Insult jokes
Why are you gay?
The bully: You're gay.
The nerd: I am.
The bully: Yeah.
The nerd: Then what are you?
Your mom gay.
At the restaurant, the waitress starts flirting with me. "She must have COVID," my wife said. "Why?" I asked. "'Cause she clearly has no taste." She responded.
The other day my mom called me a retard.
I'm now an orphan.
Your dick is as flat as your grandma's heart rate.
Bully: Shut up, motherfucker!
Me: Well, stop talking to me and I won't have to keep fucking your mother.
What did the triangle say to the circle?
"You're pointless!"
I came home from school one day and told my cat a kid at school said I was an idiot and told me to go kick rocks, so I did, except I kicked him, not the rocks, and I called him the idiot for not moving out of the way.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought Voldemort was ugly, then I saw you.
The deaf man said to the waiter:
"Mmmm."
The waiter said, "No English."
Then the deaf man signed, "F U."
A skeleton walks into a bar and said it takes "backbone" to mess with me, and if you try to insult me, I have thick skin.
Yo mama is so hairy that she uses a lawn mower to shave.
You are short.
I saw a fat dude wearing a shirt that said "guess." I said 215kg, he didn't find it as funny.
If you are going to make fun of someone, make fun of orphans. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Double whammy.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer, it never gets old.
New teacher: "I was an orphan when I was young."
Student: "But!"
Teacher: "Is something missing?"
Student: "Your parents!"
"Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom."
Yo mama is so ugly, even the ugliest person in the world looked like a sword standing next to her.
Your forehead's so big even Barry Wood said, "Wow, that's huge!"