Insult

Insult jokes

Kid 1: Words can't describe how ugly you are.

Kid 2: Words can describe how beautiful you are.

Kid 1: Aw, thanks!

Kid 2: But numbers can. 0/10

Your hairline is so long that when you finally found the length of it, you told someone and they said, "Don't give me your phone number."

I saw a fat dude wearing a shirt that said "guess." I said 215kg, he didn't find it as funny.

Yo mama so ugly, when she went to the ugly club, they said, "Sorry, professionals only!"

If someone is bullying you for being fat, remember, you're the bigger person, a MUCH bigger person.