Insult

Insult jokes

Bully: I bet your dick is so small when you look down you can't see it.

Guy: I don't, I see your mom.

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  • Your forehead's so big, when you were being born, the doctors thought you had no face.

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  • Popular girl: Sorry I'm late.

    Teacher: Why are you late!

    Girl: I need my beauty sleep.

    Nerd: Well, you might need to hibernate because you ain't pretty.

    I'd hit you, but if I did, I'd go to jail for animal abuse.