Insult jokes

Your forehead's so big, when you were being born, the doctors thought you had no face.

Yo mama's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.

I was gonna say when you were born your mum saw you and screamed, but I remembered you were adopted...

Yo mama so ugly that when she was born, the doctor looked at her face, then at her butt and said, "Twins!"

I came home from school one day and told my cat a kid at school said I was an idiot and told me to go kick rocks, so I did, except I kicked him, not the rocks, and I called him the idiot for not moving out of the way.

Yo mama so old the carpenter uses her crotch as sandpaper.

Yo mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

Your hairline is so far back it was friends with the dinosaurs!

Yo mom's so old, she was happily accepted into the museum.

Enyaw’s fanny smells of dirty, moist, fishy, rotten egg, dead Elizabeth, pig dick, cow cum filth.

Dirty bitch!

Yo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn’t fit.

Yo mama so old when she farts, dust comes out.

Yo mama so ugly, when she went to unlock her phone with her face, it said, "disconnected."

My cousin said being gay was such a pain in the ass and I asked him why and I said, "Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, I get made fun of." and I said, "Why? Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, turd." Then I said, "Wow, at least I'm not the one with real pains in my ass, bro."

I know what you did with your mom last night, the orphan. Nah, jit trippin', you thought I had one?

Your forehead is so big, I bet your dreams are in IMAX.

A cock really has a sad life. He's hairs a mess, his neighbor's an arsehole, his best friend is a cunt.

What's the difference between your mom and a laundromat washer?

The washer doesn't take loads for free.

What do you say to a feminist with no arms and no legs?

"Nice tits, bitch."

Yo mama so ugly, when she was born, the doctor tried to put her back in.