Insult jokes

Hey Gwen! What is a bean's specialty? Being a jerk!

Popular girl: Sorry I'm late.

Teacher: Why are you late!

Girl: I need my beauty sleep.

Nerd: Well, you might need to hibernate because you ain't pretty.

Do you want to hear a joke?

You.

Yo momma's so gay, you sucked her balls.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. When I'm taking out the trash, I remember you.

I'd hit you, but if I did, I'd go to jail for animal abuse.

I would roast you, but I'm not supposed to burn trash.

"Joe momma" is called that because it means "you're a mistake."

"Ur mum is big."

You're so ugly that I choked and died.

What did the racist CoD player say to yo mama?

132.513.531.332

Your forehead's so big that it has its own gravitational pull.

I will remember my auntie's last words: "If you shoot me, your p-nis is small!"

(gun shot)

Trevor is a bitch.

Yo mama so dumb, when Fox Five said it's chilly outside, she brought a bowlllllll!

Yo mama so stupid that she shit and farted on you, asshole!

Your forehead is so big that it's visible on the world map!

Some kid in a wheelchair called me fat.

I told her, "Do a wheelie!"

You're so ugly your mom said, "I want an abortion."

Yo mama so fat, Flash couldn't run around her.