Insult jokes
I'm going to destroy your momma's [vulgar term] just like I destroyed that Tastykake.
You are fat.
You want an insult? Right, look at the mirror.
You're so bald, I can see what's on your mind.
Suck my balls!
Memes
When some1 talks shit about you, simply say, "I'm surprised that your teeth aren't brown from all the shit talking you do"
School sucks, just like you, get roasted nerds.
You are adopted.
No cap. No one loves you.
Bye.
Sike, I lied, your mom is a guy!
Baka!
Roses are red, I am very cool, You, on the other hand, Need to drown yourself in a pool.
Yo mama's ass is mad crusty!
Your nan's gay.
"Zre, um, be careful when using a gun, okay? And meh not fat, boy."
"Little John, she is fat." How? He said, "Like a pig."
I told my therapist you are too fat and ugly to date grown men. Then she asked me, "You wanna give a judgemental reaction about that?" I said, "Okay, you smell rat pee on somebody's cock."
What's the difference between you and your mom?
I slept with your mom.
What did the triangle say to the circle?
"You're pointless!"
Just to an orphan.
Orphan: You're stupid.
You: You're so ugly, it's the reason your parents are dead.
Yo momma is like a penny...
Two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants!
Imagine calling a dragon "fucking dewi."