Insult jokes
Yo mama's so ugly, she could make an onion cry.
Your hairline jokes are so bad that they make me want to rip all my hair out.
Normal people have a four-head, but bro... you got a fourteen-head.
One day, inexplicably, my talking parrot started insulting me. He called me an idiot, a fool, a jerk, stupid, and a variety of other nasty names. I warned the squawker to cease, but to no avian avail. Fed up, I finally flipped the foul-mouthed feather-brain into the freezer...but after about 15 seconds, I relented and let him out.
"I'm so sorry," he declared! "I don't know what came over me, and realize I shouldn't have said those terrible things. I hope you can forgive me, and I promise never to do it again! By the way...what did the chicken do?" 🐔😂
I would build you a monument so that you would finally come up with clever thoughts.
Ur fat.
I will mummyfry you!
What did the hamster say to the penis? "Ha, you look just like me!"
Wanna hear a joke? You thick.
Yo mama so ugly that when Hello Kitty saw her, she said, "Goodbye!"
Your hairline is so big it took your mom a map to find it.
Jaylie 😠: I don't care, what he said was so out of line!
Harvey 😁: It's funny!
Jaylie😠 : He said "Stupid, silly bitch face I raised! I should have known!" That's not funny, Harv!
Harvey 🙁: Come on Jay. Give Chris a chance?
Jaylie 🙄: Sorry but I'm a stupid, silly bitch face he raised. He should have known!
Harvey😟: That's not true!
Jaylie 😣: He even made fun of Kalierien. She is so sensitive!
Harvey 😡: SHUSH!!!!
Kalierien😡: Hi guys, how's your day?
Harvey😁: Good!
Jaylie 🤬: Mine was like living in hell!
Kalierien: 🤬SAME!!!!!
You're an apple. Now suck my dick!
Gwen, don't worry, everyone hates you, by the way! Have anything to say? Then who cares? You can't stop me.
Unknown person is going to give you a hint of who hates you...we were in a club, a meeting...btw this is you!
[Image of Gwen]
Later, Bitch!!!!!!!!
Are you a dog because you're a fucking bitch?
Your mom said I was ugly. I told her she couldn’t see her belly button because she was so fat. She said, “I thought I was the only one without one!”
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your mom gay, And so are you.
Friend: You're adopted.
Orphan: At least I was chosen!
Friend: At least I was kept.
Ask someone to call you a bitch. When they do, tell them, "Bitches do as they are told!"
Yo momma so fat that it was hard to find the G spot and slip her one at night.