Your nan's gay.
Insult Jokes
Roses are red, I am very cool, You, on the other hand, Need to drown yourself in a pool.
Yo mama's ass is mad crusty!
"Zre, um, be careful when using a gun, okay? And meh not fat, boy."
"Little John, she is fat." How? He said, "Like a pig."
Just to an orphan.
Orphan: You're stupid.
You: You're so ugly, it's the reason your parents are dead.
I told my therapist you are too fat and ugly to date grown men. Then she asked me, "You wanna give a judgemental reaction about that?" I said, "Okay, you smell rat pee on somebody's cock."
What's the difference between you and your mom?
I slept with your mom.
If BLESSEDBRIAN were any more inbred, he’d be a SANDWICH.
Roses are red, Violets are ugly.
Violet thought she was ugly until she saw you!
Roses are red, violets are blue, I took a poo, and it smelt like you.
That is so bad, just like you.
Yo mama so gay that she made left and right turn straight.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I forgot you are homo.
Your mama so chubby, people call her fat.
What did the triangle say to the circle?
"You're pointless!"
What do you call a gay cactus?
A "prick."
Yo momma is like a penny...
Two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants!
Imagine calling a dragon "fucking dewi."
Your mom has a bone to pick with me.
