Insult jokes

You smell like you farted. FARTED harted HARTED. A B honor rolls, all F's, you retarded. OHHHHHHHH!

Cooper, your mum gay, lol.

Take it in the ear day? More like take it in the rear day.

Ur fat.

I said to my wife that she's so ugly that she threw a boomerang and it never came back.

You wanna hear a joke?

You.

I fucked your girl.

Yo mama so fat, COW!

Your hairline is so big, not even a black hole can eat it!

Yo mama is so fat that when she jumps, the earth was shaking!

Yo mama is so fat that when I was printing a picture of her last year, it's still printing.

Sike, I lied, your mom is a guy!

Baka!

"Joe momma" is called that because it means "you're a mistake."

Yo mama is so fat, the country of Russia isn't big enough to house her!

I told my therapist you are too fat and ugly to date grown men. Then she asked me, "You wanna give a judgemental reaction about that?" I said, "Okay, you smell rat pee on somebody's cock."

You're so bald, I can see what's on your mind.

You want an insult? Right, look at the mirror.

I'm going to destroy your momma's [vulgar term] just like I destroyed that Tastykake.

Suck my balls!