Insult jokes
"Joe momma" is called that because it means "you're a mistake."
Suck my balls!
Yo mama so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest, they said she wasn’t allowed because no professionals were allowed.
Sike, I lied, your mom is a guy!
Yo mama is so fat that when she jumps, the earth was shaking!
Memes
When some1 talks shit about you, simply say, "I'm surprised that your teeth aren't brown from all the shit talking you do"
Your hairline is so big, not even a black hole can eat it!
Yo mama is so fat that when I was printing a picture of her last year, it's still printing.
Yo mama is so fat, the country of Russia isn't big enough to house her!
Person 1: Somebody farted.
Person 2: No, all I can smell is your breath.
If you're an orphan, it must be pretty hard taking "your mom" jokes.
Your hairline goes so far back that even Gavin, who looks like a monkey, can't see it!
Roses are red, I am very cool, You, on the other hand, Need to drown yourself in a pool.
Yo mama's ass is mad crusty!
"Zre, um, be careful when using a gun, okay? And meh not fat, boy."
Your nan's gay.
I told my therapist you are too fat and ugly to date grown men. Then she asked me, "You wanna give a judgemental reaction about that?" I said, "Okay, you smell rat pee on somebody's cock."
"Little John, she is fat." How? He said, "Like a pig."
Just to an orphan.
Orphan: You're stupid.
You: You're so ugly, it's the reason your parents are dead.
Imagine calling a dragon "fucking dewi."
What's the difference between you and your mom?
I slept with your mom.