Insult jokes
Your mom is heavier than Mariah can even carry.
What did the racist CoD player say to yo mama?
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Your forehead's so big that it has its own gravitational pull.
I will remember my auntie's last words: "If you shoot me, your p-nis is small!"
(gun shot)
Trevor is a bitch.
Mom! Mom! The class called me an orphan.
Yo mama so dumb, when Fox Five said it's chilly outside, she brought a bowlllllll!
Yo mama so stupid that she shit and farted on you, asshole!
Your forehead is so big that it's visible on the world map!
Some kid in a wheelchair called me fat.
I told her, "Do a wheelie!"
You're so ugly your mom said, "I want an abortion."
Yo mama so fat, Flash couldn't run around her.
I bet for Halloween you were a Goblin. How about you gobble deez nuts?
1. Are you talking to me because I think you talked to my backside?
2. Your mom must taste good because it is always in your mouth.
3. My foot lasts longer than your life.
Fuck all y'all hoes!
Yo forehead so large, it has its own gravitational pull.
Kids when they meet a kid out of home alone be like: “At least your mom came back!”
Normal people have a four-head, but bro... you got a fourteen-head.
My favorite sex position is ‘WOW.’ It's where I flip your mom upside down.
What's the artist imagine something?
Imagine Dragons!
Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!