Insult jokes
You lot are sick sons of bitches!
"Where are you? I need to throw you out because Mum said to take out the trash."
Your mom should show you your real home. The trash!
If death was an option for a look, you could be the first.
Time for double joke Tuesday.
What is a bird's favorite letter?
A C gull.
So I won a round of CSGO with my team, then on VC, some kid trash talked me.
Kid: You're a dick, you know!
Me: And you're a pussy, you know?
Ur mum geiy 69 dinner 42 es dee get rekt kid 360 quikskope biatch!
Memes
Your nana gay, just like you, and you're made of atoms, nerd.
Your face and your life.
"Puta, banana in your ear!"
Ur mom gei.
What do you call a retarded duck?
Fuck duck and lick my balls.
Ur mum homo.
I sucked your mom's anus.
Your mom... OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Biggest chungus to the rescue, fat bitches!
Your life.
How old is uuuuuurrrr mom?
Five.
Cringe.... I know that was a crap joke... not even a joke.
What do you call a burnt retard?
Tomato
Your hairline is so ugly it looks worse than your mom's.
Yo mama so ugly, she went to a fat concert and they said no experts allowed! 😂
Yo mamma sucks!