Insult jokes
Me and my little brother were playing Call Of Duty. He wasn't doing very good, so I told him so. My brother said to me, "At least I don't have to camp in order to get kills." I then responded with, "I would call you cancer, but at least cancer kills."
Yo momma is so ugly, she made my Happy Meal cry.
Some guy called me a tool. So I got hammered and nailed his girlfriend. Guess he was right.
"Your ass must be jealous of all that shit that comes out of your mouth."
You're so ugly, when you went to the makeup store, it shut down.
I was going to talk about your chin, but I wasn't sure which one to write about.
Yo mama so ugly, when she tried to enter an ugly contest, they said they didn't allow professionals.
I know 5 fat people, and your mama is 4 of them.
Enyaw’s fanny smells of dirty, moist, fishy, rotten egg, dead Elizabeth, pig dick, cow cum filth.
Dirty bitch!
Your mom is like a penny: two-faced, flat, and always in someone's pants.
If I had a spray can, I would spray it on your ass. Because the instructions say to spray on flat surfaces.
- Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow dress, people yell "Taxi!"
- Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
- Yo mama is so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
- Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
- Yo mama is so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.
If I'm ugly, at least I'm not you.
Sister: You're adopted.
Me: At least they wanted me, they must feel terribly bad cuz they had to keep you :(
There's something on your chin... no, the 3rd one.
If I wanted to kill myself, I would climb to the top of your ego then jump to your IQ.
Your forehead is so big, Mastermind got jealous.
Down syndrome kid: Stop being greedy with the Legos! Me: Stop being greedy with the chromosomes!
I once had a cat that reminded me of Doug Ford.
Fat, mean, and probably inbred.
One day, the fat kid came up to me and asked me, "What's cracking?" The floorboards, you idiot. You're causing a 9.7 Richter scale earthquake and asking ME what's cracking. It would be best if you looked down for a second.