Insult jokes

"Zre, um, be careful when using a gun, okay? And meh not fat, boy."

Your nan's gay.

If you're an orphan, it must be pretty hard taking "your mom" jokes.

"Joe momma" is called that because it means "you're a mistake."

You a cunt.

Yo mama's ass is mad crusty!

Here's a joke... you.

"Little John, she is fat." How? He said, "Like a pig."

I told my therapist you are too fat and ugly to date grown men. Then she asked me, "You wanna give a judgemental reaction about that?" I said, "Okay, you smell rat pee on somebody's cock."

Just to an orphan.

Orphan: You're stupid.

You: You're so ugly, it's the reason your parents are dead.

What's the difference between you and your mom?

I slept with your mom.

Yo momma is like a penny...

Two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants!

10 dicks up your mom's ass!

What did the triangle say to the circle?

"You're pointless!"

What do you call a gay cactus?

A "prick."

I can see your cameltoe, you nasty thot!

Imagine calling a dragon "fucking dewi."

Yo mama is so fat that when she jumps, the earth was shaking!

Sike, I lied, your mom is a guy!

Yo mama is so fat that when I was printing a picture of her last year, it's still printing.