Insult jokes

What is the definition of clapped?

Ur mum when I am in her bed.

din mamma

Bully: You're so short you hand-glide on a chip.

Short person: Well, at least I don’t look like a giraffe that just came out of an oven!

You want to hear a joke?

Your mom.

Your mom is so fat, every time she turns around, it's her birthday.

I have the funniest joke ever, here it is...

Your face!

What's the smallest stick in the world?

Your man's dick.

My sister said I'm stupid today, and she's the one who wrote this.

Joe Mama so fat when she stepped on the sidewalk, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

But your mom's the best, the super M.I.L.F.

What did the triangle say to the circle?

You're pointless.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Joe.

Joe who?

Jo Mama!

Roses are red, violets are blue. You belong in a zoo, but don't worry, I'll be there too. Just not in a cage, I'll be laughing at you.

Your momma! OHHHHH!

Jack is a loser and a gaybo and a trans and a fanny face.

Your mom was absolutely getting drilled by me on the living room floor last night.

"I will kill you with knife and gun, get ready, Explain Bear, stupid f***."

What do you call a pig in a blanket?

My wife on a cold day.

Yo momma so dumb, she got kicked off the short bus.

You know all these hairline jokes are good but are very rude, but your hairline is built like the Leaning Tower of Pisa.