Insult jokes

What's the difference between Donald Trump and a dirty diaper?

Answer: none, they're both self-absorbed and full of sh*t!

Your forehead's so big, when you were being born, the doctors thought you had no face.

Yo mama's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.

I was gonna say when you were born your mum saw you and screamed, but I remembered you were adopted...

Yo mama so ugly that when she was born, the doctor looked at her face, then at her butt and said, "Twins!"

I once had a cat that reminded me of Doug Ford.

Fat, mean, and probably inbred.

What's the difference between your mom and a laundromat washer?

The washer doesn't take loads for free.

Your hairline is so far back it was friends with the dinosaurs!

Enyaw’s fanny smells of dirty, moist, fishy, rotten egg, dead Elizabeth, pig dick, cow cum filth.

Dirty bitch!

My cousin said being gay was such a pain in the ass and I asked him why and I said, "Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, I get made fun of." and I said, "Why? Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, turd." Then I said, "Wow, at least I'm not the one with real pains in my ass, bro."

I know what you did with your mom last night, the orphan. Nah, jit trippin', you thought I had one?

Your forehead is so big, I bet your dreams are in IMAX.

Yo mama so old when she farts, dust comes out.

A cock really has a sad life. He's hairs a mess, his neighbor's an arsehole, his best friend is a cunt.

Yo mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

Yo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn’t fit.

Yo mama so ugly, when she went to unlock her phone with her face, it said, "disconnected."

Roses are red, my mental health is blue, Karen got no mom like you.

Yo mama so ugly, when she was born, the doctor tried to put her back in.

Your hair is so far back, you left it at your last address.