Insult jokes
Your momma! OHHHHH!
“In yo mama.”
Rot in hell?
More like nasty-ass thot in a well.
When God said, "Let there be light," He saw your mum and said, "Let there be dark."
Your mum is a baby, huh? Not a little baby!
Memes
Someone: "I got chickens out there vibin'."
Me: "What? Oh, you mean those over-sized chickens that just show an example of you in real life?"
Someone: . . .
Bro, you were born in a local 7-Eleven bathroom.
You're so ugly, that's why me and your hairline go far back.
Your hairline got suspended, it's not coming back.
That bloke Dean's a cunt!
Your hairline goes so far back your dad didn't leave.
Yo mama so ugly, when she sweats, the sweat runs down the back of her head to avoid her face.
Your hairline and your forehead must have a lot in common because they go waaaaaaaayyy back!
You're so clapped that you make Susan Boyle attractive.
1, 2, 3, A, B, C, D, and there's a D in it and there's also a 3. That's how long your D is!
Make like your hairline and scram!
Yo mama so ugly that she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
What did the gay necrophiliac say when his relationship ended?
"That rotten asshole split on me again!"
Your hairline goes so far back, we learned about it in history class.
You stink!