Insult jokes
One day, the fat kid came up to me and asked me, "What's cracking?" The floorboards, you idiot. You're causing a 9.7 Richter scale earthquake and asking ME what's cracking. It would be best if you looked down for a second.
If you tell a girl they're pretty, they won't believe you. If you tell them they're ugly, they'll never forget it.
Elephants never forget.
What's the difference between Donald Trump and a dirty diaper?
Answer: none, they're both self-absorbed and full of sh*t!
Your forehead's so big, when you were being born, the doctors thought you had no face.
Yo mama's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
Memes
I was gonna say when you were born your mum saw you and screamed, but I remembered you were adopted...
Yo mama so ugly that when she was born, the doctor looked at her face, then at her butt and said, "Twins!"
I once had a cat that reminded me of Doug Ford.
Fat, mean, and probably inbred.
I came home from school one day and told my cat a kid at school said I was an idiot and told me to go kick rocks, so I did, except I kicked him, not the rocks, and I called him the idiot for not moving out of the way.
What's the difference between your mom and a laundromat washer?
The washer doesn't take loads for free.
What do you say to a feminist with no arms and no legs?
"Nice tits, bitch."
Roses are red, my mental health is blue, Karen got no mom like you.
Yo mama so ugly, when she was born, the doctor tried to put her back in.
Yo mama so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
Yo mama so ugly, when I put her next to a naked mole rat, it said "bluetooth connected."
What's the difference between yo mama and a fat ugly pig? - I never fucked that fat ugly pig...
Your hair is so far back, you left it at your last address.
Your hairline is so far back it was friends with the dinosaurs!
A cock really has a sad life. He's hairs a mess, his neighbor's an arsehole, his best friend is a cunt.
Enyaw’s fanny smells of dirty, moist, fishy, rotten egg, dead Elizabeth, pig dick, cow cum filth.
Dirty bitch!