Insult jokes

I'm so smart, wanna know why? Because you're gay.

Your mama.

"I'm gay."

"No, u."

Hey, guy, you suck! Why do I suck? Because you're the one that's sucking juice out of a straw.

Your hairline is so ugly, like your mum.

You: I want my mama.

Me: Soz, you can't even get one.

You're so fat, when you say the n-word, boogers come out.

"Ur Grandma" You think you're funny? Well, sorry, but you're not.

Your mom was born in a dumpster, as well as you.

You

You

You're the cow.

Yo mama is so fat, she had to snap his finger twice.

Dani: What's so funny?

Tess: Your face! 'Cause you're ugly!

Dani: WHY!!!!!!!

You're the reason the middle finger got created.

Your hairline!

Why are you gay?

Yo mama so fricking ugly, she made humans to extinct.

If someone called you ugly, say before you call me ugly, look in a mirror.

Bully: Agh, you're ugly!

Me: Said your mom when you were born.

Ur mum gay.

Tell me a joke.

OK, your face.