Insult jokes

What's the smallest stick in the world?

Your man's dick.

Yo mama is so ugly that if she went on stage, the show would instantly say, "And that's a wrap!"

Wanna know the last words of the south tower?

"HAHA LOOK AT YOU! IMAGINE BEING HIT YOU L BOZO!"

Yo mama is so ugly that Kanye West went East to get away from her.

Yo mama so disgusting, she hangs toilet paper to dry after she wiped with them.

Your mama's like a cardboard box: open to the public and easy to nail.

Bully: Shut up, motherfucker!

Me: Well, stop talking to me and I won't have to keep fucking your mother.

Joe Mama so fat when she stepped on the sidewalk, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.

Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(

I would call Slade dense, but that would be an insult to rocks.

I'd insult BlessedBrian, but it seems NATURE beat me to it.

I’d say Leo is as sharp as a marble, but that would be an insult to marbles.

You're so fat that people say you're the biggest bird!

Your mom is so fat, every time she turns around, it's her birthday.

What did the triangle say to the circle?

You're pointless.

"Doin' doin' your mom, doin' doin' your mom."

Boy: I'm dead.

Girl: Is that why you're so ugly?

Boy: No, I was just born this way.

Ah, what's that on your face? Oh, I forgot, that is your ass. It's so ugly, you stupid-looking bitch!

Roses are red, violets are blue, that joke is old, just like you.

din mamma