Insult jokes
Stephen Hawking doesn’t have a dick; he has a microchip.
Yo mama so fat, Flash couldn't run around her.
Trevor is a bitch.
You're all gay. HEHEHE!
You dream in 4K.
Memes
joe mama roast
Jo Mama is so dumb, she tried to eat the Super Bowl.
I went to an emo kid who just got a haircut, and instead of saying, "Like your cut, G," I slapped his arm and said, "I like your cuts, G."
Your forehead's so big even Barry Wood said, "Wow, that's huge!"
Yo mama so fat, when she ran... oh wait never mind.
Little Herobrine, I'm cumming in ur mom! Call me Saddam Hussein cuz I'm dropping rap bombs!!
Yo hairline so far back, it oversaw the creation of the earth!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, God made me pretty, WHAT THE FRICK HAPPENED TO YOU?
My mom told me, "You son of a b!tch." I told her, "I may be a son of a b!ch but at least I am not the bitch." She hated me forever.
Lick my BALLS!
You're so trash that when I dropped you off, I got a ticket for littering.
Your nan.
F*ck you.
What's the difference between you and an egg?
An egg gets laid.
What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?
A quarter pounder with cheese.
You really put the R in special.