Insult jokes

Bully: I bet your dick is so small when you look down you can't see it.

Guy: I don't, I see your mom.

I bet for Halloween you were a Goblin. How about you gobble deez nuts?

Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes to the photographer, he shoots himself.

Yo mama is so fat and old, when Jesus said "Let there be Light!" he told your mama to move out of the way!

Bully... you're such an asshole. Me... Acting like a dick won't make yours any bigger.

A teacher in Scunthorpe asks a class what their favorite football team is, saying, "Raise your hand if it is Scunthorpe." Every student but one raised their hand. The teacher asks, "Why don't you support Scunthorpe?" The child answers, "My parents support Grimsby, and so do I." The teacher comes back with, "Why are you copying your parents? What if your mum was a prostitute and your dad a druggie?" The child answers, "Then I'd support Scunthorpe like you dirty bastards!"

Yo mamma so stupid, she starved to death in a grocery store.

what do you call a bunch of retarded kids in a hot tub?

steamed vegetables.

Dear Slim Shady,

balls.

Damn bro, are you Gold, Titanium, Sulfur, Titanium, and Carbon?

Cuz you be lookin AuTiSTiC.

I would roast you but you're already so hot.

My wife called me a pedo. That's a big word for a 6 year old.

What's the difference between an erection and Edward Holland? Nothing, they're both dicks.

Yo mama so ugly even Hello Kitty said goodbye.

Trump says to Obama, "You know it’s the White House, not the black house, right?" And Obama says, "Yeah, but it isn’t the orange house either."

Your forehead is so huge, you don't have dreams, you have movies. Follow me on Instagram: _zer0x3.

Me and my little brother were playing Call Of Duty. He wasn't doing very good, so I told him so. My brother said to me, "At least I don't have to camp in order to get kills." I then responded with, "I would call you cancer, but at least cancer kills."

Your hairline is farther back than the Mexican border.

I was going to talk about your chin, but I wasn't sure which one to write about.

Yo mama so ugly, when she tried to enter an ugly contest, they said they didn't allow professionals.