Insult jokes
Roses are red, Violets are ugly.
Violet thought she was ugly until she saw you!
Roses are red, violets are blue. I forgot you are homo.
That is so bad, just like you.
Yo mama so gay that she made left and right turn straight.
Your mama so chubby, people call her fat.
Memes
Roses are red, violets are blue, I took a poo, and it smelt like you.
I'm going to destroy your momma's [vulgar term] just like I destroyed that Tastykake.
You're so bald, I can see what's on your mind.
You want an insult? Right, look at the mirror.
Suck my balls!
Yo mama is so fat, the country of Russia isn't big enough to house her!
Yo mama is so fat that when I was printing a picture of her last year, it's still printing.
Your hairline is so big, not even a black hole can eat it!
Yo mama is so fat that when she jumps, the earth was shaking!
Person 1: Somebody farted.
Person 2: No, all I can smell is your breath.
If you're an orphan, it must be pretty hard taking "your mom" jokes.
Your hairline goes so far back that even Gavin, who looks like a monkey, can't see it!
You a cunt.
10 dicks up your mom's ass!
Sike, I lied, your mom is a guy!