Insult jokes
I was going to talk about your chin, but I wasn't sure which one to write about.
Yo mama so ugly, when she tried to enter an ugly contest, they said they didn't allow professionals.
"Your ass must be jealous of all that shit that comes out of your mouth."
Yo momma is so ugly, she made my Happy Meal cry.
Some guy called me a tool. So I got hammered and nailed his girlfriend. Guess he was right.
Your forehead is so big, it's a $20 taxi ride from your hairline to your eyebrows.
Your mom is like a penny: two-faced, flat, and always in someone's pants.
Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
A. Ask your mother.
If I had a spray can, I would spray it on your ass. Because the instructions say to spray on flat surfaces.
- Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow dress, people yell "Taxi!"
- Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
- Yo mama is so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
- Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
- Yo mama is so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.
If I'm ugly, at least I'm not you.
Sister: You're adopted.
Me: At least they wanted me, they must feel terribly bad cuz they had to keep you :(
There's something on your chin... no, the 3rd one.
If I wanted to kill myself, I would climb to the top of your ego then jump to your IQ.
Your forehead is so big, Mastermind got jealous.
What's the difference between Donald Trump and a dirty diaper?
Answer: none, they're both self-absorbed and full of sh*t!
Down syndrome kid: Stop being greedy with the Legos! Me: Stop being greedy with the chromosomes!
One day, the fat kid came up to me and asked me, "What's cracking?" The floorboards, you idiot. You're causing a 9.7 Richter scale earthquake and asking ME what's cracking. It would be best if you looked down for a second.
I once had a cat that reminded me of Doug Ford.
Fat, mean, and probably inbred.
If you tell a girl they're pretty, they won't believe you. If you tell them they're ugly, they'll never forget it.
Elephants never forget.