I was gonna say when you were born your mum saw you and screamed, but I remembered you were adopted...
What's the difference between Donald Trump and a dirty diaper?
Answer: none, they're both self-absorbed and full of sh*t!
Yo mama so ugly that when she was born, the doctor looked at her face, then at her butt and said, "Twins!"
I once had a cat that reminded me of Doug Ford.
Fat, mean, and probably inbred.
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to unlock her phone with her face, it said, "disconnected."
Yo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn’t fit.
A cock really has a sad life. He's hairs a mess, his neighbor's an arsehole, his best friend is a cunt.
Yo mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
What's the difference between yo mama and a fat ugly pig? - I never fucked that fat ugly pig...
Yo momma is so ugly, she made my Happy Meal cry.
Yo mama so ugly, when I put her next to a naked mole rat, it said "bluetooth connected."
Your hair is so far back, you left it at your last address.
Roses are red, my mental health is blue, Karen got no mom like you.
I was going to talk about your chin, but I wasn't sure which one to write about.
Enyaw’s fanny smells of dirty, moist, fishy, rotten egg, dead Elizabeth, pig dick, cow cum filth.
Dirty bitch!
Yo mama so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
Yo mama so ugly, when she was born, the doctor tried to put her back in.
Your hairline is so far back it was friends with the dinosaurs!
I know what you did with your mom last night, the orphan. Nah, jit trippin', you thought I had one?
Yo mama so old when she farts, dust comes out.
