Insult jokes
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Jesus was drinking when he made you.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your daddy is gay, So are you!
Your hairline is so bad, when people see the back of your head they say "nice beard!"
Your forehead is so big that it said, "To be continued."
To all my haters, keep sucking. I'm about to cum.
What do you call people from Paris?
Parasites.
Stephen Hawking doesn’t have a dick; he has a microchip.
Bully: I can't understand you because I don't speak ugly language.
Me: And I don't speak idiot language.
Your hairline caused the solar flare.
You're all gay. HEHEHE!
You dream in 4K.
Jo Mama is so dumb, she tried to eat the Super Bowl.
Yo hairline so far back, it oversaw the creation of the earth!
Little Herobrine, I'm cumming in ur mom! Call me Saddam Hussein cuz I'm dropping rap bombs!!
Yo mama so fat, Flash couldn't run around her.
Trevor is a bitch.
Your forehead's so big even Barry Wood said, "Wow, that's huge!"
Yo mama so fat, when she ran... oh wait never mind.
I went to an emo kid who just got a haircut, and instead of saying, "Like your cut, G," I slapped his arm and said, "I like your cuts, G."