Insult jokes
You remind me of a pencil.
Why?
Because at one time, you actually made a valid point. This time, everything is pointless with you around.
Yo Mama so dumb, she needs 10 explanation bears to understand you.
Trump keeps calling people "nasty", "failing", and "disgusting".
Doesn't he own a mirror?
Yo momma so slutty, she won't even be offended by this joke.
Yo momma so dumb, she got kicked off the short bus.
look at me and your mom
Your momma so slutty, she got banned from Heavy-R.
Yo momma's an ICE agent!
The teacher was asking some of her students the meanings of words.
"Sally, can you tell me what 'beautiful' means?"
Sally: "You..."
Teacher: "Aww! How nice! But next time, say the actual definition. Now, can someone tell me what 'malicious' means?"
Andrew: "A dangerous person and/or virus."
Teacher: "Great job, Andrew! Now, what does 'fat' mean? Johnny?"
Johnny: "A pig."
Teacher: "Could you tell me the actual defini- "
Johnny: "In other words, the person who last spoke to me!"
Your mum gay, lol.
Wanna hear a joke?
Your face.
What’s another name for a cow?
You... cause you're fat.
Do you know your E?
You're E tarded.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, you're a poo.
My cousin called me ugly.
Well, I'm pretty sure 90% of her looks could be wiped away with a Kleenex.
Omg wassup dude, why does your hair look just like a young Whoopi Goldberg from "The Color Purple?" Them damn stanky looking corn bread rows on your head; you look like a damn cheetah pet. Che che che cheetah, they available at Wal-Mart, Dollar Tree, Target, and Kroger.
Ur mom gay, lol.
Your mum lol teehee!
We were discussing cows in a lesson. I asked my teacher why she was one.
Are you a dog because you're a fucking bitch?
Yo momma!