Insult jokes
What do you call a duck with no head?
Your mom gay.
Who the f**k disliked my "yo mama" jokes? Comment now, b*tch!
Yo mama has such a big forehead, she is the CEO of foreheads!
Your forehead is so big you can jump without getting hurt.
What do you call a fat bitch that eats cum from used condoms? Your mom!
Memes
You're so fat that when you got on the scales, they said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
Roses are red, colors are blue, if I was you, I'd look like you.
George, when I saw your face, I had to shoot you with a Nerf gun. If you died, wimp.
You smell like you farted. FARTED harted HARTED. A B honor rolls, all F's, you retarded. OHHHHHHHH!
Why are the jokes fat? Because you made it.
Cooper, your mum gay, lol.
I said to my wife that she's so ugly that she threw a boomerang and it never came back.
Ur fat.
Take it in the ear day? More like take it in the rear day.
You wanna hear a joke?
You.
I fucked your girl.
Yo mama so fat, COW!
It would be a miracle if someone figured out the length of your hairline.
"Yo mama's so fat that when she farts, Al Gore accuses her of global warming."
If BLESSEDBRIAN were any more inbred, he’d be a SANDWICH.