Insult jokes

What's the difference between Donald Trump and a dirty diaper?

Answer: none, they're both self-absorbed and full of sh*t!

Yo mama so ugly that when she was born, the doctor looked at her face, then at her butt and said, "Twins!"

I once had a cat that reminded me of Doug Ford.

Fat, mean, and probably inbred.

I was going to talk about your chin, but I wasn't sure which one to write about.

Your hair is so far back, you left it at your last address.

Yo mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

Yo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn’t fit.

Yo mama so ugly, when she went to unlock her phone with her face, it said, "disconnected."

Yo mama so old when she farts, dust comes out.

I know what you did with your mom last night, the orphan. Nah, jit trippin', you thought I had one?

Your hairline is so far back it was friends with the dinosaurs!

Enyaw’s fanny smells of dirty, moist, fishy, rotten egg, dead Elizabeth, pig dick, cow cum filth.

Dirty bitch!

A cock really has a sad life. He's hairs a mess, his neighbor's an arsehole, his best friend is a cunt.

What's the difference between yo mama and a fat ugly pig? - I never fucked that fat ugly pig...

Yo mama so ugly, when I put her next to a naked mole rat, it said "bluetooth connected."

Yo momma is so ugly, she made my Happy Meal cry.

Yo mama so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.

Yo mama so ugly, when she was born, the doctor tried to put her back in.

Roses are red, my mental health is blue, Karen got no mom like you.

Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said: "To be continued."