Insult jokes

Yo mama is so stupid, she shoved two double A batteries up her butt and said, “I’ve got the power!”

Yo mama so fat, when she bought a fur coat a whole species went extinct.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't wanna say this, but nobody cares about you.

Oh, my fat joke offended you? Which one of your chins did I hurt?

Biden: My girlfriend called me a pedophile. I said, "That's a pretty big word for a 9-year-old!"

What did the blender say to the orange juice?

"What the fuck are you, you are so fucking stupid, shut the fuck up."

What's the definition of a bastard?

Answer: A man with a 1 inch dick and a 10 inch tongue and all he wants to do is fuck!

Me: You stupid. Guy: You straight. Me: Sorry, I'm not a mirror.

If I wanted to commit suicide, I would climb up to your ego, and then jump down to your IQ.

A brother and a sister always kept fighting. One day the brother said, "You're adopted!"

Then the sister replies, "At least they wanted me!"

The brother yells back, "Well, at first, when they didn't know you'd turn out like this."

Roses are red.

Violets are blue.

I saw a monkey yesterday, and thought it was you.

Me and my little brother were playing Call Of Duty. He wasn't doing very good, so I told him so. My brother said to me, "At least I don't have to camp in order to get kills." I then responded with, "I would call you cancer, but at least cancer kills."

Yo hairline so far back, it oversaw the creation of the earth!

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Europe.

Europe who?

No, you're a poo.

I see a worm. Oh, no, it's just your hairline!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You are so ugly, Do not tell me that is really you.

Yo mama is so fat, it took Nationwide 15 years to get on her side.

Your forehead is so big we could fit the whole alphabet on there.

If your daily is a Chevy, then your mom is super heavy.

Roses are red, violets are blue.

My heart is dead because of you.

Actually, not because of you... because of your face.