Insult jokes
Your forehead's so big, when you were being born, the doctors thought you had no face.
Yo mama's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
What's the difference between Donald Trump and a dirty diaper?
Answer: none, they're both self-absorbed and full of sh*t!
I was gonna say when you were born your mum saw you and screamed, but I remembered you were adopted...
Yo mama so ugly that when she was born, the doctor looked at her face, then at her butt and said, "Twins!"
I came home from school one day and told my cat a kid at school said I was an idiot and told me to go kick rocks, so I did, except I kicked him, not the rocks, and I called him the idiot for not moving out of the way.
Yo mama so old the carpenter uses her crotch as sandpaper.
What's the difference between your mom and a laundromat washer?
The washer doesn't take loads for free.
What do you say to a feminist with no arms and no legs?
"Nice tits, bitch."
What's the difference between yo mama and a fat ugly pig? - I never fucked that fat ugly pig...
Yo mama is such a slut, she could get slapped by a pack of hot dogs and get pregnant.
Yo mama so ugly, when I put her next to a naked mole rat, it said "bluetooth connected."
Yo mama so ugly, when she was born, the doctor tried to put her back in.
Yo mama so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
Yo mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Enyaw’s fanny smells of dirty, moist, fishy, rotten egg, dead Elizabeth, pig dick, cow cum filth.
Dirty bitch!
Your hairline is so far back it was friends with the dinosaurs!
Yo mom's so old, she was happily accepted into the museum.
Your hair is so far back, you left it at your last address.
Roses are red, my mental health is blue, Karen got no mom like you.