Insult jokes
Yo mama so fat, even Dora can’t explore her.
Something you can say about your furniture, but not your partner: "Those legs sure hold a lot of weight."
Bro, you can't be talking. You built like Barney the dinosaur. Barney is a dinosaur with dinosaur sensation.
Your mom checked for your hairline, but she could not find it.
I'm 50% human, so that 50% stupid is 100% you.
10 dicks up your mom's ass!
"Poo heads."
Your mamma's so stinky that perfume leaks where she puts it on.
What’s the difference between me and Glow In The Dark Intelligent Putty? The putty’s intelligent!
Two brothers were arguing. One went: "You're an idiot!"
The other went: "Your brother's a mother!"
He replied: "Yeah, I know. Thanks for agreeing with me."
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Roses are red, violets are blue, poetry is gay, and so are you.
Hey, that's the thing my grandpa has. They say that to treat it, I should call him a bitch!
Yo hairline so far back, it oversaw the creation of the earth!
Ok, now I'm not good at telling jokes, but this one is not too bad. One cunt said to another cunt, "Do you get cold at night?"
"Fuck no, cunt," the first cunt said, "Why?"
"I have a built-in set of vertical curtains to keep the cold out, cunt!" xx
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You are so ugly, Do not tell me that is really you.
"Sike, I lied, your dick is dry."
What's one way to drain someone's ego?
Hand them a mirror, and say they should see how ugly they turned out in life.
Q: You have problems, I think your disease is BOOFA.
Q: What boofa?
A: Boofa deez nuts in yo mouth!
I bet you're naked under all those clothes. Slut.