Insult jokes

Sike, I lied, your mom is a guy!

Your nan's gay.

Roses are red, I am very cool, You, on the other hand, Need to drown yourself in a pool.

Yo mama's ass is mad crusty!

"Zre, um, be careful when using a gun, okay? And meh not fat, boy."

"Little John, she is fat." How? He said, "Like a pig."

Just to an orphan.

Orphan: You're stupid.

You: You're so ugly, it's the reason your parents are dead.

I told my therapist you are too fat and ugly to date grown men. Then she asked me, "You wanna give a judgemental reaction about that?" I said, "Okay, you smell rat pee on somebody's cock."

Roses are red, Violets are ugly.

Violet thought she was ugly until she saw you!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I took a poo, and it smelt like you.

That is so bad, just like you.

Yo mama so gay that she made left and right turn straight.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I forgot you are homo.

Your mama so chubby, people call her fat.

What did the triangle say to the circle?

"You're pointless!"

What do you call a gay cactus?

A "prick."

Yo momma is like a penny...

Two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants!

Imagine calling a dragon "fucking dewi."

Here's a joke... you.

10 dicks up your mom's ass!