Insult jokes
What do you call a retarded duck?
Fuck duck and lick my balls.
I sucked your mom's anus.
Ur mum homo.
Your mom... OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Your life.
Memes
Biggest chungus to the rescue, fat bitches!
How old is uuuuuurrrr mom?
Five.
Cringe.... I know that was a crap joke... not even a joke.
What do you call a burnt retard?
Tomato
Yo mamma sucks!
There are 10 million million million million million million million million particles in da universe that we can observe.
Yo mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.
Yo mama's ass is maddddd crusty!
Yo mama so stupid, you could not even be born because of her idioticness.
You are so ugly when you gave birth to your baby, you gave it carpet burn.
Roses are red, violets are blue, at the end of the day, you're gay.
Bully: Your fat.
Me: Fat is something to fix, but your face isn't.
1. Your brother says... “you look ugly.” You say back... “Nice, I was trying to look like you.”
2. You're so dumb, I'm surprised you even made it to kindergarten.
3. The ugly vowels: A, E, I, O, and YOU.
Huh what you say?
Come fight me, suck a dick.
Normal people have a four-head, but bro... you got a fourteen-head.
What is a chode?
Boy: Your dick is so small, oh wait, you don't have one.
Older boy: UNO reverse card!