Insult jokes
Yo mama so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology.
Your hairline had to "Fahrt" cuz my ass IS your hairline.
Yo mama is so ugly, when I took a picture of her, my phone screen cracked.
You're a copycat from Ballarat You smell like a rat, you wear a hat and you are shaped like a baseball bat.
Song by John Rizk
"Roses are red, shut up and go to bed."
"Hey, kid, why are you so fat?"
"Why did you insult him? That's not nice."
"It won't matter, he's deaf."
Looks dragon!
Draggin' these nuts across yo face!
This person ( :I ) It wasn't meant to be a joke; it was just to make space like your mother's ass in space because it's so big.
You got a pig head!
You are so dumb.
Your mom.
Your mom is just like Rapunzel, but instead of letting down her hair, she lets everyone down! OHHHHH!
I hope you never find out whether that pressure in your ass is a fart or a shit.
I hope you have to pull hard on a candy wrapper only for the bag to pop and have the candy fall on the floor.
What’s the difference between an erection and Edward Holland? Nothing, they're both dicks.
Yo momma so fat she died at 5. Her kids, f
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Hello, I am typing with the microphone, euros, hello bro and 0LXDXD bra, that’s funny, and also you are gay. Ha ha ha ha ha, get it done by eight.
You’re so short, I bet you don’t have to bend to tie your shoelaces.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I tell you, you look pretty, but all you do is look like a poo.
Dude, ABC, what comes next?
Kid: A big fat noob.