Insult jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue, Shrek thought he was ugly until he saw you.

Yo mama so ugly, when she tried to enter an ugly contest, they said they didn't allow professionals.

Your hairline go so far back it remember the Civil War, ugly ahh.

Mom, shut up. Me? I don't shut up, I grow up. When I look at you, I throw up.

Your forehead is so huge, you don't have dreams, you have movies. Follow me on Instagram: _zer0x3.

Yo momma so fat, I took a photo of her last year and it's still printing.

You look like a double dipped chocolate chip cliff flipped glazed charcoal slim jim Mr. clog hunch frap, no feet, 9 arms, 17 stomachs. You stepdad beat you with a wiffle ball bat. NBA Youngboy was in your bathroom spitting on you and now you got herpes on your left side cheek.

What is the difference when I have my dick in your mouth or when you have yours in mine?

Oh, I forgot, you don't got one, bitches, suck my dick.

What do you call a bitch?

You call it a female dog.

F*ck you.

I thought God didn't make mistakes, but then I saw your face.

din mamma

Yo mama's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.

Your mum is so old that when I told her to act her age, she died.

My doctor called me fat. I told him I wanted a second opinion and he said, "OK, you're ugly too."

You calling me gay, but the pole is straighter than you.

Joe Mama!

Your forehead's so big, when you were being born, the doctors thought you had no face.

You suck.

Bully: Oh, look at your shoes, look at your pants, look at your shirt, ay, ay, ay.

Me: Ding, ding, sing, oh, did you hear that? It's the elevator 'cause you're not on my level.

Bully: u_u ......

Crowd: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh