Insult jokes
Yo mama is so fat, the country of Russia isn't big enough to house her!
Your hairline is so big, not even a black hole can eat it!
Person 1: Somebody farted.
Person 2: No, all I can smell is your breath.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I forgot you are homo.
Yo mama so gay that she made left and right turn straight.
Memes
Me arguing with the stupid idiots
Your mama so chubby, people call her fat.
I'm going to destroy your momma's [vulgar term] just like I destroyed that Tastykake.
It would be a miracle if someone figured out the length of your hairline.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I took a poo, and it smelt like you.
"Yo mama's so fat that when she farts, Al Gore accuses her of global warming."
That is so bad, just like you.
If BLESSEDBRIAN were any more inbred, he’d be a SANDWICH.
Roses are red, Violets are ugly.
Violet thought she was ugly until she saw you!
My arse hole hurts like no joke, man. I just had to tell that your heads a peanut, you fucking nonce, kid, you fat fuck sack, your mum you dirty cow!
Nick sucks dick.
Yo mama’s official weight (in tonnes)
99593927273949592827385959599282738595939282759593827395828192948472937593817294728275957292739584728459398284854982835884838285849292857483838385838294958483823884958383947391959593817495827394858272959573939488492949595837829374758483848497483919396849294858203957293858930375938475937393949292949848215722935375838283848382883839393949583929459939294949493928174759284759927495910305838385848292958293959.
Your dick is as flat as your grandma's heart rate.
You're gay if you see this.
Yo mama soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 1 hour later ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
"Ur mum gay..."
Sorry wrong person.