Insult jokes

Your forehead is so big even ash couldn’t catch it.

Your hairline's so far back that Dora the Explorer couldn't find it.

Yo mama jokes are so old, like your mom.

Your forehead is so big that it said, "To be continued."

I saw your forehead and realized your mom and dad's foreheads were as big as yours. Also, you're gay.

Your hairline is so bad that the queen died when looking at it!

Beans, your mum is fat!

You suck.

There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.

Timmy: Stupid motherfucker.

Jimmy: Wow, do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

Timmy: *starts crying*

Jimmy: Ah fuck, I did it again.

You're so ugly, that's why me and your hairline go far back.

Y'all smell like ass!

Someone: "I got chickens out there vibin'."

Me: "What? Oh, you mean those over-sized chickens that just show an example of you in real life?"

Someone: . . .

I know your hairline's pretty bent, but your gender's on a different level.

I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"

Roses are red and violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the third one's for you.

You look good now, but you’d look better hanging from my ceiling. ;)

I didn't know that COVID-19 was a thing until I saw your eyebrows and your hairline social distancing.

What do my cock and money have in common?

Your mom.

Friend: Ur sister after you were born. 😭

Me: Ur brother after chemotherapy. 😵