Insult jokes
What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? Unlike the porcupine, the pricks are on the inside.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes to the photographer, he shoots himself.
Damn, bitch, you got a big ass for a head!
Damn bro, are you Gold, Titanium, Sulfur, Titanium, and Carbon?
Cuz you be lookin AuTiSTiC.
Bully: I bet your dick is so small when you look down you can't see it.
Guy: I don't, I see your mom.
I bet for Halloween you were a Goblin. How about you gobble deez nuts?
I would roast you but you're already so hot.
Yo mama is so fat and old, when Jesus said "Let there be Light!" he told your mama to move out of the way!
Bully... you're such an asshole. Me... Acting like a dick won't make yours any bigger.
A teacher in Scunthorpe asks a class what their favorite football team is, saying, "Raise your hand if it is Scunthorpe." Every student but one raised their hand. The teacher asks, "Why don't you support Scunthorpe?" The child answers, "My parents support Grimsby, and so do I." The teacher comes back with, "Why are you copying your parents? What if your mum was a prostitute and your dad a druggie?" The child answers, "Then I'd support Scunthorpe like you dirty bastards!"
Yo mamma so stupid, she starved to death in a grocery store.
Dear Slim Shady,
balls.
Your forehead is so big, it's a $20 taxi ride from your hairline to your eyebrows.
My wife called me a pedo. That's a big word for a 6 year old.
Your mama is so ugly that her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom company.
Yo mama so ugly even Hello Kitty said goodbye.
What's the difference between an erection and Edward Holland? Nothing, they're both dicks.
Trump says to Obama, "You know it’s the White House, not the black house, right?" And Obama says, "Yeah, but it isn’t the orange house either."
Your forehead is so huge, you don't have dreams, you have movies. Follow me on Instagram: _zer0x3.
Me and my little brother were playing Call Of Duty. He wasn't doing very good, so I told him so. My brother said to me, "At least I don't have to camp in order to get kills." I then responded with, "I would call you cancer, but at least cancer kills."