Insult jokes

Your forehead is so big that it said, "To be continued."

Bully: I can't understand you because I don't speak ugly language.

Me: And I don't speak idiot language.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your daddy is gay, So are you!

Your hairline is so bad, when people see the back of your head they say "nice beard!"

Your hairline caused the solar flare.

Stephen Hawking doesn’t have a dick; he has a microchip.

What do you call people from Paris?

Parasites.

You're all gay. HEHEHE!

Yo hairline so far back, it oversaw the creation of the earth!

Yo mama so fat, when she ran... oh wait never mind.

You dream in 4K.

Why does Lincoln like Ronnie Anne?

She is the only one that calls me "lamo."

I went to an emo kid who just got a haircut, and instead of saying, "Like your cut, G," I slapped his arm and said, "I like your cuts, G."

Jo Mama is so dumb, she tried to eat the Super Bowl.

Jesus was drinking when he made you.

Roses are red, violets are blue,

Your mum's so fat, she broke Britain too!

Wanna hear a joke?

No, I'm already looking at one.

Your hairline is so big it took your mom a map to find it.

Delyla is a bitch.

I'd give you a nasty look, but you've already got one.