Yo mama!
Insult Jokes
Your mom.
Why does shit come out your asshole? Cause fuck you, that's why.
Lol, dick, I'm the dick and duck.
Ya mums, ya dad.
"Get a life, dum dums!"
Says the fucking moron.
Yo mama's ass is mad crusty.
"Baka Johnny, fat baka."
You are so ugly my man died.
Yo, your hairline is so small that you're bald.
Your name is baller cuz ur in my mom's baller.
Conor MacGregor to Poirier: "Your wife is your husband!"
(After the fight, or should I say after the fracture.)
Poirier: Really, bitch?
I'm having sex with your mother. That makes me better than you.
I'm having sex with your mother. That makes me better than you.
*guitar solo*
I will mummyfry you!
Yo mama so fat, Trump used her like a wall.
Ur mom gay dab.
My brother said, "Bruh, why you so ugly plus why do you stink?" Me: "Is that supposed to be a roast? I got one for you. Why do you look like you came out the wrong side of your mother? Instead of her stomach, you came out of her butt. That's why you were born with brown spots on your head. That's her poop, you stupid fuckface." My friends: "Ouch that's gotta hurt."
When my friend says I suck at something, I'm like, "U swallow."
FUCK OFF GULLER!
When I try to roast someone; Boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii you stink!
