Insult jokes
Wanna hear a joke? You thick.
Spy: Hahaha.
Me: What?
Spy: Time to pick up your mother.
Me: Oh no....
Your momma so slutty, she masturbates with the Calgary Tower.
Once I saw a retard and an Alberta separatist having a conversation.
Well, actually, it was just the Alberta separatist talking to himself.
You're so ugly, even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.
look at me and your mom
Your forehead is so leaned back you can see the dinosaurs.
“In yo mama.”
You're so ugly that you made Hitler commit suicide.
Yo momma is so fat that the ground shakes a lot as she walks.
You're so full of shit that you need a colostomy bag to clean you out.
You remind me of a pencil.
Why?
Because at one time, you actually made a valid point. This time, everything is pointless with you around.
What do you and Quasimodo have in common?
You're both hideously ugly and hide in the dark.
Yo momma so slutty, she won't even be offended by this joke.
What do you get when you cross a blonde chick and a garden tool?
A dumbass hoe.
Yo Momma so slutty she uses a SpaceX rocket as a dildo.
The teacher was asking some of her students the meanings of words.
"Sally, can you tell me what 'beautiful' means?"
Sally: "You..."
Teacher: "Aww! How nice! But next time, say the actual definition. Now, can someone tell me what 'malicious' means?"
Andrew: "A dangerous person and/or virus."
Teacher: "Great job, Andrew! Now, what does 'fat' mean? Johnny?"
Johnny: "A pig."
Teacher: "Could you tell me the actual defini- "
Johnny: "In other words, the person who last spoke to me!"
Your mum gay, lol.
What’s another name for a cow?
You... cause you're fat.
Wanna hear a joke?
Your face.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, you're a poo.