Insult jokes
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to the ugly club, they said, "Sorry, professionals only!"
Ur mom gay, lol.
We were discussing cows in a lesson. I asked my teacher why she was one.
Yo mama is so ugly, she scared the sh*t out of the toilet.
An orphan walks on a path asking for his mum. Soon he remembers he doesn't have a mum.
(Also, I had sex with ur mum. She was screaming "daddy~")
look at me and your mom
Your mum lol teehee!
Your mom gay.
Orphan: I fucked your mom.
Kid: At least mine survived from it.
Three people having sex is a threesome; two people is a twosome. So next time someone calls you "handsome," don't take it as a compliment.
You smell like you farted hard. A, B, Honor Roll, all F’s, you retarded!
Yo momma is so ugly, when she tried to join the ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
What do you call a duck with no head?
Your mom gay.
Who the f**k disliked my "yo mama" jokes? Comment now, b*tch!
Yo mama has such a big forehead, she is the CEO of foreheads!
Your forehead is so big you can jump without getting hurt.
What do you call a fat bitch that eats cum from used condoms? Your mom!
Why are the jokes fat? Because you made it.
You're so fat that when you got on the scales, they said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
Roses are red, colors are blue, if I was you, I'd look like you.
George, when I saw your face, I had to shoot you with a Nerf gun. If you died, wimp.