Insult jokes
Bully: How is your girlfriend?
Me: I don't have one!
Bully: I know!
Me: How are your parents?
*Walks out of orphanage*
If I wanted to kill myself, I would climb up to the top of your ego and jump to your IQ.
Yo mama's so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for burgers and fries.
Your hairline and forehead must be friends, because they go way back further than the universe.
What do you call an autistic person who is a dumbass? A dumbism.
I didn't know that COVID-19 was a thing until I saw your eyebrows and your hairline social distancing.
I'm so smart, wanna know why? Because you're gay.
You are the reason double doors were invented.
Your mom.
"You look like you've lost some weight."
"Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!"
Your forehead is so big even ash couldn’t catch it.
What do you call a bitch? A dumbass, hahahahaha.
Mom! Mom! The class called me an orphan.
What is dumb, yo mama, you dumb stupid idiot?
You are the gayest.
My phone battery lasts longer than your relationships.
Your mum gay. LOL. Funny me!
You are so ugly Santa goes "ho ho ho holy sh*t."
What's sad and has no life? The person reading this.
Hey, that's the thing my grandpa has. They say that to treat it, I should call him a bitch!