Insult jokes
Roses are red, Your mum's a queer, Fucking hell, Can’t get out of first gear!
Your forehead is so big that babies can use it as a full-sized football pitch!
What’s the difference between an erection and Edward Holland? Nothing, they're both dicks.
Your momma's so dumb, she took her driving lesson on a dinosaur.
Your forehead is like my dad.
Non-existent.
What's the difference between an erection and Edward Holland? Nothing, they're both dicks.
Yo mama is so old, I told her to act her age, and she died.
Husband: Hey honey, words can’t describe how beautiful you are.
Wife: Aww, thanks.
Husband: But numbers can. 0 out of 10.
If I'm ugly, at least I'm not you.
Yo mama is so fat, she had to snap his finger twice.
Hello, I am typing with the microphone, euros, hello bro and 0LXDXD bra, that’s funny, and also you are gay. Ha ha ha ha ha, get it done by eight.
bully: "Your life's a joke."
me: "My life's not a joke, jokes have meaning."
What is the definition of clapped?
Ur mum when I am in her bed.
You don't have a forehead, you have a fivehead.
You don't have dreams, you have movies.
You smell like you farted hard. A, B, Honor Roll, all F’s, you retarded!
Boy: Your dick is so small, oh wait, you don't have one.
Older boy: UNO reverse card!
You (DYM 23).
I'm so smart, wanna know why? Because you're gay.
Your nan's gay.
It's only okay to beat up a dwarf when they walk up to your wife and say, "Your hair smells nice."