Insult jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue, You'll suck my dick 'cause I'm stronger than you.

Make an ugly face in 3, 2... STOP! OMG, STOP! EWWWWW! Oh wait, that’s your normal face.

Yo momma's so gay, you sucked her balls.

If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I’d be broke.

You're so ugly your mom said, "I want an abortion."

My brother said, "Bruh, why you so ugly plus why do you stink?" Me: "Is that supposed to be a roast? I got one for you. Why do you look like you came out the wrong side of your mother? Instead of her stomach, you came out of her butt. That's why you were born with brown spots on your head. That's her poop, you stupid fuckface." My friends: "Ouch that's gotta hurt."

Yo mama is so ugly that not even the Socs wanted to jump her.

Boi, you can't be talking because if someone punched you in the face, you will be the one to apologize.

I saw a fat woman at the bus stop today, so I asked her, "When's it due?"

She replied, "I'm not fucking pregnant, you rude prick!"

I said, "I meant the bus, you fat cunt!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I thought Shrek was ugly, until I saw you.

Your mum so fat she's diabetic... LOL

What do you call your retard friend?

A homie with an extra cromie.

I hope you have to pull hard on a candy wrapper only for the bag to pop and have the candy fall on the floor.

When they said sin was ugly to look at, I didn't know God would use you as an example.

Bully: I wouldn't bother wasting my time on a shit person like you.

Me: At least I have a brain unlike you.

Bully: Well at least I have a mom unlike you.

Me: Well your mom is so fat that she got stuck in her car and started bleeding Nutella?

Bully: How would you know that?

Me: Because she told me herself.

Bully: How exactly?

Me: She's on the phone right now.

Phone: *High pitched animal noises*

Me: Told you so!

You're an apple. Now suck my dick!

What do you call a duck with no head?

Your mom gay.

I'd give you a nasty look, but you've already got one.

Your forehead is deeper than the ocean.

Kids when they meet a kid out of home alone be like: “At least your mom came back!”