Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 10 fingers, the middle ones are for you.
Insult Jokes
The first time I heard your voice, my foreskin fell off.
I would roast you, but you don't have any meat!
"Sticks and stones break my bones."
A crowbar does it so much quicker.
Irritable Bowel Syndrome saved me from depression...
It’s hard to feel empty when you’re so full of shiii fuck ur mom.
Adin, you should consider eating pencil lead, you fat cat lover, only if you're the new Adin from FF though xoxo da babby.
I jump off a cliff and said I hate you, dumb blond, and eagle...Then I said to my wife, "We're done, Blondie," and said to my friend, "You're a dumbhead eagle!"
Hell you fuck, bitch, dick!
Your entire family tree must be a cactus, because everyone in your family is such a prick.
Yo mama so fat, Donald Trump built a wall around her.
Yo mama so ugly Donald Trump said "wrong!"
Your mom is so fat that when she fell on the sidewalk, nobody laughed, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I pray God I'm not so ugly as you.
Mom! Mom! My classmates called me an orphan!
A teacher in Scunthorpe asks a class what their favorite football team is, saying, "Raise your hand if it is Scunthorpe." Every student but one raised their hand. The teacher asks, "Why don't you support Scunthorpe?" The child answers, "My parents support Grimsby, and so do I." The teacher comes back with, "Why are you copying your parents? What if your mum was a prostitute and your dad a druggie?" The child answers, "Then I'd support Scunthorpe like you dirty bastards!"
Your mother is so fat, she broke the stairway to heaven when she died. jaja ur momma dead.
If I wanted to kill myself, I would climb to the top of your ego then jump to your IQ.
Yo mama is so fat, the country of Russia isn't big enough to house her!
Yo mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Your mamma so fat she has to use the equator as her belt.
