Insult jokes
Your mama.
My girlfriend called me a pedophile... That's a big word for a 1st grader.
This boy said, "Get your hairline straight." I said, "Girls don't have a hairline. How about you go to the barber shop and let your barber do your hair 10 times worse than he did the first time."
Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born pretty, what happened to you?
The depressed kid getting bullied.
The bully: "You are useless."
The depressed kid: "I know."
Tyler is ugly.
If you are called Tyler, change your name.
Cooper, your mum gay, lol.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You a dumb a** b*tch, We all know it's true.
You're pretty, pretty dumb.
Yo mama is so poor, I saw her kicking a can and I asked her what she was doing and she said moving.
Your forehead goes back to when Burger King was Burger Prince.
Ur mom fat lol.
Roses are red, violets are blue, when I saw you I thought you can mix too.
Yo mama's so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter.
I would take out the trash, but my mom said you weren't ready!!! XD
I can see your cameltoe, you nasty thot!
Roses are red, violets are blue.
My heart is dead because of you.
Actually, not because of you... because of your face.
You're so ugly that even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.
Yo momma is so ugly, she made my Happy Meal cry.
Your mum's foreheads.