Someone came to me and said “your dad is gay”. I just said “wait. You know where my dad is? Please tell me!”
oh, you just got owned, like my ancestors
Guy your hairline was the reason adolf hitler said let there be war
The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you're signing someone's cast.
When someone says: your are a mistake. say the only mistake I see is right in front of me.
Irritable Bowel Syndrome saved me from depression... It’s hard to feel empty when you’re so full of shiiii fuck ur mom
Yo forehead so large it has its own gravitational pull
Bully: My d*ck is longer than your password.. Me: Sorry mate it's so short get a longer one 🤣
You calling me gay but the pole is straighter than you
On Paxomedy channel I made a video of a Rooster and a dog fighting. I needed to know why they were fighting. Once I dag down the issue it turned out that the Dog called the Rooster a Cock and the Rooster laughed and called the Dog a useless Bitch and that was the beginning of their fight and wierd enough the Cock won! I went to congratulate the winner but he thought he was insulting me by calling me Zinjathropus but I said that was a compliment because Zinja was an old skeleton found in Africa and I am African. I said to the Rooster he shouldnt have fought with the dog just because he called him a Cock. He said that being called a Cock is a compliment and the fighting was his exercise to toughen up for serious fights with Dogs!
A bully walks up to a kid named Billy to insult him and steal his lunch money. Later that night when he is at home, the bully’s father comes into his room to insult him and take the lunch money he stole. The father walks down stair to check on his father in the living room. When he walks in, his father insults him and takes the lunch money. The grandfather of the bully walks into the back yard and in the dark is Billy. The grandfather walks up to him and says “Where’s my money you worthless old fart.”
Highest level of insult by a girl by seeing a guy's dick: I can shit bigger logs than that thing of your's 🤣
The other day my mom called me a retard I'm now an orphan
Your hairline’s so far back you need binoculars to see it.
Youre forehead so big NASA thought it was Mars.
If you think the Guy Calling you fat is offensive Try Salad 🥗
A wife asks her husband: am I pretty or ugly? The husband awnsers her: pretty. The wife responds: thank yo- The husband interrupts her: PRETTY UGLY!
my friend wast laughing at my jokes so i said is you funny bone broken but he git mad and than i said do you have bone to pick with me he try to insult me but i said call me what you want i got think skin and this story was down to the bone
Boy:crap I hit a deer Girl:awe...I guess It’s not so much of a dear Boy:...
Boy:get the hell out
I’d say Leo is as sharp as a marble... but that would be an insult to MARBLES
