Meal cry.
"Float like a cracker, sting like a beaner!"
You’re looking pretty rough this evening. You look like if sweatpants were a person.
Yo mama's so ugly, she could make an onion cry.
You're so bald, I can see what's on your mind.
You got a pig head!
Your mum is so ugly, she tried to join an ugly competition. They said, "Sorry, no professionals."
My girlfriend called me a cocksucker, but hey, 20 dollars is 20 dollars.
Your hairline jokes are so bad that they make me want to rip all my hair out.
Ur mum—oh wait, you don't have that.
Hey, that's the thing my grandpa has. They say that to treat it, I should call him a bitch!
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Your mum's so fat, she broke Britain too!
Roses are red, violets are blue, I took a poo, and it smelt like you.
What did the salt say to the vinegar during the sweet and sour dynasty?
"STUPID VINIGGER!"
Blood is red.
Bruises are blue. I forget the rest... um, I hate you...?
If someone is bullying you for being fat, remember, you're the bigger person, a MUCH bigger person.
"I'm gay."
"No, u."