Insult jokes
Your mamma's so stinky that perfume leaks where she puts it on.
You're a bish, and you are too!
I'm not gay, dick.
Where are you right now?
Looking at a fake joke? You are a waste of time and space.
Your mama is so ugly, her reflection ran away!
Your mama's breath smells so bad, people can't wait for her to fart.
Trump keeps calling people "nasty", "failing", and "disgusting".
Doesn't he own a mirror?
Yo momma so ugly, she got a job ringing the bells at Notre Dame.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Your.
Your who?
Your hoochie coochie stinks.
So my ex, who wouldn't leave me alone because she thought I was the best person in the world even though Will has a better haircut than me, but anyway, when we broke up she said I was the worst person she ever met, and I told her she looks like a cross between a beaver and a mole rat.
Then I told her she has the Wendy's logo haircut and then some other things I'm not gonna say. 2 years of bullshit, I was done.
Anyways, she cried lol.
"Ur Mater."
Kill yourself, hoes!
Ur mom.
Me and your mom in the bed.
A girl said she liked dogs. I called her a bitch.
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You smell like you farted FARTED harded HARDED A B Honor Roll. All Fs, you r*tarded. OHHHH!
Yo forehead is so freaking big, but not bigger than my BBC. 😏
Me: Hey you trashy pig woman, go in the toilet or lay on the grass where you belong.
Trashy pig woman: Why?
Me: Because you smell like fart and you're pretty much just a turd with lips.
What do you say to someone's mom?
"You mom gay."
I met a lovely girl at a friend's house party, so I went and introduced myself by saying I'm Noah, what's yours?
She turned around angrily and offended and said, "I identify as a hockey puck, didn't you see the sign?"
To which I replied, "Bitch, that says hickey puck. If you identify as a hockey puck, then let me hit you!"