Insult jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue, that joke is old, just like you.

Ah, what's that on your face? Oh, I forgot, that is your ass. It's so ugly, you stupid-looking bitch!

Your mom is so fat, every time she turns around, it's her birthday.

Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.

Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(

You're so fat that people say you're the biggest bird!

Bully: Shut up, motherfucker!

Me: Well, stop talking to me and I won't have to keep fucking your mother.

I would call Slade dense, but that would be an insult to rocks.

I’d say Leo is as sharp as a marble, but that would be an insult to marbles.

I'd insult BlessedBrian, but it seems NATURE beat me to it.

Your momma! OHHHHH!

The median salary of a clown is $36,763. And yet, here you are, doing it for free.

Yo mama so fat, when she walked in front of the TV, I missed 3 episodes.

Your mum is so ugly, she tried to join an ugly competition. They said, "Sorry, no professionals."

Anybody can use this :)

Slow and steady wins the race, but it won't fix your ugly face. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

What is it called when the gynecologist slanders your grandfather?

A pap smear.

Your hairline got suspended, it's not coming back.

Rot in hell?

More like nasty-ass thot in a well.

Bro, you were born in a local 7-Eleven bathroom.

That bloke Dean's a cunt!

Someone: "I got chickens out there vibin'."

Me: "What? Oh, you mean those over-sized chickens that just show an example of you in real life?"

Someone: . . .