Insult jokes
Me: What are you?
Jake: A muddeasso.
You are a joke.
TJ's hairline is so far back his friends don't even want to talk to his ugly ass!
You suck.
Your hairline is so far back my grandpa saw it before you!
Yo papa's wife is so dumb and fat that we had to use yo papa.
You're so poor, you only got 2 jokes.
Your hairline is so ugly it looks worse than your mom's.
A wife asks her husband: Am I pretty or ugly?
The husband answers her: Pretty.
The wife responds: Thank yo-
The husband interrupts her: Pretty ugly!
You're really special.
But the R in special is silent.
Yo forehead so large, it has its own gravitational pull.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born pretty, what happened to you?
Tyler is ugly.
If you are called Tyler, change your name.
If you guys wanted to see a joke, just look in the mirror.
You're pretty, pretty dumb.
Yo mama is so fat, she gave a memory foam mattress Alzheimer's.
Suck my balls!
What's the difference between three cocks and a joke?
Your mom can't take a joke.
You are so ugly my man died.
Zis iz za best joke in za west: exsepz if zu put ketup in shawarma itz yo mama!