Insult jokes
Your mom is a joke.
You're all gay. HEHEHE!
"Get a life, dum dums!"
Says the fucking moron.
Me and your mom in the bed.
Roses are red, violets are blue, poetry is gay, and so are you.
My mum told me to take out the trash, but I couldn’t find you.
Me: Are you an alien?
Friend: No.
Me: Yeah, because you're too ugly to be one.
Yo mama is so fat that when I was printing a picture of her last year, it's still printing.
This is bullshit! Stop showing cheesy and dumb jokes! This website is for dark humor, insults, and morbid content! All of you who don’t talk about the following, go die!
Why didn't Trump beat Biden?
Because he couldn't trump that bitch!
Yo mama is so fat that when she jumps, the earth was shaking!
Say this to someone who is fat that you don't like (make sure he's a virgin):
"You're so fat you can sell shaaade!! That's why you're a virgin and you masturbaaate!!! Yeah, I've see you, touching your 1 centimetre and if you have a gf she's is a cheater!!"
Make sure to say "shaaade" not "shade". And say "maturbaaate" (also try to say a D not a T in maturbaaate) not "masturbate".
Your hairline is so big, not even a black hole can eat it!
Yo mama's ass is mad crusty.
Bully: I bet your dick is so small when you look down you can't see it.
Guy: I don't, I see your mom.
Your forehead's so big, when you were being born, the doctors thought you had no face.
Huh what you say?
Come fight me, suck a dick.
Baka!
You have more chin than brain cells!
My mum told me to do the dog poo, but I couldn't find you anywhere.