Insult jokes
Time for double joke Tuesday.
What is a bird's favorite letter?
A C gull.
So I won a round of CSGO with my team, then on VC, some kid trash talked me.
Kid: You're a dick, you know!
Me: And you're a pussy, you know?
Poopy face, poopy face, poopy poopy poopy face!
Your hairline so back it caused 9/11.
Why does Lincoln like Ronnie Anne?
She is the only one that calls me "lamo."
You people who look at this sight, shame on you, fucking idiots!
Your mom said I was ugly. I told her she couldn’t see her belly button because she was so fat. She said, “I thought I was the only one without one!”
Looks like the gene pool in your family is about three inches deep.
Girlfriend: Babe, what do you think of our love?
Me: Look at the stars in the sky.
Girlfriend: Aww... it’s infinity, right?
Me: No, it’s a waste of time.
Girlfriend: I’m breaking up with you.
Me: Whatever, when I take out the trash, I think of you.
"I think my baby is so similar to me!"
"True, but the most important thing is that he is healthy!"
What do Donald Trump and a dick have in common?
Liberals can't keep either one out of their mouths.
Do you want to hear a joke?
You.
"Little John, she is fat." How? He said, "Like a pig."
I bet you're a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, btw your roasts are not fucking funny, they're bullshit like your face and your hairline.
Yo mama’s official weight (in tonnes)
99593927273949592827385959599282738595939282759593827395828192948472937593817294728275957292739584728459398284854982835884838285849292857483838385838294958483823884958383947391959593817495827394858272959573939488492949595837829374758483848497483919396849294858203957293858930375938475937393949292949848215722935375838283848382883839393949583929459939294949493928174759284759927495910305838385848292958293959.
If your dad said, "Take out the trash," he means to take you out.
Why shouldn't you make fun of burn victims?
Because they've already been roasted!
Your mom is like a penny: two-faced, flat, and always in someone's pants.
You look like a 2 year old drawing that came alive.
Who the f**k disliked my "yo mama" jokes? Comment now, b*tch!
Me: Are you an alien?
Friend: No.
Me: Yeah, because you're too ugly to be one.