Insult jokes
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What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?
A quarter pounder with cheese.
Yo mama so old, she was a waitress at the last supper.
Why are obese jokes so offensive?
Because fat people have enough on their plate.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You told me I'm ugly, nah, you look like a monkey!
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought keeping you was a good idea!
Kid #1: You're adopted.
Kid #2: At least they wanted me.
Kid #1: Did your real parents want you?
Yo mama is so ugly that the Grinch fell out when he saw her!
Yo mama is so ugly her hairline is receding just to get away from her face.
Roses are red, violets are blue, when The Oh Hellos saw you they said "Shoo!"
Almost all of you suck. If you're following me, hah, this isn't a joke, but it gave my profile a 1 thingy heheh. KYS, Wade =D
My girlfriend called me a cocksucker, but hey, 20 dollars is 20 dollars.
Wanna know the last words of the south tower?
"HAHA LOOK AT YOU! IMAGINE BEING HIT YOU L BOZO!"
Yo mama is so ugly that if she went on stage, the show would instantly say, "And that's a wrap!"
Your mum stinks of disabled people.
Wanna know why?
I don't know either, you tell me.
The only thing drier than these jokes is your mom.
Yo mama so disgusting, she hangs toilet paper to dry after she wiped with them.
Yo mama so fat, when she walked in front of the TV, I missed 3 episodes.
I asked my friend what the best gay joke is, and she said "You."
The median salary of a clown is $36,763. And yet, here you are, doing it for free.