Insult jokes

Your forehead is so big even ash couldn’t catch it.

What do you call an idiot?

An absolute imbecile.

Timmy: Stupid motherfucker.

Jimmy: Wow, do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

Timmy: *starts crying*

Jimmy: Ah fuck, I did it again.

Your hairline is so far back that when I wrote it on a chalkboard, it did not erase.

"Why is your head big?"

"'Cause you're a ball."

What does a hear-moo say? "Fat cow!"

"Go frick a cow!"

"I already fricked your mother."

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Joe.

Joe who?

Jo Mama!

Yo momma's legs are like cottage cheese: white and chunky.

Yo momma's so dirty that when I asked what was for dinner, she sat on the table, opened her legs, and said "Crabs."

Suck on deez balls!

On one hand he was fantastic and the other a spastic. You could say he was a fantastic spastic.

I jump off a cliff and said I hate you, dumb blond, and eagle...Then I said to my wife, "We're done, Blondie," and said to my friend, "You're a dumbhead eagle!"

I looked at your hairline, and when I saw you, I thought to myself of the last time I was a baby.

Your momma is so hairy that when you were born, you got rug burn.

Your head is so small, even a fly could eat it.

Have y'all ever heard of dad jokes? Y'all hairline is funnier than those.

Your dad has a huge PP.

"Sike, I lied, your dick is dry."

"Roses are red, Shut up and go to bed!"

I don't care if I got beat the first day you were born. Your momma asked for a receipt!