Insult jokes
What do you call someone who hates rape jokes? An ugly feminist that couldn't get a cock in her mouth.
"Get a life, dum dums!"
Says the fucking moron.
My cousin said being gay was such a pain in the ass and I asked him why and I said, "Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, I get made fun of." and I said, "Why? Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, turd." Then I said, "Wow, at least I'm not the one with real pains in my ass, bro."
Your hairline is so long The Rock complimented it!
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
God made me pretty, what happened to you?
Your forehead's so big that it has its own gravitational pull.
You're so ugly that you make Caitlyn Jenner cry.
Bully: My d*ck is longer than your password.
Me: Sorry mate, it's so short, get a longer one! 🤣
I know what you did with your mom last night, the orphan. Nah, jit trippin', you thought I had one?
You are so dumb.
Your mom is just like Rapunzel, but instead of letting down her hair, she lets everyone down! OHHHHH!
Yo mama is so old, I told her to act her age, and she died.
"There is no way you can fit in there."
"Says who?"
"Your mom."
"When?"
"Last night."
"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-"
On one hand he was fantastic and the other a spastic. You could say he was a fantastic spastic.
Q. Why aren't midget jokes funny?
A. They always seem to punch down.
At the restaurant, the waitress starts flirting with me. "She must have COVID," my wife said. "Why?" I asked. "'Cause she clearly has no taste." She responded.
What did the racist CoD player say to yo mama?
132.513.531.332
Yo mama so ugly, when she entered the scare factory, she came out with a job application.
Just 'cause I’m gay doesn’t mean I want you. I’m shocked anyone would.
You're so ugly, even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than you!