Insult jokes

Adin, you should consider eating pencil lead, you fat cat lover, only if you're the new Adin from FF though xoxo da babby.

Ur fat.

Yo mama so fat the scale said, "I need your weight, not your phone number."

I swear, if I compared the size of your mother and multiplied it by the time your dad was gone, it wouldn't even be close to your hairline.

Ur mom gay.

Your hairline is lookin' so crusty like KFC chicken and be so discombobulated that it looks like satellite signals. It gives me flippin' sun radiation.

Yo mama must be a giant, 'cause my Mini P.E.K.K.A. goes berserk on her!

Yo mama is so nasty that she sucked your dad's dick and came in to kiss you goodnight.

My Friend Evan: What happens if the voice inside your head is your soulmate?

Me: Then my soulmate is a F_cking A__hole.

An orphan comes up to me and says, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."

My Mom said, "I have a daughter that killed herself for getting bullied."

Well, I said, "Have you seen her?"

You're so fat that when you got on the scales, they said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"

Yo mama so fat, Trump used her like a wall.

Yo momma so dumb, she got kicked off the short bus.

Yo mama is so ugly that her birth certificate is an apology.

You a cunt.

Yo mama is so fat, she had to snap his finger twice.

You're so fat that people say you're the biggest bird!

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke?

No, I'm already looking at one.

There are 10 million million million million million million million million particles in da universe that we can observe.

Yo mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.