Insult jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue, You'll suck my dick 'cause I'm stronger than you.
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to the ugly club, they said, "Sorry, professionals only!"
Your hairline is so bad that the queen died when looking at it!
Your mum is so ugly she made Paul Walker run.
Yo mama is so ugly, she scared the sh*t out of the toilet.
By day I like girls, by night I like boys, but you, I wouldn’t like you at dusk or dawn.
An orphan walks on a path asking for his mum. Soon he remembers he doesn't have a mum.
(Also, I had sex with ur mum. She was screaming "daddy~")
Peter: *curses*
Sam: Wow, do you kiss your mom with that mouth?
Peter: Jokes on you, I don't have a mom.
Tony: *having a heart attack* AFSJDHFKJJD Peter, we talked about this!!!
Brother: Your nuts!
Sister: What do you mean? You're the one that has the nuts!
What was the last thing going through the 9/11 victims' minds?
They don't say "shit for brains" for nothing. 🤣🤣
Your mom gay.
Three people having sex is a threesome; two people is a twosome. So next time someone calls you "handsome," don't take it as a compliment.
Orphan: I fucked your mom.
Kid: At least mine survived from it.
Yo momma is so ugly, when she tried to join the ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
You smell like you farted hard. A, B, Honor Roll, all F’s, you retarded!
What do you call a duck with no head?
Your mom gay.
Your forehead is so big you can jump without getting hurt.
Who the f**k disliked my "yo mama" jokes? Comment now, b*tch!
Yo mama has such a big forehead, she is the CEO of foreheads!
What do you call a fat bitch that eats cum from used condoms? Your mom!