Insult jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Joe.
Joe who?
Jo Mama!
Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said: "To be continued."
Yo mama's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
It must have been a sad day when you slithered out of the abortion bucket.
My bully: Your face is ugly.
Me: Yeah well your mom is so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.
My bully: :(
I would roast you but burning trash is bad for the environment.
"Go frick a cow!"
"I already fricked your mother."
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 10 fingers, the middle ones are for you.
The first time I heard your voice, my foreskin fell off.
I would roast you, but you don't have any meat!
"Sticks and stones break my bones."
A crowbar does it so much quicker.
Irritable Bowel Syndrome saved me from depression...
It’s hard to feel empty when you’re so full of shiii fuck ur mom.
Adin, you should consider eating pencil lead, you fat cat lover, only if you're the new Adin from FF though xoxo da babby.
I jump off a cliff and said I hate you, dumb blond, and eagle...Then I said to my wife, "We're done, Blondie," and said to my friend, "You're a dumbhead eagle!"
Hell you fuck, bitch, dick!
Your entire family tree must be a cactus, because everyone in your family is such a prick.
Yo mama so fat, Donald Trump built a wall around her.
Yo mama so ugly Donald Trump said "wrong!"
Your mom is so fat that when she fell on the sidewalk, nobody laughed, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I pray God I'm not so ugly as you.