Insult jokes
Three people having sex is a threesome; two people is a twosome. So next time someone calls you "handsome," don't take it as a compliment.
Orphan: I fucked your mom.
Kid: At least mine survived from it.
Yo momma is so ugly, when she tried to join the ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
You smell like you farted hard. A, B, Honor Roll, all F’s, you retarded!
What do you call a duck with no head?
Your mom gay.
Who the f**k disliked my "yo mama" jokes? Comment now, b*tch!
Yo mama has such a big forehead, she is the CEO of foreheads!
Your forehead is so big you can jump without getting hurt.
What do you call a fat bitch that eats cum from used condoms? Your mom!
Take it in the ear day? More like take it in the rear day.
George, when I saw your face, I had to shoot you with a Nerf gun. If you died, wimp.
You're so fat that when you got on the scales, they said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
Roses are red, colors are blue, if I was you, I'd look like you.
Why are the jokes fat? Because you made it.
Yo mama so poop and peepee and sucks on dick.
You smell like you farted. FARTED harted HARTED. A B honor rolls, all F's, you retarded. OHHHHHHHH!
Cooper, your mum gay, lol.
I said to my wife that she's so ugly that she threw a boomerang and it never came back.
Ur fat.
You wanna hear a joke?
You.