Insult jokes

Your mother.

Sister: You're adopted.

Me: At least they wanted me, they must feel terribly bad cuz they had to keep you :(

This person ( :I ) It wasn't meant to be a joke; it was just to make space like your mother's ass in space because it's so big.

I went to an emo kid who just got a haircut, and instead of saying, "Like your cut, G," I slapped his arm and said, "I like your cuts, G."

Your mom is so slow, it took her 9 months to make a joke.

Your mum's foreheads.

Your forehead goes back to when Burger King was Burger Prince.

Ur face.

My crush's best friend came up to me and called me my crush's dog 🐕, so then I say, "Wow, you're an ass for calling me a bitch." He then looks at me wide-eyed, and I just walk away.

Your hairline is so far back I learned about it in history class.

Ur dad

Omg, I'm sooooo sry!!!!!

Ur mom.

Oops my bad! 😬

Yo mama joke.

Go fuck yourself, cause I doubt anyone else will. 💅

"Baka Johnny, fat baka."

Yo mama so fat, I stood next to her and lost cell phone reception.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Shrek thought he was ugly until he saw you.

Your mom is just like Rapunzel, but instead of letting down her hair, she lets everyone down! OHHHHH!

You're so flat, you make pancakes look thiccc.

My friend who is in a wheelchair told me a joke, and I burst out laughing. I told him he should be a stand-up comedian.