Insult jokes

Bully: I can't understand you because I don't speak ugly language.

Me: And I don't speak idiot language.

Your hairline caused the solar flare.

Stephen Hawking doesn’t have a dick; he has a microchip.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your daddy is gay, So are you!

Your hairline is so bad, when people see the back of your head they say "nice beard!"

I'd give you a nasty look, but you've already got one.

Your hairline is so big it took your mom a map to find it.

Yo mama so fat, Flash couldn't run around her.

You dream in 4K.

Jo Mama is so dumb, she tried to eat the Super Bowl.

You're all gay. HEHEHE!

I went to an emo kid who just got a haircut, and instead of saying, "Like your cut, G," I slapped his arm and said, "I like your cuts, G."

Little Herobrine, I'm cumming in ur mom! Call me Saddam Hussein cuz I'm dropping rap bombs!!

Yo mama so fat, when she ran... oh wait never mind.

F*ck you.

Your nan.

Trevor is a bitch.

Your forehead's so big even Barry Wood said, "Wow, that's huge!"

What do you call people from Paris?

Parasites.

Yo hairline so far back, it oversaw the creation of the earth!