Insult jokes
Yo mama so fat and emo, we call her the rock and roll.
When someone says you're adopted, say, "But you're still at the orphanage."
"Kill yourself."
"Kill me yourself, pussy."
Your mom is so slow, it took her 9 months to make a joke.
Hey, guy, you suck! Why do I suck? Because you're the one that's sucking juice out of a straw.
This is for explain bear. Pls stop doing ur poor insults bc we feel sad inside when you are being a b* βΉοΈ if you say a insult no more honey π― for u π
What's the difference between a suicide bomber and your mom?
A suicide bomber doesn't abort their mission like your mom did when she had you.
Marleigh is so fat and ugly.
BlessedBrian must have been born on April Foolsβ Day... because heβs a joke every day of the year.
Yo mama is so stupid, because when she gave birth to you, she asked for a receipt!
You're mum.
What is a cow on two legs?
Yo mama!
Something you can say about your furniture, but not your partner: "Those legs sure hold a lot of weight."
Your entire family tree must be a cactus, because everyone in your family is such a prick.
Your forehead's so big, when you were being born, the doctors thought you had no face.
I will remember my auntie's last words: "If you shoot me, your p-nis is small!"
(gun shot)
Fuck you!
Bully: Oh, look at your shoes, look at your pants, look at your shirt, ay, ay, ay.
Me: Ding, ding, sing, oh, did you hear that? It's the elevator 'cause you're not on my level.
Bully: u_u ......
Crowd: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh
Nick sucks dick.
Yo mama soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 1 hour later ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Spy: Hahaha.
Me: What?
Spy: Time to pick up your mother.
Me: Oh no....