Insult jokes
Ur mum homo.
Your mom... OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Biggest chungus to the rescue, fat bitches!
Your life.
What do you call a burnt retard?
Tomato
Huh what you say?
Come fight me, suck a dick.
I fucked your mum last night, that she was salty.
Yo mamma sucks!
Roses are red, violets are blue, at the end of the day, you're gay.
You are so ugly when you gave birth to your baby, you gave it carpet burn.
Yo mama so stupid, you could not even be born because of her idioticness.
Yo mama is so ugly that even Donald Trump couldn't be inside her dreams.
Yo mama's ass is maddddd crusty!
There are 10 million million million million million million million million particles in da universe that we can observe.
Yo mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.
Normal people have a four-head, but bro... you got a fourteen-head.
1. Your brother says... “you look ugly.” You say back... “Nice, I was trying to look like you.”
2. You're so dumb, I'm surprised you even made it to kindergarten.
3. The ugly vowels: A, E, I, O, and YOU.
What is a chode?
Boy: Your dick is so small, oh wait, you don't have one.
Older boy: UNO reverse card!
Bully: Your fat.
Me: Fat is something to fix, but your face isn't.
Y u gey, bruh?