Insult jokes
Me: Hey you trashy pig woman, go in the toilet or lay on the grass where you belong.
Trashy pig woman: Why?
Me: Because you smell like fart and you're pretty much just a turd with lips.
What do you say to someone's mom?
"You mom gay."
I met a lovely girl at a friend's house party, so I went and introduced myself by saying I'm Noah, what's yours?
She turned around angrily and offended and said, "I identify as a hockey puck, didn't you see the sign?"
To which I replied, "Bitch, that says hickey puck. If you identify as a hockey puck, then let me hit you!"
Your mom's asshole.
My life, your life, and your sister is a slut.
"Your mom gay.exe" has started working.
What do you call someone with a small dick... whoever is reading this 😉
Ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian.
Your mom is fat.
Oooo, roasted!
You lot are sick sons of bitches!
"Where are you? I need to throw you out because Mum said to take out the trash."
Your mom should show you your real home. The trash!
If death was an option for a look, you could be the first.
Ur mum geiy 69 dinner 42 es dee get rekt kid 360 quikskope biatch!
Your nana gay, just like you, and you're made of atoms, nerd.
"Puta, banana in your ear!"
Your face and your life.
Time for double joke Tuesday.
What is a bird's favorite letter?
A C gull.
So I won a round of CSGO with my team, then on VC, some kid trash talked me.
Kid: You're a dick, you know!
Me: And you're a pussy, you know?
Ur mom gei.
What do you call a retarded duck?
Fuck duck and lick my balls.
I sucked your mom's anus.