Insult jokes

Your mom.

"Can I throw you away? You look like my trash can. Oh, wait, you *are* my trash can."

I hope you never find out whether that pressure in your ass is a fart or a shit.

Your mom is just like Rapunzel, but instead of letting down her hair, she lets everyone down! OHHHHH!

This person ( :I ) It wasn't meant to be a joke; it was just to make space like your mother's ass in space because it's so big.

I hope you have to pull hard on a candy wrapper only for the bag to pop and have the candy fall on the floor.

Yo mama so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology.

You got a pig head!

You are so dumb.

Yo mama is so ugly, when I took a picture of her, my phone screen cracked.

"Roses are red, shut up and go to bed."

Yo momma so fat she died at 5. Her kids, f

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Hello, I am typing with the microphone, euros, hello bro and 0LXDXD bra, that’s funny, and also you are gay. Ha ha ha ha ha, get it done by eight.

What’s the difference between an erection and Edward Holland? Nothing, they're both dicks.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I tell you, you look pretty, but all you do is look like a poo.

You’re so short, I bet you don’t have to bend to tie your shoelaces.

So my ex, who wouldn't leave me alone because she thought I was the best person in the world even though Will has a better haircut than me, but anyway, when we broke up she said I was the worst person she ever met, and I told her she looks like a cross between a beaver and a mole rat.

Then I told her she has the Wendy's logo haircut and then some other things I'm not gonna say. 2 years of bullshit, I was done.

Anyways, she cried lol.

"Ur Mater."

Kill yourself, hoes!

Ur mom.