Make like your hairline and scram!
To all my haters, keep sucking. I'm about to cum.
Your forehead is so big that your face touches your chin.
Enyaw’s fanny smells of dirty, moist, fishy, rotten egg, dead Elizabeth, pig dick, cow cum filth.
Dirty bitch!
Me: "Cya"
Mom: "Where ya going?"
Me: "The orphanage to make yo mama jokes."
Mum: ...
Your hairline is so far back, it left before your dad.
I think your hairline is too stupid.
Your face looks like my butt, but it looks like you.
I bet your hairline goes inside your private part, and your girlfriend can’t even touch it.
Yo mama so ugly that she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
1, 2, 3, A, B, C, D, and there's a D in it and there's also a 3. That's how long your D is!
Roses are red, violets are blue, but at least a dumptruck isn't as ugly as you.
Roast
You have such a big forhead it has a 6 pack on it,
Marleigh is so fat and ugly.
Bully: You're a loser and fat.
Me: Shut up. The camera thought you were a house.
Your mum's hairline was so big that Dora the Explorer could not find it.
Hey, that's the thing my grandpa has. They say that to treat it, I should call him a bitch!
What do vacuums and your mom have in common?
They both suck.
I'm not saying you're ugly, but you're the reason God created miscarriages!
Your hairline caused the solar flare.
