You're so fat that you're gonna be my next hamburger for dinner and the next In-N-Out, just like your parents.
Insult Jokes
You're gay if you see this.
Me: Hey, say I am ugly for a billion pounds.
Them: You're ugly.
Me: Sorry, I am not a mirror.
My brother called me short and ugly, so I called him an ambulance.
Yo mama so fat, I took a picture of her and she was on both sides of it.
"Sike, I lied, your dick is dry."
Roses are red, I sniff marijuana, I have five fingers, The middle one is for your vagina.
Your forehead's so big even Barry Wood said, "Wow, that's huge!"
Yo mama so ugly, she went to the bathroom and scared the sh*t out of the toilet.
Ninety percent of your beauty can be removed with a Kleenex.
Oh, were you talking to me? I thought you only talked behind my back.
Hold still, I am trying to imagine you with a personality.
1. If being ugly was a crime, you would have a life sentence.
2. My phone battery lasts longer than your friendships.
3. There is a tree out there giving you oxygen, and you owe that tree an apology.
4. I don’t hate you, but I gotta unplug your life support to charge my phone.
5. When I saw your dad on the sidewalk, I didn’t laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
6. If I had powers, I would make you the dumbest person alive, but it seems life already beat me to the punch.
7. If karma ever comes to punch ya in the face, I wanna be there to help it.
8. If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I’d be broke.
9. You are more disappointing than a cake without frosting.
10. Were you born on a highway, 'cause that’s where most accidents happen?
11. Wow, that hurts, now I know how it felt when your mom said that to ya.
12. You're the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo, and you may as well be the reason why the middle finger was invented.
You're so ugly that everytime you look up in the sky, God says, "Sorry, can't help you."
Your hairline's so far back, you need binoculars to see it.
Your mama so ugly she went by a TV and missed eight episodes.
Your forehead is so big you can smoke a cigar in the rain.
Your forehead is so big that it couldn’t handle an acute angle.
Kid: You're so fat!
Other kid: At least fat can be changed, but your ugly face can't be.
I don't care if I got beat the first day you were born. Your momma asked for a receipt!
Bully: Oh, look at your shoes, look at your pants, look at your shirt, ay, ay, ay.
Me: Ding, ding, sing, oh, did you hear that? It's the elevator 'cause you're not on my level.
Bully: u_u ......
Crowd: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh
Were you born on a highway? Because most accidents happen on the highway.
