Insult jokes

You should go back into the abortion bucket. Maybe you'll find half a brain in there.

I hope you have to pull hard on a candy wrapper only for the bag to pop and have the candy fall on the floor.

I hope you have to squeeze the hell out of toothpaste only for the little bit to fall down the sink drain.

Yo mama so fat when she step on a scale it say, "To be continued..."

I hope you forget your password to something, only to send something to an email that you also forgot the password to.

I hope you never find out whether that pressure in your ass is a fart or a shit.

I hope every time you watch YouTube, you get 30 second unskippable ads!

I hope your cookie is too big to fit in your glass of milk.

You lot are sick sons of bitches!

"Can I throw you away? You look like my trash can. Oh, wait, you *are* my trash can."

I looked at your hairline, and when I saw you, I thought to myself of the last time I was a baby.

I asked my friend if they will show me something retarded. He said, "Go look in a mirror." I said, "Thank you."

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Answer: Your mom.

Orphanage kid: You’re ugly!

Kid with mother: Your mom!

Your mom's so fat that One Punch Man had to take two punches.

Yo momma is so ugly, she gets rejected by dead people.

Yo momma's legs are like cottage cheese: white and chunky.

Yo momma's so dirty that when I asked what was for dinner, she sat on the table, opened her legs, and said "Crabs."

Person 1: Somebody farted.

Person 2: No, all I can smell is your breath.

This girl told me people call her ugly because she is disabled. I told her to stand up for herself.

Your forehead so big your thoughts started on a Monday and didn't end 'til Sunday.