INS jokes
Two cows are grazing in a field.
One cow says to the other, "You ever worry about that mad cow disease?"
The other cow says, "Why would I care? I'm a helicopter!"
What's the fastest way to get to the hospital? Stand in the middle of the road.
What do garbage bins and horny women have in common?
They wait to be filled with a big load.
Sex dolls are alive in the Toy Story universe.
I like my women like I like my microwaves.
Hot, ready to go when I am, and able to kill any baby I put in her.
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Poor kids in American schools, they want books, but all they get are magazines.
Nutted in her braces, now my kids are behind bars.
Two priests are driving down a road when they are pulled over by the cops.
The cop shines a light in their faces and signals to the driver to roll down his window.
"We're searching for two child molesters," he says.
The driver leans over to the other priest, and they whisper between themselves.
Finally, he turns back to the policeman. "Ok. We'll do it."
If a deaf kid swears in sign language, does his mom wash his hands with soap?
My dad died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
What is worse than 16 babies in 16 dumpsters? One baby in 16 dumpsters.
when someone says to cheer up: you, I never thought of that. :)
-> in reality, :( (sob)
depression is no game, and here in this world, we are here for each other, although at times it might not seem like it.
Keep strong, and you'll find the end of the tunnel, but ending the pain and being gone just spreads depression.
Walk up to the quiet kid and tell him to hang in there. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
What did the blind man fight in the bar?
The coat rack.
I just got kicked out of the fucking library for putting the women's rights in the fiction section.
Why do people in a wheelchair make bad jokes? Because they are bad at stand-up.
Autistic jokes have been very popular recently. In other words, I've been very popular recently.
You're so lucky bullies don't have a chance to push you around anymore?
They'll get theirs when they're in a wheelchair?
As a murderer, I stabbed a man after infiltrating his house. His wife came in and saw me. She fell into tears. I got up and said, "Drama queen!"
What's the hardest part about being a paedophile?
Trying to fit in.