Insult jokes

Yo mama so fricking ugly, she made humans to extinct.

Why are you gay?

Tell me a joke.

OK, your face.

Yo, you have the biggest Oliver brain, which means you are the dumbest boy ever.

Hey, do you know who Dragon248 is? No, who is he? He's dragging these balls off your face.

Yo mama!

Your mom.

Why does shit come out your asshole? Cause fuck you, that's why.

Lol, dick, I'm the dick and duck.

Ya mums, ya dad.

"Get a life, dum dums!"

Says the fucking moron.

Yo mama's ass is mad crusty.

"Baka Johnny, fat baka."

You are so ugly my man died.

Yo, your hairline is so small that you're bald.

Your name is baller cuz ur in my mom's baller.

Conor MacGregor to Poirier: "Your wife is your husband!"

(After the fight, or should I say after the fracture.)

Poirier: Really, bitch?

I'm having sex with your mother. That makes me better than you.

I'm having sex with your mother. That makes me better than you.

*guitar solo*

I will mummyfry you!

Yo mama so fat, Trump used her like a wall.