Insult jokes

Your forehead is so big that it said, "To be continued."

Bully: I can't understand you because I don't speak ugly language.

Me: And I don't speak idiot language.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your daddy is gay, So are you!

Your hairline is so bad, when people see the back of your head they say "nice beard!"

Your hairline caused the solar flare.

What do you call people from Paris?

Parasites.

To all my haters, keep sucking. I'm about to cum.

Stephen Hawking doesn’t have a dick; he has a microchip.

Yo mama so fat, Flash couldn't run around her.

Trevor is a bitch.

You're all gay. HEHEHE!

You dream in 4K.

Jo Mama is so dumb, she tried to eat the Super Bowl.

I went to an emo kid who just got a haircut, and instead of saying, "Like your cut, G," I slapped his arm and said, "I like your cuts, G."

Your forehead's so big even Barry Wood said, "Wow, that's huge!"

Yo mama so fat, when she ran... oh wait never mind.

Little Herobrine, I'm cumming in ur mom! Call me Saddam Hussein cuz I'm dropping rap bombs!!

Yo hairline so far back, it oversaw the creation of the earth!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, God made me pretty, WHAT THE FRICK HAPPENED TO YOU?

My mom told me, "You son of a b!tch." I told her, "I may be a son of a b!ch but at least I am not the bitch." She hated me forever.