Insult jokes

You are so ugly when you gave birth to your baby, you gave it carpet burn.

Yo mama so stupid, you could not even be born because of her idioticness.

I fucked your mum last night, that she was salty.

Huh what you say?

Come fight me, suck a dick.

Normal people have a four-head, but bro... you got a fourteen-head.

There are 10 million million million million million million million million particles in da universe that we can observe.

Yo mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.

Yo mama's ass is maddddd crusty!

1. Your brother says... “you look ugly.” You say back... “Nice, I was trying to look like you.”

2. You're so dumb, I'm surprised you even made it to kindergarten.

3. The ugly vowels: A, E, I, O, and YOU.

What is a chode?

Yo mama is so ugly that even Donald Trump couldn't be inside her dreams.

Bully: Your fat.

Me: Fat is something to fix, but your face isn't.

Boy: Your dick is so small, oh wait, you don't have one.

Older boy: UNO reverse card!

Y u gey, bruh?

Yo mama is so ugly, even the ugliest person in the world looked like a sword standing next to her.

Roses are red, violets are blue, at the end of the day, you're gay.

Poopy face, poopy face, poopy poopy poopy face!

What did the boy say to the girl? "Damn! You pissy, stank!"

What is dumb, yo mama, you dumb stupid idiot?

I'm so smart, wanna know why? Because you're gay.

Your mama.