Insult jokes
What do you say to someone's mom?
"You mom gay."
Me: Hey you trashy pig woman, go in the toilet or lay on the grass where you belong.
Trashy pig woman: Why?
Me: Because you smell like fart and you're pretty much just a turd with lips.
A girl said she liked dogs. I called her a bitch.
WATERSHARKY DISS TRACK - by Firesharky
You smell like you farted FARTED harded HARDED A B Honor Roll. All Fs, you r*tarded. OHHHH!
Me and your mom in the bed.
Yo forehead is so freaking big, but not bigger than my BBC. 😏
I met a lovely girl at a friend's house party, so I went and introduced myself by saying I'm Noah, what's yours?
She turned around angrily and offended and said, "I identify as a hockey puck, didn't you see the sign?"
To which I replied, "Bitch, that says hickey puck. If you identify as a hockey puck, then let me hit you!"
Your mom's asshole.
My life, your life, and your sister is a slut.
What do you call someone with a small dick... whoever is reading this 😉
Ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian.
Your mom is fat.
Oooo, roasted!
"Your mom gay.exe" has started working.
Your face and your life.
"Puta, banana in your ear!"
Your nana gay, just like you, and you're made of atoms, nerd.
Ur mum geiy 69 dinner 42 es dee get rekt kid 360 quikskope biatch!
You lot are sick sons of bitches!
Time for double joke Tuesday.
What is a bird's favorite letter?
A C gull.
So I won a round of CSGO with my team, then on VC, some kid trash talked me.
Kid: You're a dick, you know!
Me: And you're a pussy, you know?
"Where are you? I need to throw you out because Mum said to take out the trash."