When someone calls you gay, say:
"I'm straight, straighter than your hairline!"
Pick up lines.
"One fish, two fish, three fish, I’m breaking up with you, b*tch!"
"Hey there little mister, I’m dating your sister."
If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"
My friend called me a dick earlier. I said, "You are what you eat." He then proceeded to run away from me.
What did the gay necrophiliac say when his relationship ended?
"That rotten asshole split on me again!"
To all my haters, keep sucking. I'm about to cum.