Y'all smell like ass!
Insult Jokes
Someone: "I got chickens out there vibin'."
Me: "What? Oh, you mean those over-sized chickens that just show an example of you in real life?"
Someone: . . .
I know your hairline's pretty bent, but your gender's on a different level.
I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"
Roses are red and violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the third one's for you.
You look good now, but you’d look better hanging from my ceiling. ;)
I didn't know that COVID-19 was a thing until I saw your eyebrows and your hairline social distancing.
What do my cock and money have in common?
Your mom.
Friend: Ur sister after you were born. 😭
Me: Ur brother after chemotherapy. 😵
Bro, you were born in a local 7-Eleven bathroom.
When you cream pie a tardy hottie, it’s called a loaded potato. 🥴🦴💨🥔
That bloke Dean's a cunt!
Rot in hell?
More like nasty-ass thot in a well.
I was gonna roast you about your chin, but I didn't know which one to talk about.
Your hairline got suspended, it's not coming back.
I would make a joke about your mom, but cows are sacred in my country.
Your mom #69.
What do you call people from Paris?
Parasites.
My brother: What are you looking at?
Me: A mistake.
You're so fat, when you say the n-word, boogers come out.
