Insult jokes

You're so clapped that you make Susan Boyle attractive.

You're so bald, Bob Hope would refer to you as "grandpa."

You're so bald, I can see what's on your mind.

You want an insult? Right, look at the mirror.

Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth?

You're so ugly that when you were born, the doctor threw you out the window, and the window threw you back.

Even the World Trade Center underwent a better upgrade than your ugly ass.

Yo mama's so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter.

Yo mama's so ugly, when she was little, she had to trick-or-treat by phone.

Yo momma is so old, her birthday's expired.

If I missed something, I'll give it to you. If you taked it, you are a mistake.

Your name is baller cuz ur in my mom's baller.

My mom went to take out the trash, but I couldn't find you.

Your hairline is so far back, even the slaves can't plant that shit back.

When someone calls you gay, say:

"I'm straight, straighter than your hairline!"

I scaled your forehead, and all I saw was 1000.

I know your name is baller cause I'm gonna put my baller into yo MOTHER HOLLER!

Your hairline is so big it took your mom a map to find it.

Pick up lines.

"One fish, two fish, three fish, I’m breaking up with you, b*tch!"

"Hey there little mister, I’m dating your sister."

If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"