Insult jokes
If you tell a girl they're pretty, they won't believe you. If you tell them they're ugly, they'll never forget it.
Elephants never forget.
Yo mama's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
Your forehead's so big, when you were being born, the doctors thought you had no face.
I was gonna say when you were born your mum saw you and screamed, but I remembered you were adopted...
Yo mama so ugly that when she was born, the doctor looked at her face, then at her butt and said, "Twins!"
I came home from school one day and told my cat a kid at school said I was an idiot and told me to go kick rocks, so I did, except I kicked him, not the rocks, and I called him the idiot for not moving out of the way.
I once had a cat that reminded me of Doug Ford.
Fat, mean, and probably inbred.
What's the difference between your mom and a laundromat washer?
The washer doesn't take loads for free.
What do you say to a feminist with no arms and no legs?
"Nice tits, bitch."
Yo mama so ugly, when she was born, the doctor tried to put her back in.
Your hairline goes back to when your dad left you.
Your hair is so far back, you left it at your last address.
Enyaw’s fanny smells of dirty, moist, fishy, rotten egg, dead Elizabeth, pig dick, cow cum filth.
Dirty bitch!
Yo mom's so old, she was happily accepted into the museum.
What's the difference between yo mama and a fat ugly pig? - I never fucked that fat ugly pig...
Yo mama so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
Roses are red, my mental health is blue, Karen got no mom like you.
Yo mama so ugly, when I put her next to a naked mole rat, it said "bluetooth connected."
Your hairline is so far back it was friends with the dinosaurs!
Yo mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.