Insult jokes
Say this to someone who is fat that you don't like (make sure he's a virgin):
"You're so fat you can sell shaaade!! That's why you're a virgin and you masturbaaate!!! Yeah, I've see you, touching your 1 centimetre and if you have a gf she's is a cheater!!"
Make sure to say "shaaade" not "shade". And say "maturbaaate" (also try to say a D not a T in maturbaaate) not "masturbate".
Your hairline is so big, not even a black hole can eat it!
Yo mama's ass is mad crusty.
Bully: I bet your dick is so small when you look down you can't see it.
Guy: I don't, I see your mom.
Your forehead's so big, when you were being born, the doctors thought you had no face.
Huh what you say?
Come fight me, suck a dick.
Baka!
You have more chin than brain cells!
My mum told me to do the dog poo, but I couldn't find you anywhere.
Sike, I lied, your mom is a guy!
"Ur Grandma" You think you're funny? Well, sorry, but you're not.
Your forehead is so big we could fit the whole alphabet on there.
Hey Gwen! What is a bean's specialty? Being a jerk!
Popular girl: Sorry I'm late.
Teacher: Why are you late!
Girl: I need my beauty sleep.
Nerd: Well, you might need to hibernate because you ain't pretty.
Do you want to hear a joke?
You.
Yo momma's so gay, you sucked her balls.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. When I'm taking out the trash, I remember you.
I'd hit you, but if I did, I'd go to jail for animal abuse.
I would roast you, but I'm not supposed to burn trash.
"Joe momma" is called that because it means "you're a mistake."