Insult jokes
My cousin called me ugly.
Well, I'm pretty sure 90% of her looks could be wiped away with a Kleenex.
Omg wassup dude, why does your hair look just like a young Whoopi Goldberg from "The Color Purple?" Them damn stanky looking corn bread rows on your head; you look like a damn cheetah pet. Che che che cheetah, they available at Wal-Mart, Dollar Tree, Target, and Kroger.
Do you know your E?
You're E tarded.
Yo momma so dumb, the doctor wanted to give her a blood transfusion but she said no because she thought it would turn her trans.
Are you a dog because you're a fucking bitch?
Roses are red, violets are blue, You'll suck my dick 'cause I'm stronger than you.
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to the ugly club, they said, "Sorry, professionals only!"
Yo momma!
Your hairline is so bad that the queen died when looking at it!
Ur mom gay, lol.
Your mum is so ugly she made Paul Walker run.
We were discussing cows in a lesson. I asked my teacher why she was one.
By day I like girls, by night I like boys, but you, I wouldn’t like you at dusk or dawn.
Brother: Your nuts!
Sister: What do you mean? You're the one that has the nuts!
Peter: *curses*
Sam: Wow, do you kiss your mom with that mouth?
Peter: Jokes on you, I don't have a mom.
Tony: *having a heart attack* AFSJDHFKJJD Peter, we talked about this!!!
An orphan walks on a path asking for his mum. Soon he remembers he doesn't have a mum.
(Also, I had sex with ur mum. She was screaming "daddy~")
Yo mama is so ugly, she scared the sh*t out of the toilet.
Your mum lol teehee!
What was the last thing going through the 9/11 victims' minds?
They don't say "shit for brains" for nothing. 🤣🤣
Your mom gay.