Insult jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue, that joke is old, just like you.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Joe.

Joe who?

Jo Mama!

I jump off a cliff and said I hate you, dumb blond, and eagle...Then I said to my wife, "We're done, Blondie," and said to my friend, "You're a dumbhead eagle!"

"Go frick a cow!"

"I already fricked your mother."

I looked at your hairline, and when I saw you, I thought to myself of the last time I was a baby.

Your dad has a huge PP.

Have y'all ever heard of dad jokes? Y'all hairline is funnier than those.

My brother: What are you looking at?

Me: A mistake.

Your momma is so hairy that when you were born, you got rug burn.

What's the artist imagine something?

Imagine Dragons!

Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!

"Sike, I lied, your dick is dry."

I will remember my auntie's last words: "If you shoot me, your p-nis is small!"

(gun shot)

Yo mama is so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.

"Roses are red, Shut up and go to bed!"

I don't care if I got beat the first day you were born. Your momma asked for a receipt!

On one hand he was fantastic and the other a spastic. You could say he was a fantastic spastic.

Your hairline is so far back that when I wrote it on a chalkboard, it did not erase.

Your head is so small, even a fly could eat it.

What does a hear-moo say? "Fat cow!"

"Why is your head big?"

"'Cause you're a ball."