Insult jokes
Bully: Agh, you're ugly!
Me: Said your mom when you were born.
If someone called you ugly, say before you call me ugly, look in a mirror.
Ur mum gay.
Yo mama so fricking ugly, she made humans to extinct.
Why are you gay?
Tell me a joke.
OK, your face.
You
You
You're the cow.
"Ur Grandma" You think you're funny? Well, sorry, but you're not.
Hey, guy, you suck! Why do I suck? Because you're the one that's sucking juice out of a straw.
Your hairline is so ugly, like your mum.
Yo, you have the biggest Oliver brain, which means you are the dumbest boy ever.
Bro, you can't be talking. You built like Barney the dinosaur. Barney is a dinosaur with dinosaur sensation.
Yo mama!
Your mom.
Why does shit come out your asshole? Cause fuck you, that's why.
Lol, dick, I'm the dick and duck.
Ya mums, ya dad.
Your name is baller cuz ur in my mom's baller.
I'm having sex with your mother. That makes me better than you.
I'm having sex with your mother. That makes me better than you.
*guitar solo*
Yo, your hairline is so small that you're bald.