Your face looks like my butt, but it looks like you.
I bet ur hairline gose inside ur private part and ur girlfriend can’t even touch it
Yo mama so ugly that she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
1, 2, 3, A, B, C, D, and there's a D in it and there's also a 3. That's how long your D is!
Roast
You have such a big forhead it has a 6 pack on it,
Marleigh is so fat and ugly.
Bully: You're a loser and fat.
Me: Shut up. The camera thought you were a house.
Your mum's hairline was so big that Dora the Explorer could not find it.
What do vacuums and your mom have in common?
They both suck.
I'm not saying you're ugly, but you're the reason God created miscarriages!
Your hairline caused the solar flare.
I see a worm. Oh, no, it's just your hairline!
Your hair line goes so far back even Dwayne Johnson refused to sit there
Your hairline is so bad, when people see the back of your head they say "nice beard!"
The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you're signing someone's cast.
Your hairline is so ugly, it's stretching down to Bikini Bottom.
Why'd my grandpa fall over?
'Cause I clapped his cheeks, fool!
Bully: I can't understand you because I don't speak ugly language.
Me: And I don't speak idiot language.
Your mom is so ugly, you look like her. Oh, got 'em!
I can tell you used to be friends with your hairline, cuz it goes way back.
