Insult jokes
Your mama smells so bad that everytime she goes outside, she gets ticketed for pollution. She's so ugly that everytime she looks out a window, she gets arrested for mooning.
Even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
Your hairline is so far back my grandpa saw it before you!
“In yo mama.”
My friend told me I was so dark that I had no bright ideas.
Memes
When some1 talks shit about you, simply say, "I'm surprised that your teeth aren't brown from all the shit talking you do"
Yo mama so ugly, when she sweats, the sweat runs down the back of her head to avoid her face.
Your hairline is so back it's not even a hairline cuz you're bald. LOL
You're so ugly, even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.
Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale, the scale said: "OOOWWWWW!!!! Get off me, you overweight bucket of lard."
Hey, do you wanna hear a joke?
No, I'm already looking at one.
Orphans actually have an advantage. Nobody can call them motherless or test-tube babies in an argument.
Your forehead is so leaned back you can see the dinosaurs.
Your hairline goes so far back your dad didn't leave.
Yo momma so fat that it was hard to find the G spot and slip her one at night.
My mum told me to do the dog poo, but I couldn't find you anywhere.
Me: Are you an alien?
Friend: No.
Me: Yeah, because you're too ugly to be one.
Yo mama so fat, Donald Trump built a wall around her.
The first time I heard your voice, my foreskin fell off.
Adin, you should consider eating pencil lead, you fat cat lover, only if you're the new Adin from FF though xoxo da babby.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I pray God I'm not so ugly as you.