Insult jokes
Your entire family tree must be a cactus, because everyone in your family is such a prick.
Yo mama so fat, Donald Trump built a wall around her.
Yo mama so ugly Donald Trump said "wrong!"
Your mom is so fat that when she fell on the sidewalk, nobody laughed, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I pray God I'm not so ugly as you.
Mom! Mom! My classmates called me an orphan!
A teacher in Scunthorpe asks a class what their favorite football team is, saying, "Raise your hand if it is Scunthorpe." Every student but one raised their hand. The teacher asks, "Why don't you support Scunthorpe?" The child answers, "My parents support Grimsby, and so do I." The teacher comes back with, "Why are you copying your parents? What if your mum was a prostitute and your dad a druggie?" The child answers, "Then I'd support Scunthorpe like you dirty bastards!"
Your mother is so fat, she broke the stairway to heaven when she died. jaja ur momma dead.
If I wanted to kill myself, I would climb to the top of your ego then jump to your IQ.
Yo mama is so fat, the country of Russia isn't big enough to house her!
Yo mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Your mamma so fat she has to use the equator as her belt.
Nancy, the throat goat!
Like this joke. Ur mom.
A B C D E F G H I see a bitch in front of me.
Tell world's best yo mama joke to an orphan, then watch them cry.
You dream in 4K.
Your mom is a joke.
You're all gay. HEHEHE!
"Get a life, dum dums!"
Says the fucking moron.