Insult jokes
If you tell me to get a life, you're telling me to get a life better than yours!
My sister is really disrespectful, and her famous words are, "You're not my parent!" The next time she says this, I'm going to respond back with, "You're right, because I would have worn a condom to protect from you being born unlike my dad did!"
Your dad.
My doctor called me a "psychopath." How dare he?!? He'll pay for this!
Bully: Your fat.
Me: Fat is something to fix, but your face isn't.
You smell like you farted. FARTED harted HARTED. A B honor rolls, all F's, you retarded. OHHHHHHHH!
I'd hit you, but I don't want to go to jail for animal abuse.
Me: You stupid. Guy: You straight. Me: Sorry, I'm not a mirror.
If you need help, you will need trash, 'cause you the trash.
Peter: *curses*
Sam: Wow, do you kiss your mom with that mouth?
Peter: Jokes on you, I don't have a mom.
Tony: *having a heart attack* AFSJDHFKJJD Peter, we talked about this!!!
Suck your mom. ☺️
I fucked your mum last night, that she was salty.
Yo mama's cheeks are red, I don't know why.
There's something on your chin... no, the 3rd one.
What did the fork say to the cake when he said, "I hope you get eaten?"
Fork off!
Roses are red, Your mum's a queer, Fucking hell, Can’t get out of first gear!
Your forehead is so big that babies can use it as a full-sized football pitch!
What’s the difference between an erection and Edward Holland? Nothing, they're both dicks.
Your momma's so dumb, she took her driving lesson on a dinosaur.
Your forehead is like my dad.
Non-existent.