Insult jokes
You are the gayest.
Friend, you're bold and fat.
Me: Bro, go to the bathroom and look at the mirror. You will probably break it.
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to unlock her phone with her face, it said, "disconnected."
Yo mama so ugly, Itachi couldn't look at her to put her in a genjutsu.
Yo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn’t fit.
Jo Mama is so dumb, she tried to eat the Super Bowl.
Jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn't fit!
Squirtle to Bulbasaur: "You kinda cum... like a baka..."
If an old person tells you what to do just say, "At least my parents are alive!"
Your mum is so ugly she made Paul Walker run.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Joe.
Joe who?
Jo Mama!
Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said: "To be continued."
Yo mama's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
It must have been a sad day when you slithered out of the abortion bucket.
My bully: Your face is ugly.
Me: Yeah well your mom is so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.
My bully: :(
I would roast you but burning trash is bad for the environment.
"Go frick a cow!"
"I already fricked your mother."
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 10 fingers, the middle ones are for you.
The first time I heard your voice, my foreskin fell off.
I would roast you, but you don't have any meat!