Insult jokes
Yo hairline so far back, it oversaw the creation of the earth!
Little Herobrine, I'm cumming in ur mom! Call me Saddam Hussein cuz I'm dropping rap bombs!!
My mom told me, "You son of a b!tch." I told her, "I may be a son of a b!ch but at least I am not the bitch." She hated me forever.
Your forehead's so big even Barry Wood said, "Wow, that's huge!"
Why does Lincoln like Ronnie Anne?
She is the only one that calls me "lamo."
Roses are red, Violets are blue, God made me pretty, WHAT THE FRICK HAPPENED TO YOU?
You're so trash that when I dropped you off, I got a ticket for littering.
Your nan.
You really put the R in special.
I’d pound your mom so fast, even Sonic would get jealous!
What's the difference between you and an egg?
An egg gets laid.
I'm not saying you're annoying. But if rectal herpes were a person, it would be you.
Your mum is a Rune Giant.
The Earth was flat once. 'Til yo mama got buried.
What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?
A quarter pounder with cheese.
Your hairline is so far back that your forehead looks like a growing parasite!
I'm 50% human, so that 50% stupid is 100% you.
You learn from mistakes!
That's why you're an only child!
Yo mama so fat that when she went into a crowd wearing a blue shirt, everyone yelled, "Tsunami!"
Your mom checked for your hairline, but she could not find it.