What animal gets easily offended? The chicken; they always get roasted.
Whats that stupid Girl in you're Class called
ThOt
The Annoying Orange called Donald Trump a Copycat
There's no "I" in team, but there is a "U" in cunt.
My friend once said my opinion didn't matter. I said why did you call me a female
Me:what’s that girls name from phinease and ferb the sister Crush:candice Me:candice dick fit in your mouth Crush: slaps me Walks away
A wife asks her husband: am I pretty or ugly? The husband awnsers her: pretty. The wife responds: thank yo- The husband interrupts her: PRETTY UGLY!
Someone came to me and said “your dad is gay”. I just said “wait. You know where my dad is? Please tell me!”
Your mama so ugly, when Santa Claus came to her house and saw her, he said, "HO HO HOLY SHIT THAT'S ONE UGLY BITCH!"
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says: 'Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to the man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes.
Man: "Is your body from Mcdonalds?" Woman: "Why, because your loving it?" Man: "No, because its fat and greasy." >:D
Yo mama so old the carpenter uses her crotch as sandpaper.
Yo mama like a penny: two-faced, worthless, and in everybody’s pants.
how old is uuuuuurrrr mom. five cringe.... i know that was a crap joke... not even a joke
Yo mama is so fat, it took Nationwide 15 years to get on her side.
You calling me gay but the pole is straighter than you
Yo mama is so stupid, she shoved two double A batteries up her butt and said, “I’ve got the power!”
If I called you gay you would probably hit me with your purse
If I wanted to kill myself, I would climb up to the top of your ego and jump to your IQ.
