Insult jokes

I bet for Halloween you were a Goblin. How about you gobble deez nuts?

1. Are you talking to me because I think you talked to my backside?

2. Your mom must taste good because it is always in your mouth.

3. My foot lasts longer than your life.

Yo forehead so large, it has its own gravitational pull.

Normal people have a four-head, but bro... you got a fourteen-head.

My favorite sex position is ‘WOW.’ It's where I flip your mom upside down.

What's the artist imagine something?

Imagine Dragons!

Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!

A cock really has a sad life. He's hairs a mess, his neighbor's an arsehole, his best friend is a cunt.

You: I want my mama.

Me: Soz, you can't even get one.

"Hey, kid, why are you so fat?"

"Why did you insult him? That's not nice."

"It won't matter, he's deaf."

It’s me back at it again.

The earth was flat till they buried yo mama!!!

You. You're a joke.

Yo mama so fat, when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete laughed up.

You're so fat that you're gonna be my next hamburger for dinner and the next In-N-Out, just like your parents.

You're gay if you see this.

Me: Hey, say I am ugly for a billion pounds.

Them: You're ugly.

Me: Sorry, I am not a mirror.

My brother called me short and ugly, so I called him an ambulance.

Yo mama so fat, I took a picture of her and she was on both sides of it.

"Sike, I lied, your dick is dry."

Roses are red, I sniff marijuana, I have five fingers, The middle one is for your vagina.

Your forehead's so big even Barry Wood said, "Wow, that's huge!"