Insult jokes
What do you call a vagina with teeth?
A vicious cunt.
Your hairline goes so far back that it was getting whipped in the 1800s.
Who the f**k disliked my "yo mama" jokes? Comment now, b*tch!
I'd tell ya a poop joke, but you're my favorite turd.
Your mamma's so stinky that perfume leaks where she puts it on.
When you cream pie a tardy hottie, it’s called a loaded potato. 🥴🦴💨🥔
Cooper, your mum gay, lol.
Your mom.
I can see your cameltoe, you nasty thot!
I'd hit you, but if I did, I'd go to jail for animal abuse.
My wife called me a pedo. That's a big word for a 6 year old.
Yo mama so old, she was a waitress at the last supper.
My girlfriend called me a pedophile... That's a big word for a 1st grader.
Roast
You have such a big forehead it has a 6 pack on it!
My sister keeps cursing... so I made fun of her... "fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk", fowl language is for chickens!
Your mom dot com.
"Hey, kid, why are you so fat?"
"Why did you insult him? That's not nice."
"It won't matter, he's deaf."
Kid 1: Words can't describe how ugly you are.
Kid 2: Words can describe how beautiful you are.
Kid 1: Aw, thanks!
Kid 2: But numbers can. 0/10
Bully: Agh, you're ugly!
Me: Said your mom when you were born.
What did the triangle say to the circle?
"You're pointless!"