Insult jokes

You smell like you farted. FARTED harted HARTED. A B honor rolls, all F's, you retarded. OHHHHHHHH!

Cooper, your mum gay, lol.

Why are the jokes fat? Because you made it.

I said to my wife that she's so ugly that she threw a boomerang and it never came back.

Ur fat.

Take it in the ear day? More like take it in the rear day.

You wanna hear a joke?

You.

Yo mama so fat, COW!

I fucked your girl.

"Yo mama's so fat that when she farts, Al Gore accuses her of global warming."

Roses are red, violets are blue, I took a poo, and it smelt like you.

"Joe momma" is called that because it means "you're a mistake."

Your hairline is so big, not even a black hole can eat it!

Yo mama is so fat that when she jumps, the earth was shaking!

Yo mama is so fat that when I was printing a picture of her last year, it's still printing.

Yo mama so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest, they said she wasn’t allowed because no professionals were allowed.

Yo mama is so fat, the country of Russia isn't big enough to house her!

Jorden Calerendiá.

I bet you are a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, by the way your roasts are not fucking funny they are bullshit like your face and your hairline.

If you're an orphan, it must be pretty hard taking "your mom" jokes.

Person 1: Somebody farted.

Person 2: No, all I can smell is your breath.