Insult jokes
Your face looks like my butt, but it looks like you.
I bet your hairline goes inside your private part, and your girlfriend can’t even touch it.
"Float like a cracker, sting like a beaner!"
Yo mama so ugly that she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
Your hairline is so far back that I didn’t know you had a hairline.
1, 2, 3, A, B, C, D, and there's a D in it and there's also a 3. That's how long your D is!
Roses are red, violets are blue, but at least a dumptruck isn't as ugly as you.
Roast
You have such a big forehead it has a 6 pack on it!
Marleigh is so fat and ugly.
Bully: You're a loser and fat.
Me: Shut up. The camera thought you were a house.
Your mum's hairline was so big that Dora the Explorer could not find it.
Stephen Hawking doesn’t have a dick; he has a microchip.
Hey, that's the thing my grandpa has. They say that to treat it, I should call him a bitch!
What do vacuums and your mom have in common?
They both suck.
I'm not saying you're ugly, but you're the reason God created miscarriages!
Your hairline caused the solar flare.
I see a worm. Oh, no, it's just your hairline!
TJ's hairline is so far back his friends don't even want to talk to his ugly ass!
Yo mama so fat and emo, we call her the rock and roll.
Are your forehead and hairline friends? 'Cause they go way back.