Insult jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue, that joke is old, just like you.
But your mom's the best, the super M.I.L.F.
"Doin' doin' your mom, doin' doin' your mom."
Yo mama is so ugly that if she went on stage, the show would instantly say, "And that's a wrap!"
Wanna know the last words of the south tower?
"HAHA LOOK AT YOU! IMAGINE BEING HIT YOU L BOZO!"
Memes
PERIOD
Your mama's like a cardboard box: open to the public and easy to nail.
Yo mama so disgusting, she hangs toilet paper to dry after she wiped with them.
Your momma! OHHHHH!
Your mom is the biggest tosser on the planet, yeah, you heard right.
I don't have to strain myself a blood vessel and be wankin' solo anymore; she saved me a whole load of arthritis.
Your momma so slutty, she got banned from Heavy-R.
If you guys wanted to see a joke, just look in the mirror.
Siri is so ugly that she needs to go in the dumpster. She's so ugly that she needs to go in the toilet.
Yo mama is so fat that even CaseOh couldn't bang her.
What is it called when the gynecologist slanders your grandfather?
A pap smear.
Your momma is so slutty, they hired her as a condom tester.
What do you call a pig in a blanket?
My wife on a cold day.
Your d*** size...
Yo, your hairline look like a cup.
The only thing running in THIS family’s your big ass mouth! Oh, I’d better shut up, or Big Bertha’s gonna confuse my head for a burger!
Roses are red, violets are blue, a face like yours belongs in a place worse than a zoo.