Insult

Insult jokes

(Bully) Boy, you ugly!

(Me) Boy, shut up, that's why your hairline start at the back of your head.

If I had a spray can, I would spray it on your ass. Because the instructions say to spray on flat surfaces.

Fat kid jumps in the pool.

The popular girl: "I thought there was going to be a tsunami."

The fat kid: "I thought trash was not supposed to be in the ocean."

"Your ass must be jealous of all that shit that comes out of your mouth."

Your mama smells so bad that everytime she goes outside, she gets ticketed for pollution. She's so ugly that everytime she looks out a window, she gets arrested for mooning.