Insult jokes
Boi, you can't be talking because if someone punched you in the face, you will be the one to apologize.
My sister keeps cursing... so I made fun of her... "fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk", fowl language is for chickens!
My friend Richard is always bullying all the little kids in the neighborhood. He is such a dick.
I asked my friend what the best gay joke is, and she said "You."
Why does Lincoln like Ronnie Anne?
She is the only one that calls me "lamo."
"Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom."
🌵funking prick!
Do you know your E?
You're E tarded.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought Voldemort was ugly, then I saw you.
Yo hairline be looking like a chicken nugget, headass.
Yo mama must be a giant, 'cause my Mini P.E.K.K.A. goes berserk on her!
"Where are you? I need to throw you out because Mum said to take out the trash."
What do you call an idiot?
An absolute imbecile.
Y u gey, bruh?
My Friend Evan: What happens if the voice inside your head is your soulmate?
Me: Then my soulmate is a F_cking A__hole.
What’s another name for a cow?
You... cause you're fat.
What was Osama's favourite food... yer nan?
Your mom.
When somebody says they're depressed (by over-romanticizing their so-called problems) but can't be by your side when you are at your lowest.
Then you know they're faking depression. 🙂
If you know it, you know it.
Why are you gay?