Wanna hear a joke?
No, I'm already looking at one.
Trevor is a bitch.
Yo mama so fat, Flash couldn't run around her.
The Earth was flat once. 'Til yo mama got buried.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your daddy is gay, So are you!
Your forehead's so big even Barry Wood said, "Wow, that's huge!"
I'd give you a nasty look, but you've already got one.
Delyla is a bitch.
Stephen Hawking doesnāt have a dick; he has a microchip.
Your forehead is so big that it said, "To be continued."
What do you call people from Paris?
Parasites.
Youāre a grey sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake.
You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.
My girlfriend called me a "bot" in Fortnite, so I called her "sandwich maker 3000."
Bully: I wasn't talking to you.
Me: Then why are you listening?
Yes, I have gained weight. I have also gained more brains. Do you want some? You talk like you definitely need some more.
Your hairline bent like the relationship with your mom and dad.
Iād roast you, but your mirror does that for me every day.
Bro, yo goofy ahh hairline lookin' like a rhombicosidodecahedron.
Marleigh is so fat and ugly.
I drew a fist on a body, and then I drew a guy saying to him, "That dude's a knucklehead!"
