"Ur Grandma" You think you're funny? Well, sorry, but you're not.
Your mom was born in a dumpster, as well as you.
You're the reason the middle finger got created.
Bully: Agh, you're ugly!
Me: Said your mom when you were born.
Your hairline!
Dani: What's so funny?
Tess: Your face! 'Cause you're ugly!
Dani: WHY!!!!!!!
Yo mama!
Why does shit come out your asshole? Cause fuck you, that's why.
Lol, dick, I'm the dick and duck.
Ya mums, ya dad.
I will mummyfry you!
Yo mama so fat, Trump used her like a wall.
I'm having sex with your mother. That makes me better than you.
I'm having sex with your mother. That makes me better than you.
*guitar solo*
Conor MacGregor to Poirier: "Your wife is your husband!"
(After the fight, or should I say after the fracture.)
Poirier: Really, bitch?
"Baka Johnny, fat baka."
"Get a life, dum dums!"
Says the fucking moron.
Yo, your hairline is so small that you're bald.
My brother said, "Bruh, why you so ugly plus why do you stink?" Me: "Is that supposed to be a roast? I got one for you. Why do you look like you came out the wrong side of your mother? Instead of her stomach, you came out of her butt. That's why you were born with brown spots on your head. That's her poop, you stupid fuckface." My friends: "Ouch that's gotta hurt."
When my friend says I suck at something, I'm like, "U swallow."
When I try to roast someone; Boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii you stink!
