Insult jokes
You’re looking pretty rough this evening. You look like if sweatpants were a person.
I don't shut up, I grow up, and when I see you, I throw up.
My brother said, "Bruh, why you so ugly plus why do you stink?" Me: "Is that supposed to be a roast? I got one for you. Why do you look like you came out the wrong side of your mother? Instead of her stomach, you came out of her butt. That's why you were born with brown spots on your head. That's her poop, you stupid fuckface." My friends: "Ouch that's gotta hurt."
My cousin called me ugly.
Well, I'm pretty sure 90% of her looks could be wiped away with a Kleenex.
Suck on deez balls!
Roses are red, violets are blue, A face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't worry, I'll be there with you, But not in the cage, but laughing at you.
Mom, shut up. Me? I don't shut up, I grow up. When I look at you, I throw up.
I would roast you but you're already so hot.
Your mom.
Yo mama so old when she farts, dust comes out.
If you're an orphan, it must be pretty hard taking "your mom" jokes.
Yo mama is so fat that when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.
What does a hear-moo say? "Fat cow!"
If you think the guy calling you fat is offensive,
Try salad 🥗.
Bully: Hey virgin!
Victim: I'm not a virgin, just ask your sister.
Bully: I don't have a sister, dumbass.
Victim: Just wait nine months.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't worry, I'll be there too. Not in the cage, but laughing at YOU!
Your mom is like a penny: two-faced, flat, and always in someone's pants.
Dear Slim Shady,
balls.
Your hairline is so far back you look like Frankenstein.
Me: Roasts my annoying cousin.
Everyone at the barbecue...