Insult jokes
Trevor is a bitch.
To all my haters, keep sucking. I'm about to cum.
Delyla is a bitch.
I'd give you a nasty look, but you've already got one.
Wanna hear a joke?
No, I'm already looking at one.
Stephen Hawking doesn’t have a dick; he has a microchip.
Your hairline is so big it took your mom a map to find it.
Yo mamma's so fat no one was laughing, but the ground was cracking up.
Your mom checked for your hairline, but she could not find it.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Your mum's so fat, she broke Britain too!
Jesus was drinking when he made you.
When someone calls me ugly, I get sad and hug them.
I know life can be difficult for those with weak vision.
Ask someone to call you a bitch. When they do, tell them, "Bitches do as they are told!"
Your hairline caused the solar flare.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your daddy is gay, So are you!
Your hairline is so bad, when people see the back of your head they say "nice beard!"
What do you call people from Paris?
Parasites.
Your forehead is so big that it said, "To be continued."
Bully: I can't understand you because I don't speak ugly language.
Me: And I don't speak idiot language.
Yo hairline so far back, it oversaw the creation of the earth!